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“So, are you going to rename it? ‘Knockturn’ has come to have pretty bad implications over the years.”
“Well, I was thinking, you know how Diagon Alley is… like… diagonal, kinda, right?”
“...Harry, if you are going to say what I think you are going to say, I’ll… I’ll…”
“So, I thought Knockturn could become…”
“Harry, if you say Vertic or Horizont, I swear-”
“Actually, I was thinking Tangent Alley.”
“...”
“…”
“Get it? Because like tangentially, and a tangent touches a curve at only one point?”
“…”
“And Diagon is not a curve but it’s not exactly straight either?”
“...”
“...”
“Get it?”
“I want a divorce.”