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ROYAL PROCLAMATION
BY ORDER OF HER HIGHNESS PRINCESS BONNIBEL BUBBLEGUM
The importation, commerce, and usage of all SILVER within the domain of the Candy Kingdom is hereby BANNED effective immediately.
This includes, but is not limited to, ore, coins, jewelry, alloys, weaponry, cutlery, dishware, plated objects, and both organic and inorganic compounds.
If you are in possession of any form of silver please see your nearest Banana Guard to arrange a meeting with Peppermint Butler, who will provide proper and adequate remittance in exchange for your cooperation. (That means he will give you nice, shiny things because you’re doing a rockin’ job in helping the kingdom out).
Her Majesty recognizes that this is kind of an inconvenience, and thinks you’re all super-awesome for doing this for her and for the good of the Kingdom.
She also thanks you for not being butts about this, because she’s had a really long day.
