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The squad thinks Rafael Barba has turned on them.
As a defense attorney, he’s sharper, colder, and somehow more relentless than ever, especially when going up against ADA Sonny Carisi. It feels personal. It looks personal.
Everyone’s angry. Everyone feels betrayed.
Everyone… except Sonny.
Because as far as Sonny’s concerned, Barba’s just doing his job and doing it brilliantly. If anything, he’s a little proud.
(Also, arguing in court with your husband of ten years is basically foreplay. Obviously.)
The squad eventually finds out the truth.
They do not take it well.
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Darby has access to David’s room for emergencies.
She just didn’t expect the emergency to be walking in on David on the floor, Oliver laughing on the couch, and the very sudden realization that they’re not just sleeping together...
They’re married.
(Or: Darby accidentally discovers David and Oliver’s secret marriage, David accidentally adopts Darby in the process, and Oliver finds the whole thing deeply entertaining.)
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- English
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- 977
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- 1/1
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Eight-year-old Jamie Tutuola-Munch is attending one of Uncle Rafael Barba’s trials as an educational outing, sandwiched between her happily married dads, Fin and Munch. During recess, she casually drops a bombshell to a bailiff: Uncle Rafa is definitely going to marry Uncle Sonny someday because they look at each other “like Dad and Pops do.”
The courthouse gossip chain moves at lightspeed. By the end of the day the entire SVU squad room is buzzing with the news. Barba storms in demanding to know who started the rumor, only for Jamie to cheerfully confess it was her, because “it’s true!”
Caught completely off-guard, Barba looks to Carisi, who’s trying (and failing) to look innocent. In the end, Barba surrenders with fond exasperation, officially accepting “Uncle Rafa” status… on the condition that Jamie stops playing matchmaker.
She immediately counters with: movie night is mandatory, and Sonny better bring popcorn.
Fin’s dry “Y’all just got outed by an eight-year-old. Welcome.” seals it.
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- Part 2 of The Jamie Files
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During a high-stakes operation, Fin accidentally drops "babe" over open comms while directing Munch to cover an exit, blowing their long-hidden marriage wide open in front of the entire squad. Back at the precinct, the reveal spirals into classic SVU squad chaos: Liv's raised eyebrow, Jamie (the rescued kid) excitedly declaring Barba her "favorite uncle" because he makes Sonny "smile funny," and Barba, Carisi, tension simmering in the background with panicked blushes, sarcastic deflections, and knowing side-eyes from Amanda and Liv.
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- Part 1 of The Jamie Files
- Language:
- English
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- 699
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 14
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- 112
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London, 1998. In an alternate universe, Murdoc Niccals walks into Uncle Norm’s Vinyl Emporium looking for a rare record, and finds something far more dangerous: Stuart "2D" Pot, a blue-haired, black-eyed shop clerk with a smile that could disarm a bomb. What starts as a snarky transaction becomes a slow-burn collision of music, chaos, and unspoken want. As Russel and Noodle join the fray, four misfits form Gorillaz, not through violence, but through vinyl, tequila, and the kind of love that sneaks up on you like a riff you can’t unhear. A story about pining, obliviousness, and finding your people under different stars.