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”I remember following you. You said you had something for the hangover I was going to have”
Something clicked in Merlin’s head, “Oh bugger”
Arthur was glaring at him now. “Merlin, what did you do?”
I.e Golden age Arthur and Merlin travel back in time hungover and have to figure out how to get back.
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16 Mar 2026
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There's a new student at Hogwarts. And, for some reason, he's decided he's going to be Tom Riddle's best friend.
Tom, immortal aspiring Dark Lord, apparently has no say in the matter.
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to love, and to be loved, is to be changed.
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10 Jan 2026
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Hell is Your Son from Another Dimension by wynnebat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Oct 2021
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A desperate Order of the Phoenix turns to an alternate dimension to summon a hero who has the power to defeat Voldemort. They get… something.
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- Part 1 of Hell Is Your Son and Other Stories
- Part 229 of HP Works
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05 Jan 2026
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One would think traveling 52 years into the past would allow Harry some much desired anonymity, but unfortunately the malfunctioning Triwizard Cup spat Harry out on the quidditch pitch in the middle of a game. There's no lying about his provenance while a shiny plaque on the base of the Cup announces to everyone he is 'Harry Potter, Hogwarts Champion, 1994.'
Swept up by the ministry and sworn to secrecy by the Unspeakables, Harry is left to navigate the past on his own. Good thing his great-grandparents are willing to take him in - even if they're a little more into blood purity than Harry had expected - and Hogwarts is willing to welcome him back - even if he's a novelty to everyone as the time traveling Champion.
At least Harry will have the familiarity of Gryffindor Tower to ease his homesickness. Or he would, if the sorting hat hadn't put him in Slytherin, where he's forced to share a dorm with none other than Tom Riddle.
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In which Harry is determined to prevent Voldemort's rise, even if he has to stalk, bribe, threaten, and marry Tom Riddle to do it.
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04 Jan 2026
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Harry is Minister Riddle’s secret sugar baby. What confuses him is why the Minister hasn’t fucked him yet, despite buying him a whole host of clothes that, if the way Minister Riddle stares at him is anything to go by, make him look extremely fuckable.
Gaunt stepped over the threshold authoritatively, demandingly, like he owned the place. “Might I ask what you are doing here, young man?”
Young man? Was he serious? Gaunt could only be around forty, but he sounded positively geriatric. “Delinquenting,” Harry replied, gesturing expansively at the dummies. “Can’t you tell?”
“‘Delinquenting’ isn’t a word,” Malfoy put in.
Harry blinked at him innocently. “Sorry, I don’t speak sycophant.”
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- Part 3 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 1 of Sugar Daddy Stories
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16 Dec 2025