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stay in bed all day by nonbinarytonystark (witchietozier)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Mar 2026
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Steve considers opening his eyes, joining the land of the living, but for once in his life, he can’t find a reason to do so just yet.
That is, until Tony mutters something under his breath, lips brushing against Steve’s neck as he does. Steve cracks an eye open to peer down at him, but the other man doesn’t repeat himself. Instead, Tony just squirms, pressing himself impossibly closer to Steve until he’s practically halfway on top of him.
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- Part 1 of Cap-Iron Man Bingo 2026
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Collision Course by nonbinarytonystark (witchietozier)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Mar 2026
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“I could… I could help you out, if you want?” Steve asks. Tony registers the hushed, almost timid way that he says it, shoulders turned inwards and chin tucked down, before he registers the actual words themselves.
“What?” Tony splutters. At this point he’s thankful for the heat, if only because it means he has a plausible reason as to why his face is so red.
At least Steve doesn’t seem to be faring much better. His face is covered in a splotchy red flush, and his next words are even softer, more unsure of himself than Tony’s ever heard him. “Only if you want. I just… I don’t want you to be in pain.”
“And your solution is, what, to offer your knot up on a silver platter?”
Tony Stark has a big fat crush on Steve Rogers. He's doing really well at hiding it, probably the best anyone's ever hidden anything, like, seriously, if it was an Olympic sport, he'd win the gold medal year after year. The only issue is that for some reason, Steve has been acting, for lack of a better way to put it, super fucking weird lately. All of a sudden, he's going above and beyond to take care of Tony, and it's really throwing him for a fucking loop. Oh well, it’s probably just a fluke. Right?
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Is That the One by witchietozier for unberryble (adruggedcuppa)
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
28 Dec 2025
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Richie expects the realization to make him panic, and sure, yeah, he does, to some extent, but — more than anything, it almost has a sort of calming effect. More than anything, the realization just feels like another fact of life, another fact of his life. The sky is blue. Grass is green. Richie Tozier has been in love with Eddie Kaspbrak since he was eleven years old, and sometimes, when he feels that love a little too much, he throws up flowers about it.
or: Richie and Eddie have both been coughing up flowers for each other for as long as they can remember. Too bad they both think their love is unrequited.
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Richie Tozier’s life is going swimmingly. He’s got a super smokin’ hot boyfriend, he lives with his best friend, and his almost-but-not-quite-agent is always feeding him gigs.
That is, until his boyfriend, Eddie, decides that Richie should meet his friends. And then, on the same night, Richie gets mauled nearly half to death by a fucking rabid wolf. Honestly, he’s not sure which is worse.
But it’s not so bad. All of a sudden, he’s working out like his life depends on it, and he’s writing new jokes like nobody’s business.
Now, if he could figure out why he’s suddenly covered in thick, wiry hair from neck to ankle, and his teeth and nails are sharp enough to cut himself on, it’d be smooth sailing from here on out.
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Where You're Coming From by witchietozier
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
25 Sep 2025
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Eddie finally confesses to Richie. They move in together, and even though they’re taking it slow, Eddie is nothing if not optimistic despite the complete lack of physical intimacy. As time drags on, though, he can’t help but get more and more desperate, and you know what they say about desperate times calling for desperate measures.
So, Eddie launches a plan: if Richie doesn’t want to make the first move, Eddie won’t force him, but he certainly will give him the kick in the pants to get there.
(Or: the fic where Eddie is convinced that he and Richie are dating. He confessed and everything, after all. Richie, unfortunately, never got that memo. Hijinks ensue.)
Companion piece to Where You’re Going!
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- Part 2 of Meet Me in the Middle
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Cap-Iron Man Bingo 2026 by nonbinarytonystark (witchietozier)
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Mar 2026
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Meet Me in the Middle by witchietozier
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
25 Sep 2025
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Richie, don't be the psychic in a comedic procedural crime drama. by witchietozier
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
16 Oct 2024
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Richie Tozier, perpetual jokester, subsists on part-time jobs, doing anything that catches his attention but never lasting very long due to rarely taking anything seriously—much to the dismay of his best friends, Bill and Beverly, who think he would have real potential if he just applied himself.
His natural charm and ability to make people laugh aside, Richie also has an eidetic memory and the uncanny ability to notice details others miss. Having learned about solving mysteries from his police detective father growing up is just a bonus. This ability to see the things that escape the eyes of even other seasoned detectives has helped Richie not only to escape sticky situations he gets himself into but also to send tips to the police hotline in his spare time.
Until one of these tips is too close for comfort for Detective Stanley Uris, who does not believe in psychics. Detective Uris brings Richie in for questioning and is unimpressed by his smooth talking. Richie's a hair away from getting booked until he convinces the police chief that he’s really a psychic. (Whether or not Chief Hanscom actually believes Richie is unclear, but all he really cares about at the end of the day is if cases are being closed.)
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Indenture by 27dragons, tisfan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
22 May 2019
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See the galaxy on a two year work-contract. Well, Tony Stark figures, can’t be worse than home. When he ends up on Sakaar, in the hands of a gladiatorial team, it might be his mechanical skills they’re interested in… or it might be his virginity.
Tisfan & 27dragons WinterIron bingo square O3 - mechanic
Tisfan's Tony Stark Bingo - k5: Kink - VirginSeries
- Part 3 of WinterIron Bingo
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11 Mar 2026
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He'd Like to Come and Meet Us (But He Thinks He'd Blow Our Mind) by ceealaina for MassiveSpaceWren
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
12 Sep 2020
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Injured and on the run, Steve and Bucky take shelter at a mechanic's shop. Delayed car parts and snowstorms ensue as they find themselves falling more and more for Tony -- and there's something about the man that seems almost familiar...
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11 Mar 2026
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Look, Bucky knows that he’s fulfilling every cliché in the book right now. He knows that, as a bodyguard, he’s not supposed to fall in love with his client. But Tony’s good and sweet and so, so lonely and how could Bucky not? He thinks he’s got a shot after Tony breaks up with his boyfriend but on a trip across the country, he finds out that Tony needs a bondmate or the board will steal SI—and Ty’s already said yes.
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- Part 4 of Christmas Movie Challenge 2019
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10 Mar 2026
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Slipping off the Page into Your Hands by Sineala
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Avengers (Comics)
16 Nov 2014
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Soulmates have their first words to each other written on their wrists. This should make it easy. For Steve and Tony, it is anything but. Steve's problem is that the future he has awoken into is nothing he was ever expecting: he has a soulmate now. Who might be a robot. And if his soulmate is Iron Man, how can he be so attracted to Tony Stark? It should be impossible. Tony's problem is that he is Iron Man, his soulmate is a man whom he in no way deserves, and he is going to fight everything in his heart and do his best to make sure Steve never, ever finds out the whole truth.
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10 Mar 2026
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Peaches and Cream by janonny for This_Is_Captain_Handsome
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Nov 2018
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“How does this always happen?” Tony asked no one in particular. “We draw lots every time, but it’s always the two of us who end up with the room that has only one bed.”
(Sex, sex, sex. That's the whole story.)
Bookmarked by witchietozier
07 Mar 2026