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"They think you paid me to be here," hisses Eggsy.
Harry stares at him. "I made your favorite dinner and I have to let your wretched beast sleep on the bed for a month," he says flatly.
"No, they think you paid me to be here," says Eggsy.
"My dear boy," says Harry, "do you think all these third wives married my classmates out of the purity of their affections?"
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- Part 1 of hartwin trash
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06 Mar 2026
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Nothing is Certain But Death and Tax(idermy) by AnnaofAza for starsand
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
18 Jan 2017
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“I do have some butterflies and beetles pinned up in the bathroom, as well as some poor souls who haven’t survived being hit with a vehicle in the attic.”
Someone edges away from him.
“But I suppose the thing that alarmed my boyfriend the most was the presence of Duke Cloppers, my childhood horse, in the pantry.”
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23 Feb 2026
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Bang to Rights by concernedlily for kirkaut
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
06 Sep 2015
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Constable Unwin never met a tailor before, but he knows this bloke who keeps turning up at his crime scenes ain't one.
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19 Feb 2026
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love is being stupid together by suzukiblu
Fandom DCU, DCU (Comics), Reign of the Supermen (2019), Superboy (Comics), Superman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
19 Oct 2025
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“You had my baby?” Superman asks, tilting in the air and still staring at Experiment Thirteen, as if he's somehow forgotten both how much kryptonite Lex owns and how much kryptonite he keeps specifically in this office. “While I was dead. You had my baby while I was dead.”
. . . alright then, Lex thinks again, both eyebrows raising this time.
“I really wouldn’t put it that way, personally,” he says. “Also, I don’t recall saying it was in any way yours.”
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07 Feb 2026
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Dick believes something is going on with his littlest brothers.
(Or the one where Tim is hiding something, and somehow gets close to Damian. Dick isn't feeling left out at all.)
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07 Feb 2026