xxPrincess1x
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Five times Ed and Stede got off alone, and one time they got off together.
Or, Season 1 retold via the medium of wanks.
Bookmarked by xxPrincess1x
06 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Stede accidentally reveals to his coworker, Ed, that he has never had his neck kissed. Ed figures it would be irresponsible of him to let Stede carry on like that.
Bookmarked by xxPrincess1x
25 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Stede draws his attention back to the head massage, alternating pressure from the kind of bruising that’s enough to knead a migraine away, to gentle, delicate strokes through his hair. He grows almost meditative with it, forcing his eyes away from Ed’s face and simply enjoying the feeling of body heat and cool, damp-silk hair against his palms. Truthfully, he could do this for hours, rather than the usual three-to-five minutes that’s usually afforded to customers when they…
When…
It’s been longer than three-to-five minutes.
A quick glance at the clock reveals it’s been far, far longer than three-to-five minutes.
Stede doesn’t mind, obviously. And Ed doesn’t seem to be about to question it. But the snide little Lucius-like voice in the back of his mind points out that almost twenty fucking minutes is maybe a bit of an overkill.
Stede yanks his hands away from Ed’s hair like it’s covered in bleach.
“Okey-doke!” Stede manages, voice shrill and a little strangled.
From across the salon, the real Lucius snorts.
(OR: Stede's a hair stylist. Ed shows up for an appointment. And shows up. And shows up. And shows up...)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 106,257
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 2,170
- Kudos:
- 1,165
- Bookmarks:
- 349
- Hits:
- 22,602
Bookmarked by xxPrincess1x
07 Sep 2025
-
Tags
Summary
On top of being cursed with devastating good looks (okay, he was already handsome before the curse, just ask his mama) that bring potential suitors to his door at fuck off o’clock in the morning when he hasn’t even had his coffee yet—seriously, where the fuck is his fucking coffee maker?—he also turns into a cat. Yep. So that’s been an adjustment.
As far as curses go, that part honestly hasn’t been so bad. The rest, though…
~*~
Ed is the most wanted man in town, and he has announced that he'll only marry the one who can open his front door with the key around his cat's neck. Plot twist: Ed is the cat, and he does not want to be caught.
this is my blanket permission for anyone to podfic, remix, repod, make art, or otherwise create derivative works of my fics! All I ask is that you link back to my work as the inspiration.
Bookmarked by xxPrincess1x
30 Jun 2025
-
Tags
Summary
When Ed gets stuck behind the same slow driver for a long stretch of his road trip through the Pacific Northwest, that's one thing. When he finds himself at the same rest stop as the offending driver, it's quite another.
This Stede guy is a bit of a lunatic. But when Ed crosses paths with him again several days later, this time stranded on the side of the highway and in need of some assistance, Ed winds up on a slightly different road trip than the one he'd planned to take—with a man he absolutely doesn't plan to fall in love with.
Clearly, plans change.
Series
- Part 1 of We Belong Awake
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 352,593
- Chapters:
- 43/43
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3,007
- Kudos:
- 3,185
- Bookmarks:
- 735
- Hits:
- 164,640
Bookmarked by xxPrincess1x
29 Jun 2025