why_not_jane
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Snap Dragons by why_not_jane
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Texas Gothic
25 Nov 2018
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Occasionally, magic forgets it's supposed to be a subtle force, and creates a situation-FUBAR style.
Or, Darcy attempts to make a love potion. She never meant for anyone to actually drink it.
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More Than a Diamond, Less Than a Life by why_not_jane
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Sep 2017
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How much is a soul worth? And the many questions Chloe Decker never wanted to know the answer to.
Starting with her partner's origins.
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Blank Space. by why_not_jane
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Twilight Series - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
06 Mar 2016
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Leah Clearwater imprints on a stranger by the name of Steven Rogers.
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Always Know When To Seal Your Lips (Luscious Though They Are) by why_not_jane
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Sep 2015
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Darcy was surprised the man was still speaking English, but that was superheroes for you. Always coherent enough to sound stupid.
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Oh Captain, The Captain? by why_not_jane
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Jul 2015
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When the Nine-Nine gets a new Captain... They get THE Captain. Neither side is really prepared.
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People of the Sea by why_not_jane
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
16 Feb 2015
- Words:
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- 17
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Choices Are The Scariest Things Of All by why_not_jane
Fandom Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
26 Aug 2014
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Kal-El of Krypton arrives on Earth as an adult. To the Justice League's surprise, Batman volunteers to introduce him to human ways. There's an immediate bond between the two men, but cultural differences and miscommunication complicate their relationship.
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- English
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- 27,175
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 3
- Comments:
- 310
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- 7,109
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- 1,409
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Bookmarked by why_not_jane
22 Mar 2026
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But still your secrets (I will keep) by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Feb 2023
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“What the hell is that, Batman.” Kal’s still not moving but he does look back now. “Because if I didn’t know any better I would say that was me.”
“We have intel from a deserter at LexCorp that Luthor had gotten ahold of some of your DNA.” Bruce doesn’t know how to explain this without it … without it being terrible. “Through a fight, through his own strange methods, through kryptonite, who knows. He tried to clone it, but failed-”
Kal’s jaw tightens “Bizzaro.”
“This is a combination of your genes and a human donor, with some of J’onn’s DNA to hold it together.”
Bruce can trace the Martian's contribution with the barest hint of the way the clone’s eye is shaped. Just an impression, a barest hint that would never be connected if Bruce hadn’t seen the files for himself.
Kal bites in a terrible sound that emits from somewhere in his chest, a pitched keen that makes the hair on Bruce’s neck stand straight up. “Where is he?”
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Sure, Kryptonians look human enough, but underneath all that flawless tanned human skin rests a creature that came from the stars.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 48,200
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 5
- Comments:
- 655
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- 7,726
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- 2,261
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Bookmarked by why_not_jane
21 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Introducing Kon, lawsuits and resurrected Jason.
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It Can't Be That Gotham... Right? by the_bau_quinjet
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Oct 2024
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Peter Parker, certified nerd, has read some Batman Comics. He might not like it as much as Star Wars, but before Tony Stark became Iron Man and Captain America came out of the ice, the fictional superheroes were all they had. That is to say, he knows a thing or two about Gotham, and he's desperate to be wrong. Dr. Strange's spell wouldn't send him to that Gotham... right?
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Detective Work by Bekkoni
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2016
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Wally finds Superman and Batman's friendship odd. Naturally, he investigates and finds a lot more than he bargained for.
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Bruce Wayne's kids make a high stakes bet to find Bruce a girlfriend. Clark is. . . not sure how he feels about this.
What follows is a tale of romance, friendship, family, tractors, bullet wounds, Stephanie Brown's (frankly amazing) motorcycle, and too many PowerPoint presentation jokes.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,699
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
- Comments:
- 279
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- 14,338
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- 2,453
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Bookmarked by why_not_jane
15 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Pining Superbat with perfectly executed batfam hijinks