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Akira, Ryuji, Ann, +4 |
Phantom Thieves of Hearts |
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Akira: why does @Ryuji keep changing his nyavatar Ryuji: CUZ SUM CAT HAD A PROB W MY OTHER 1???? Akira: don't let my cat make you sensitive about your face. Ryuji: AM NOT??? Akira: . Ryuji: DONT LOOK @ ME LIKE THAT Ryuji: is this one ok Akira: what lovely ankles Ryuji: ty AKIRA ur opinion is the only 1 that matters |
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Akira: ew those look smeowlly Ryuji: bye 4wver mona |
Crow: Good afternoon, everyone. Crow: Are we headed to the palace today? |
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Ryuji: UGH Ryuji: every time I forget for 5 secs he exists he has 2 remind me |
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Queen: Hello. Skull: hey |
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Makoto: You know, you don't have to respond. Ryuji: but then I feel like a a**hole |
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Futaba: arthole Yusuke: …? Ryuji: STFU U KNO WAT I MEANT |
Joker: not today. Joker: it's impawrtant to take breaks. |
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Futaba: nyat your most inspired one akira Futaba: :( Futaba: :(( |
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Futaba: :(((( ryuji's a farthole Akira: it's hard to speak cat Ryuji: CAN U JUST Yusuke: Wouldn't that just be… Futaba: say it inari Futaba: i want to hear you say it Ryuji: hi yusuke Yusuke: No, I'm fine. Yusuke: Hello. Ryuji: god AKIRA how do u do that Akira: do what Ryuji: THAT Akira: if i bring in more customers, i get a higher allowance. Futaba: ??????????????? Futaba: you have an ALLOWANCE? Makoto: He's kidding, Futaba. Yusuke: Do you think Boss would give me an allowance? Ryuji: hi prez Makoto: ...I think. |
Crow: Ah, I see. Crow: I hope you don't mind my stopping at Leblanc, then. I find myself too exhausted to stay the evening these days, but I do so miss the atmosphere. Joker: be our guest. |
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Makoto: Good afternoon. Yusuke: If I were to bring in some customers. Yusuke: Hello, Makoto. Ryuji: wait u do makoto??? Ryuji: holy s*** Futaba: asdsffsa Ann: Oh my GOD Ann: GUYS Makoto: He... really did mean to stop by every day. Futaba: LOCK THE DOOR @Akira Yusuke: Huh… Has there been a door installed since I last visited? Futaba: LOCK THE FLOOR @Akira |
Crow: You warm my heart. Crow: To be honest, I'm already downstairs. |
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Yusuke: How would Akira do that…? Ryuji: hey ANN Ryuji: AKIRA Futaba: AKIRA Futaba: hi ann Makoto: Hi! Ann: it would be kinda weird if Akechi texted that and Akira stayed upstairs Ann: hey everyone!! Yusuke: Hello. Ryuji: nahhhh Ryuji: w8 futaba u still got leblanc bugged Futaba: yep~ Ryuji: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ryuji: play by play pls Yusuke: ...What is that. Futaba: you got it ovo)7 Ann: it's a face Yusuke Ann: it's supposed to be kinda creepy Yusuke: Oh! Yusuke: I think I see now. Futaba: ALRIGHT Futaba: akc: hey hotstuff u looking fine ;) Futaba: krs: sorry i'm late i was sleeping Yusuke: But how do you type that on a keyboard? Ryuji: wtf |
Joker: omw |
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Futaba: akc: if only i had the opportunity to personally gaze upon your angelic form in such a state Ann: there are apps! or if you check in symbols there should be a ^_^ Ann: creeeeep Makoto: Futaba. Ryuji: wait what? Futaba: wow uncool joker Futaba: giving me AWAY Ann: omg Yusuke: (* ^ ω ^) Yusuke: Oh. |
Joker: ? where you at @Crow |
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Ann: you found it! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ Ryuji: ok futaba 4 real this time Futaba: OK!! Futaba: first: sojiro is telling akira that maybe he should get up before 2pm and for something other than his fake bf Ryuji: SHOTS FIRED Makoto: He really should. Yusuke: Boss called him fake? Futaba: akc: sorry i was answering the "call of nature"* Futaba: *actual akechi goro dialogue Futaba: no yusuke but he should've Futaba: krs: you didn't happen to poop out any of our coffee beans did you? sojiro is catching onto the discount i give you + haru says poop coffee is worth $$$ Futaba: ok first: wtf @Haru Ann: ewwwwwww Futaba: second: WTF @Akira Yusuke: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Futaba: akc: no Futaba: krs: that's a shame Ryuji: akira i knwo ur pretending 2 be friends but wtf just wtf Ryuji: also how come akira talks for years with akc but says like 2 things w us Futaba: akc: "indeed" Futaba: i'm paraphrasing Futaba: ok now akc is talking about some book he read and krs is trying to talk about the book without ever having read a single one Yusuke: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Yusuke: They used ツ as the face. Makoto: Akira does read books. I've been waiting for him to return Woman in the Dark for weeks. Ann: he still has 90210 from the rental store too!!! Makoto: His time management is an enigma. |
Crow: Sorry! Be right there. |
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Futaba: akc made some painfully lame joke about his popularity and krs is not even pretending to laugh this is great Ryuji: HARU Futaba: help akc is trying to turn it into fliHARU Ann: HARU Ann: OH NOOOO WHAT DO WE DO Futaba: IT'S FINE Futaba: NEITHER HAS THEIR PHONE OUT I THINK Ryuji: THIS IS UR FAULT U PINGED HER Futaba: UHHHHH I PINGED HER HERE? ARTHOLE Ann: @Haru @Haru @Haru Yusuke: (°ロ°) ! Ryuji: @Haru @Haru Makoto: I sent her a private message. Futaba: UM Futaba: KRS: hang on call of nature Futaba: akc: ah… too much coffee for the both of us, i suppose Futaba: TOO MUCH DEFECATION IS BEING DISCUSSED TONIGHT Haru: What's going on? Ann: we're spying on akira's date with a murderer Futaba: as you do Futaba: in case anyone was wondering akc takes 3 heaping spoons of sugar in his coffee Futaba: morgana is judging him but he can't talk back bc sojiro Ryuji: thx mona Futaba: WOW AKC GET YOUR PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PAWS OFF THE CAT Haru: Oh no what is he doing to Morgana? Futaba: DEIGNING TO TOUCH HIM Ryuji: his sacrifice will not b in vein Akira: hey gang Akira: can we make my phone vibrate less while my boyfriend is here |
Noir: What's all the noise? Noir: Are we visiting the palace today |
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Ann: sorry!! Futaba: put it on do not disturb! Akira: good point. Makoto: Be careful, Akira. |
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Haru: Akira is a pretty decent guy if that's all he has to say about all of this Ryuji: AKIRA is the besst Ann: I LOVE AKIRA Ryuji: fite me Ann Futaba: the besst Ann: no Ann: the beast ;) Ryuji: nvr say that again Ann: you're right Yusuke's the only beast here Ann: and me I guess Futaba: akc brought up poop coffee again and i have many questions haru Haru: Oh civet coffee? Haru: Maybe I can get some for everyone next I'm in Java! Makoto: It sounds… interesting. Haru: Although it may not taste good when not fresh Yusuke: Civet coffee...? Futaba: ggrks Futaba: akira loves me most btw Makoto: Don't Google it, Yusuke. Yusuke: ఠ_ఠ Ryuji: fite me Futaba Futaba: RACK EM UP Ryuji: meet me in the pit tmrw @ 4 Yusuke: I will trust Makoto. Haru: Is the pit the Metaverse Ryuji: yes Futaba: i suddenly have an appointment tomorrow at that exact time, weird Yusuke: I am sure Akira cares for us all equally. Ryuji: weak Futaba: FIGHT ME INARI Futaba: (ง •̀_•́)ง Yusuke: OK. Futaba: "i do so love spending time with you" UHHHH FIGHT ME AKECHI GORO Ann: WHAT Ann: MEET US IN THE PIT Ryuji: SOON Yusuke: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Futaba: AKC WANTS TO GO TO THE PALACE TOMORROW Ann: YUSUKE Ann: you learned so fast Haru: Perfect timing for you all Ann: (⌐■_■)–︻╦╤─ Yusuke: Ann, don't interfere. Yusuke: I'll take Futaba down on my own. Futaba: akira said yes Ryuji: no futbaba has an appt tmrw Ryuji: she can't fite Ann: futbaba Futaba: me |
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Ann: futbubu Ann: futbibi Ryuji: STOHP Ann: futbobo Ryuji: TGE POINT IS Futaba: wait |
Crow: Thank you for the riveting company tonight, Joker. Crow: Shall we reconvene at the palace tomorrow? |
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Futaba: akc is still in the cafe Futaba: they're still talking Ann: huh Akira: can confirm Akira: you forgot futbebe Ann: thank you Ryuji: y is he so weidr Haru: Why did he ask instead of you Akira |
Joker: yes. |
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Yusuke: Akira has been typing for a while. Akira: it makes him feel like he's actually a part of the group |
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Crow: Wonderful. |
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Akira: kind of the plan |
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Yusuke: Everyone has been typing for a while. |
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Skull: alright!!! Panther: sounds good! Noir: Does anyone need a ride Skull: wait u get DROVE?? Queen: If you could, Haru. Oracle: (ര̀ᴗര́)و ̑̑ |
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Akira: this backread. Ryuji: <3 |
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Fox: (/^▽^)/ Joker: you're all the best. |
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Akira: can't wait for everyone to fight for my love and affection tomorrow Ann: matarunda Ann: (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ Ryuji: NO Futaba: NO Haru: Oh! Haru: Heat riser Futaba: NO Ryuji: NO Ann: NO |