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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    His lawyer had listened to his long list of mitigating circumstances (whining) and the full context of his actions (excuses) but had dismissed all of it in favour of arguing the merits of restorative measures and how promising a candidate Bradley made “for a therapeutic and community oriented approach to meaningfully demonstrate his remorse and changed behaviour”. It was nothing short of humiliating and came only second to the absolute tongue lashing his father had given him.

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    Bradley Uppercrust III, in spite of all his privilege, didn’t manage to evade community service.

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    Watch this piece of shit try his best.

    (Formerly titled ‘Bradley Makes Amends’)

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Tim Drake has secured peace for Gotham and all of the Juistria League - by marrying the High Chief of what has been their enemy nation for generations. Now, having left behind everything and everyone he has ever known, his new life in these strange, magical lands begins.

    Whatever happens next is uncertain. There are only two things he knows to be true: Having Jason at his side will be a comfort - and he can rely on his husband's kindness when everything else fails him.

    But will he be able to navigate these Lands, where common sense just doesn't seem to apply? And will he be able to gain the heart of his husband, or be stuck in a one-sided love for the rest of his life? Can he prove his worth as more than a trophy by Danny's side, not only to Danny but to his council as well? And what are these whispers about civil unrest about?

    As Tim is plagued by these questions, his husband Danny also has a few pressing questions he would like the answer to: How did he manage to marry someone as perfect as Tim? Also, does slaying a monster for your pretty husband count as a love declaration? The scales would make a pretty gift fit for the prince. Right?

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    26 Jan 2026

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    My Constantine/Danny fics that are all in the same AU

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    16 Jan 2026

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    when the best drummer in all of plainview finds out that there’s a new guitarist in town, he’s itching to start up his band again. but this “eddie munson” guy just won’t back down; he wants rodrick and they both know it. will rodrick live his glory days with his new bandmate? will they go their separate ways? or will they come together and runaway together like two free birds? read all about in THE ultimate crossover fic of the century: “Sweet Emotion”

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    13 Dec 2025

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    Vampires aren’t homophobic. Never have been, never will be. Playing with gender roles kind of comes with the territory. So, Rudolph forgets that the human world isn’t as accepting.

    This results in him courting Tony rather brazenly and Tony being EXTREMELY flustered.

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    25 Nov 2025