watermelon_wolf
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you dropped something by cockumentary, watermelon_wolf
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
23 Jul 2015
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This is my lovechild with The Great Master Dong.
aka cockumentary.
Read at your own expense.IF YOU REALLY WANT TO READ THIS. It is satire of the jeanmarco fandom.
It's about Marco eating Jean's beanie.
Be warned: sudden porn chapter 3
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Kingfisher Feathers by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
01 Apr 2024
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With an almost trance-like detachment, Wei Wuxian touched his own neck, his fingers skimming over the fresh mark. The bite wound had stopped bleeding, although he had no doubts it would open again if agitated.
Bonded.
He was bonded for life.
"Shit," he whispered. He looked over at the sleeping form of Lan Wangji—the Second Prince of Gusu and, until his brother was found, the sole heir to the throne. "Oh, shit. Lan Qiren is going to kill me."
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Lan Wangji goes into a fevered rut and accidentally bonds with Wei Wuxian. When they next meet, he remembers none of it, and Wei Wuxian is determined to keep the bond a secret—even when he's sent to the Cloud Recesses to be a consort in Lan Wangji's harem.
(tl;dr concubine!wwx is already married to emperor!lwj, who has no idea. drama ensues.)
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18 Mar 2026
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everybody knows that you've been faithful by Tossawary for Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2025
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Shen Jiu walks into the Immortal Alliance Conference in order to steal a few trinkets and see how the other half lives. He never expected that the new head disciple of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect at this party would turn out to be someone he used to know.
A Pre-Canon Canon Divergence AU in which Shen Jiu sees Yue Qingyuan first.
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- Part 29 of Scum Villain Stories
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Bookmarked by watermelon_wolf
07 Jan 2026
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as above, so below by Nonymos for goddessofcheese
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2026
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Yue Qingyuan gets sealed in with the Demon Emperor at Bai Lu Mountain.
Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge react proportionately.
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Outdoor Life with Shizun by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jul 2025
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01 Jan 2026
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Outdoor Cooking Life with Wolf by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2025
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What it says on the tin.
Or: that one where Luo Binghe has been transmigrated into a fantasy isekai adventure by a God who’s seen his browser history.
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- Part 1 of Outdoor Life with Shizun
Bookmarked by watermelon_wolf
01 Jan 2026