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    “My name is Dazai Osamu and I will be the one watching over you for the foreseeable future.”

    And just when Chuuya thought that things couldn’t get worse, they did.

    “Don’t say it like that,” he growled, “I can protect myself just fine without you.”

    Dazai hummed thoughtfully, “Maybe so, but better safe than your severed head being found in a dumpster somewhere, correct?"

    Well shit.

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    Chuuya's life is thrown for a curve when suddenly he has a target on his back for a recent scientific breakthrough. His boss assigns a Bodyguard, and of course, he gets the most annoying one out there who refuses to leave him and his cat alone.

    Dazai is a constant thorn in his side, so it's only natural that Chuuya would fall in love with him.

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    They eventually found themselves swallowed by the woods, just outside of town. Everything was melting, soft droplets plopping into the earth below in an idle symphony.

     

    “Let me touch you.” Something in the look on Chuuya's face was colder now, and just making the request made the hair on her own arm stand on end. She could still feel the ghost of Dazai's touch on her skin from the night they met.

     

    Dazai blinked. “Rather forward. Aren’t you married?”

     

    “Jesus… just shut up! I’m trying to figure something out here since you’re no help whatsoever!”

     

    “Say please.” Dazai clasped her hands together over her chest with a mocking plea in her eyes.

    tl;dr doomed yuri but it's skk in the corpse bride universe :3

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    “There’s a shade of blue one can only find in Yokohama.”

    Dazai Osamu is thirty-three, a best-selling writer, the youngest winner in the history of a prestigious literary prize and an Alpha.
    He's a father, a genius and — some say — a disappointment.

    Nakahara Chuuya is twenty-five.
    He's the only Omega in his publishing course, and his second gender made a fighter out of him. He's an overachiever, a brother, a friend.
    He just wanted his favorite writer to notice him.

    [Or: That literary soulmate AU where everybody suffers]

    Spanish translation on Wattpad
    Russian translation by Rev

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    He fled the Mafia, thinking exile would bring peace. Instead, it brought morning sickness, uncertainty, and the echo of a heartbeat that wasn’t his. Dazai never imagined he'd carry life. Or that the most dangerous part of it would be the one he left behind

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    When precocious teen Will byers becomes pregnant, he chooses a failed rock star and his wife to adopt his unborn child. Complications occur when Henry(ew), the prospective father, begins viewing Will as more than just the birther of his future child, putting both his marriage and the adoption in jeopardy.

    Byler but JUNO !
    The dialogue is pretty much the exact same as the original script:)

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    09 Dec 2025