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    It would be a very gentlemanly thing to do, she thinks, to offer his jacket to a lady, but for the fact that it’s a muggy midsummer evening and no extra layer of warmth is needed.

     

    He’s not being a gentleman, she decides, as she follows him down to the canal where he’s untying one of those funny little boats. He probably just doesn’t want to be seen taking a moonlit stroll with a whore.

     

    After being rescued from the nightmare of the Menagerie, Inej gets to know her new companion over contract negotiation.

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    23 Jul 2024

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    ‘I am a man of honour. And we were… intimate. Perhaps, that was another part of your planned entrapment.’

    There was silence at that. It went on and on, and finally Colin could no longer bear it. He turned his head to the side slightly, just enough to look at Penelope from the corner of his eye.

    Penelope was pale, and her face was… empty. There were no emotions showing, good or bad — no tears, no angry frown, no demandingly raised brows. It looked as if her features were devoid of any feeling whatsoever, like a marble statue one can find in a garden. Then, with her expression remaining the same, she finally spoke:

    ‘I think I’m going to be sick.’

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    23 Jun 2024

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    What if Penelope reacted differently when Colin accused her of trapping him?

    Penelope ran away from the Ton, giving Colin what she thought he desperately wanted: his freedom. She loves him too much to allow him to be trapped in a loveless marriage with her.
    Colin never expected to lose Penelope; his anger towards her pushed her to leave him, promising he would never have to see her again.

    Thanks to the money she made as Lady Whisteldown, she fled to Greece, passing as a young widow named Anne Bridges. She is set to be a single mother and raise her child away from a society that never cared for her and from a father who would think the child is only a product of her "plan entrapment".

    Thanks to the help of his brothers, Colin will do even the impossible to get his Pen back.

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    22 Jun 2024

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    "It's you," he stares at her ocean orbs seeking salvation as it all begins to make sense, "it's always been you."

    When a bizarre and obnoxiously loud clock gifted by a stranger on his travels puts Colin in a time loop, he is determined to find his romantic happy ending. But what happens when the time jumps only bring him closer and closer to the redhead he had always considered a friend? And worse, she begins to get further when it all starts to make sense.

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    15 Jun 2024

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    Hermione is a quirky, introverted muggle who would rather spend her evenings spying on her neighbors from her flat window, than actually engage with the world. That is until the attractive Ginger moves in across the way. From there, things get interesting…

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    Hermione nearly choked on her own spit as she watched the scene unfold. As if from an alternate reality, she watched as Ron slowly opened the sliding glass door. He was shirtless, his bare chest and rippling abs unusually vivid in the moonlight. Hermione tried to look away, but if she had she wouldn't have noticed what happened next.

    Ron gave the small cantankerous owl a treat. While the owl was busy engulfing his midnight snack, Ron pulled what looked to be a note tied to its leg. Hermione's mouth dropped. She'd heard of carrier pigeons, but carrier owls? Who did that? Also, why was he getting carrier owl notes in the middle of the night? Where were they coming from?

    When she thought Ron Weasley couldn't get any more intriguing, something like this happened. Hermione had no idea what to do with this information. She was simultaneously more turned on, freaked out, and curious than she had been up until this point.

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    09 Jun 2024