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    Collection of stories involving wangxian and their oc babies

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    Lan Pharmaceuticals, a century-old legacy pharma empire that ventured into luxury skincare some 20 years ago finally launches its first ever accessible line and watches it spectacularly TANK.

    Enter market specialist Wei Wuxian, who is just what they need, who can rescue a brand even from the depths of hell; and who, quite inconveniently, also happens to be their head of IT and younger heir's ex from college.

    OR: an epistolary account of the near-impossible salvation of Lan Pharmaceuticals' first ever mass-market skincare brand, told entirely through internal communications

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    31 Mar 2026

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    Wei Wuxian: right! the plan!

    Wei Wuxian: I call it Three B’s. Three B’s as in BOTTOMS UP, BOTTOMS OFF, BOTTOM DOWN

    Wei Wuxian: you want to know why?

    Jiang Cheng: no

    Wei Wuxian: it’s simple! first i ask lan zhan to come hang out, and we drink, thus: bottoms up! then, after I’ve gotten a little liquid courage, i will make a move and lan zhan will be seduced and we take off our clothes, thus: bottoms off! which will lead to me getting absolutely railed, wailing for mercy, thus: bottom down!

     

    or, wwx attempts to seduce lwj

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    26 Mar 2026

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    “Is there anything I can do to help?”

    “I dunno,” Wei Ying says, offering up a smile that’s small but genuine. “Can you rewire my brain so I don’t panic when people want to kiss me?”

    “I do not believe so,” Lan Zhan says with exaggerated mournfulness. (Most people would not be able to tell he was doing so, but most people are not Wei Ying.) It would normally get him a laugh, or a snort, or his favorite, a snort laugh, but Wei Ying doesn’t respond. He just sits there and stares at Lan Zhan like he’s doing extremely complicated math in his head and choreographing a nine-person dance number at the same time.

    “Lan Zhan,” he starts, a light sparking in his eyes and his voice coming out rushed, “Lan Zhan, could you—would you be okay with—”

    “Breathe,” Lan Zhan orders gently, squeezing Wei Ying’s hand again.

    Wei Ying rolls his eyes but obeys, inhaling deeply and re-centering himself before he looks Lan Zhan full in the face, shoulders square and chin up. “Will you kiss me?” he asks, like that’s a reasonable thing to ask and not the culmination of over a decade of Lan Zhan’s specific, secret, fervent dreams.

    Or: A journey of self discovery... and the inevitable emotional fallout.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    "Fine," Wen Qing says, turning back to Wei Ying. "You're pregnant."

    Lan Zhan feels his mouth drop open and has to work to shut it.

    Wei Ying reacts not at all. He's swinging his feet where he's sitting on the table, a bored expression on his face.

    Wen Qing just looks at him. "I am not joking about that."

    Wei Ying stops swinging his feet. He blinks several times in a row. "Wait," he says.

    Or:

    I woke up at 3AM and sent myself an email that just said:

     

    Modern cultivation friends curse sexy pollen hook up desperate WWX gets pregnant

     

    And then I wrote it. In three weeks. IDK.

    Please note: I am more than certain there is a western bent to this fic, unfortunately, particularly around the cultivation angle, and I wish I could have done better with that aspect of it.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    This is the Wei Ying Lan Zhan remembers, the Wei Ying he had come to respect over the course of three years in law school, the Wei Ying he had seriously admired as a defense attorney with his family’s firm.

    The Wei Ying who had disappeared into the night, dropping off the grid and out of Lan Zhan’s life.
    And now he’s back, working not for a high-powered firm but as a PD, wearing a cheap suit and with a very unconventional hairstyle.

    Lan Zhan has Questions.

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    17 Feb 2026