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    “Board games,” Ilya said, kneeing them higher up his chest.
    Shane stared at him. “You travel with those?” he asked, trying to go for scathing. It never quite got there. He didn’t have Ilya’s skill.
    Ilya smiled wide and shark-like. “No,” he said. “I got them from Emily. Mrs. Lansow.”
    Shane felt even more baffled.
    “The owner of the hotel,” Ilya said.
    “I know,” Shane said. He just couldn’t imagine Ilya interacting with that sweet woman. Or her asking him to call her by her first name. “Why? I mean, why did you get them?”
    “You have better things to do?” Ilya asked.
    “I have a phone. And a laptop. And there’s a television,” Shane said.
    Ilya squinted dismissively. “Screen is bad. Melts your brain.”
    “You sound like my mom,” Shane said, a little softer than he intended and smiling reluctantly.
    Ilya tilted his head. “This does it for you?”

    Shane and Ilya learn what it's like spending time together with their clothes still on.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    “And you’re sure there’s nothing for you?” David says suddenly. “You’re not—you’re feeling okay? You’re not sick? Shane wouldn’t have any reason to think that you’re sick?”

    Ilya blinks and turns to him. “I am fine. Totally fine. Better than fine, even, before today.”

    “It’s just—Shane’s acting like you’re dying, Ilya.”

    “Not as far as I’m aware,” says Ilya. “And I do not think he would learn this before me.”

    The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there.

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    27 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 49

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    >>>This is a translation of The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower<<<

    简介:
    网友们确信Ilya Rozanov绝对、一定、百分百正在泡Hollander。
    网上有照片实锤,多位目击者,同一个咖啡馆中分享的Ins story,以及此男在Hollander的住处过夜。
    这是NHL历史上最传奇的征服:勾引对手的辣妈来证明你的统治地位。这个说法只有一个小问题:Ilya确实在泡一个Hollander,好吧?就……不是那一个。
    又或:实际上Ilya男朋友的母亲一直尝试领养他,互联网舆论一直在往最坏的方向猜,Shane Hollander经历了他人生中最糟糕的一个月——至少在他把冰球界搅得天翻地覆以前。

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

     

    最后:读完这个心痒痒的忍不住开动了🤤第一次做同人自翻译请大家品尝!由于原文有比较多引用帖子形式的描写,这部分会采取比较网感的措辞,争取让大家如同刷推般看热闹()由于是纯手打所以文章不可避免地有相当程度的意译,欢迎捉虫和建议!

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    17 Mar 2026

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    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.

    No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Shane sees an Instagram Reel on JJ's phone of Ilya and his women in every city. It sends him into a spiral that only Ilya can get him out of.

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    “I want. I fucking want. Please don’t stop.” Shane begged, brushing a hand up the back of Ilya’s head. He caught hold of Ilya’s curls and tugged softly. Ilya moaned. “I just need…”

    “Tell me, baby. Let me give you what you need.” The words were laced with Ilya’s plea. “Let me take care of my baby. Tell me.”

    “Can I have the control now? Let me own you tonight the way you own me.”

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    10 Mar 2026

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    There was nothing standard about Shane and Ilya's relationship, so it really shouldn't have been so surprising that they had their first date over a decade after meeting each other.

    It also shouldn't be surprising that it took roughly five minutes before it turned into a competition.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    What does it mean to love someone who can't be fully known? These stories examine the architecture of connection—the walls built, the doors left unlocked, the people patient enough to wait on the other side.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    Harris, who was sitting next to Shane, nudged him with his foot. “Yeah, I mean, it’s not kinky kinky unless Shane went out and bought, like, a full-on sex swing or something crazy like–”

    Harris stopped talking because Shane had frozen. Completely frozen. His glass halted halfway to his lips. His eyes went wide and fixed on a point on the far wall. The blush that had been a soft pink bloomed into a scarlet tide that crept from his neckline to the roots of his hair.

    Ilya, watching him, threw his head back and burst out laughing.

    (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs found out their sweet Canadian cinnamonroll is a freak and 1 time they realized that Hollanov's freaks are matched)

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    06 Mar 2026

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    Getting weird about lingerie.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    There is a strong scent of antiseptic in the air, the kind that always haunts hospitals and morgues. Ilya thinks it is fitting. He thinks, perhaps, that some vital organ of his is failing irreparably, and he is only waiting for a doctor to call out his time of death.

    “You have lost your memories.” It’s not a question. Ilya’s burning hand drops from Shane’s cheek.

    “Yeah,” Shane says easily. “Wait, shit, did no one tell you?”

    “Is it temporary.” Ilya’s voice is hoarse, pleading. “This memory loss, is it… tell me that it is temporary.” Please, please, God. I know I promised to give anything up, but-

    Shane looks at Ilya with wide eyes. “They don’t know,” he says gently. He seems to be catching onto Ilya’s distress despite the drugs in his system.

    Ilya feels cold all over. Yes, any moment now, they will cover him with a white sheet and take him away.

    Shane's concussion in S01E05 leaves him missing his memories from the last decade. Ilya is now the only person in the world who knows the truth about him and Shane, and is forced to question whether to burden Shane with their complicated relationship or to walk away.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    zuko nation @yaoionice

    tell me why the rozanov leaks have me sobbing into my pillow … god i see what you have done for others

    oh captain my captain @jimothykirk

    Replying to @yaoionice

    RIGHT like i think love might be real

    dani @danisqueerbar

    Replying to @jimothykirk

    we found love in a hopeless place (rozanov’s dms)

     

    Or, the internet reacts to leaked messages between Ilya Rozanov and the mysterious Jane.

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    03 Mar 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 66

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    这事能上热搜,并不是因为Jane的真实身份被曝光,甚至也不是因为Ilya在公共场合公然发短信调情。Ilya的行为就跟Shane练瑜伽、跟人类会呼吸一样理所当然。

    真正让这些短信上热搜的原因,是没人能相信这个叫Jane的女孩调情技术居然烂成这样。

    全世界的女人都愤怒了,全世界的男人都困惑不解。没人能理解,Ilya Rozanov,这样一个连腹肌都有粉丝的男人,为什么要把时间浪费在“一块渴望变成真人女孩的硬纸板”身上(这条吐槽已经获得30万点赞,并且点赞数还在涨)。

    或者说:在社交媒体掀起嘲笑Shane短信调情水平的热潮之后,Shane决定努力提升自己的技术。结果嘛,跟你能预料的一样惨不忍睹。

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    02 Mar 2026

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    Shane wears Ilya’s jersey....and Ilya? Ilya short-circuits so hard he nearly forgets how to stand.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals.

    It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

    The internet would never figure it out.

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    26 Feb 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 84

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    灵魂伴侣世界,一方受伤,另一方的皮肤上就会浮现相应的痕迹。布鲁斯确信自己没有灵魂伴侣,克拉克则对他的灵魂伴侣忧心不已。

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    23 Feb 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 47

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    阅读说明:本文瓶邪ONLY,除了瓶邪其他全是cb向,微恐无限流,he,瓶邪未捅窗户纸,双向暗恋,ooc预警。

    铁三角误入死亡游戏一起刷本的故事,哥出场微微靠后。本文bug多,不要带脑子看,有bug全算我的。

    武力值爆表雨村瓶×高智商冷静沙海邪

    再次声明:写这篇文是一时冲动,所以有很多的bug,不要深究,不喜就点叉叉,谢谢。

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    04 Feb 2026

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    ◎内含项圈、窒息、口交
    简单来说是瓶邪cos坤根的一个故事

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    20 Jan 2026

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    瓶邪,雨村,porn with feelings
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    仍要向那些赤诚的爱致以敬意与哀思,在这个礼乐崩坏的时代。
    青山不改,绿水长流,有缘他圈再会。祝一切好。

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    03 Nov 2025

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