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Kenny hadn’t seen Craig in years, yet he couldn’t stand how he seems to be giving him the cold shoulder at Clyde’s academy graduation party.
I wrote this for my friend because he passed his driving test!! Congrats pookie, here’s crenny having unresolved tension for 8k words!
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07 Feb 2026
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"Okay," Kyle says, and when Stan looks at him he can see him eyeing Kenny carefully. Kyle is going to have fun cracking this one for a while, at least. "Okay, so, you've been dating Craig Tucker, who hates us all, for half a year and didn't feel like letting us in on it until now?" Kenny nods and Cartman snorts. "Why now?" Kyle asks again.
"It felt like the right time, I dunno," Kenny explains, and it all seems so half-assed, like he really didn't think this through at all.
Or: Kenny and Craig are dating… or is it just a prank? (Spoiler: it’s not)
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06 Feb 2026
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“I mean, it’s not like we ever really talked. And, uh, I’m less noticeable than my friends.”
“I hate your friends, but I never hated you. That makes you more noticeable to me.”Craig, (attacking Stan), and Kenny, (trying to defend Stan), both get detention and are forced to spend some time together every day after class.
While Kenny tries not to think too much about the reason why he finds himself in detention in the first place (Stan), he learns that Craig Tucker might not be such an asshole after all.
(At least, not to him).Bookmarked by warmwool
02 Feb 2026
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"and my dick takes over,
and i'm thinking bout your lips
but we're too damn sober
for mistakes like this"High school proved that the universe really hated Craig Tucker, but maybe not as much as it hated Kenny McCormick. After all, Craig had to watch Kenny get killed on multiple occasions, and he was the only one in the entire damn school who noticed.
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31 Jan 2026
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“Don’t give me that,” Craig says. He then grabs Kenny’s chin as well as his thigh, digging in and leaving rosy half-moons. “Want me to eat you, princess? Right here?”
“Dunno,” is Kenny’s faint reply. But he’s lying, legs beginning to spread.
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