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Stede Bonnet in Episode 1



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  1. Summary

    It's a PODFUCKERY!

    a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!

    A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!

    Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!

    Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!

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    I (petrichorca/Pez) have been writing missing scene fics for OFMD. They're not deliberately connected, because I just write when I feel the urge and they're self-contained stories, but I've put them in canonical timeline order here in case it's interesting to read my missing scenes like that!

    Just an FYI: if I've collaborated with someone on a missing scene and added the fic(s) to this collection (with their consent), they're included as a co-creator on the series.

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    All of my entries for the 2023 JanuAUry

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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    No, the figure in the mirror is a man.

    Not only that, but the figure in the mirror is an attractive man.

    The figure in the mirror is a man who fucks.

    'Do you think Ed will like it?' Stede asks.

    Roach is grinning from ear to ear. 'He's gonna love it. You look great.'

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    In which Stede undergoes the planned 'let's get them to fuck' makeover that the execs stole from us, and Ed gets to do some drunken rambling, and Ned Low gets stuck in boat traffic and doesn't turn up at all.

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    23 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Stede makeover

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    What if, instead of going to sleep that second night in the Spouter’s Inn, Ishmael had done something about his husband lacing their legs together and cuddling up to him?

    Ishmael may not have much practical knowledge in this arena, but hey. That’s never stopped him before

    If Herman Melville wrote porn

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Moby Dick missing scene what has my life come to lol

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    ISHMAEL: I do not need to imagine what you might say to me; I have sufficiently taxonomized myself, in addition to our captain, as belonging to my own original species of madman.

    A brief respite between the duties of sea life. Two monologues that never quite become a dialogue.

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    17 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read later

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.

     

    Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?

    Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.

    Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.

    This is it. This is Ed’s solution.

    (Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Free space! The one about the sensory deprivation tank

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    The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.

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    28 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Chotiner and The Lottery