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The Avengers √ @avengers

The Avengers team would like to extend our heartfelt congratulations to President-Elect Kamala Harris. We look forward to working with you in the future and seeing all that you can do for this country. #MadamePresident

empire of truth @adrianm1976

of course a bunch of sissys voted for this whore

      The Avengers √ @avengers

      We'll see you in Bothell, Adrian Brody Mohean. 

            Vivian🐌 @rxchalore

            did we just see the avengers dox a biggot???

America’s Ass™ √ @icedamericano

Today, we witnessed history. Congratulations to President-Elect Kamala Harris, the first woman to be elected President of the United States. Your leadership inspires a brighter, more inclusive future. Proud to see America continue to grow stronger together. #MadamePresident

milo⋆｡˚ ⋆ @starklyours 

this has to be the most serious tweet mr. rogers has ever made💀

GITC @nedward

can always count on cap to say something inspiring

Peggy √ @britbitch

USA, congrats. You've saved this country from self-destruction. We're all looking forward to seeing what you do in The Oval Office, President Harris. #MadamePresident

the b stands for baby √ @jbbarnes

fuck donald trump. welcome madame president. #MadamePresident

Bruce Banner √ @bruciebear

amen to that

tony🤖 √ @ironman

Kamala, it's been an honour knowing you over the last two decades and I can't begin to express how proud I am to see you get this far. Thank you America for voting sensibly and congratulations #MadamePresident

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PP😏 @peterparkour

YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH MOTHER KAMALA????

      tony🤖 √ @ironman

      i have a lot of friends you don't know about kid

baby spider √ @spiderman

CONGRATULATIONS MOTHER #MadamePresident

<retweeted by CAW CAW MF √, America’s Ass™ √ and The Avengers √>

America’s Ass™ √ @icedamericano

Props to the majority of the USA for keeping that mangled orange motherfucker out of office🥰 I had no interest in fighting in another world war, especially not one initiated by a racist, homophobic rapist that's doesn't know his left from right.

      mama spider √ @natashalie

      and there it is...

      the b stands for baby √ @jbbarnes

      so eloquently said x

"sonic the hedgehog" what a dork @m0neyh3ist

do the avengers just... not have any PR managers??? it's kind of surprising how much freedom they have on sm

Pepper Potts √ @saltandpepper

they went through about ten different PR teams over the span of a month before the last group quite and we gave up on  trying again.

      rhi💕@riricollita

      at least they're more... human? in the public eye now? sort of?

            Pepper Potts √ @saltandpepper

            if you want to be optimistic...

Fox News @Foxnews

American's in shock over the Avengers' previous endorsement of Kamala Harris and congratulatory messages. Should they step down after wildly inappropriate and unprofessional derogatory comments made towards former President Trump and the republican party? (https://foxnews.com/...)

America’s Ass™ √ @icedamericano

suck my star spangled dick

      Pepper Potts √ @saltandpepper

      @icedamericano Steve.🤦‍♀️

....

America’s Ass™ √ @icedamericano

suck my star spangled dick

<retweeted by Pepper Potts √>

the b stands for baby √ @jbbarnes

everyone! meet mine and steve's new daughter. this is ruby.

SEEING SKZ 6/23!!! @ashleysmallas

the pictures wouldn't load and I thought you guys had a CHILD.

      the b stands for baby √ @jbbarnes

      we do?

            SEEING SKZ 6/23!!! @ashleysmalla

            WHAT?

                  the b stands for baby √ @jbbarnes

                 

                        Sam Wilson √ @falcon

                        dude.

                        PP😏 @peterparkour

                        brother in christ I am EIGHTEEN NOW

                              America’s Ass™ √ @icedamericano

                              awww look at him, so feisty and cute🥰

                                    the b stands for baby √ @jbbarnes

                                    he gets those traits from you🥺

                                          PP😏 @peterparkour

                                          god I give up.

                        CAW CAW MF √ @arrowboi

                        LUCKY CAMEO

The Avengers √ @avengers

Wanda and Pietro here to deliver you live updates as OT7 attempts to cook in the kitchen.

Bucky Barnes Archive @bvckybvcket

OT7?

      wanda maximoff @witchybitch

      yeah! the original 8 avengers minus Thor: steve, bucky, peggy, tony, bruce, nat and clint!

The Avengers √ @avengers

[P] Tony's pulled out the mixer and Clint is currently sitting on Natasha's shoulders trying to find /something/ in the top cupboard. Bucky and Steve are too busy making out against the fridge to help (ew) 

The Avengers √ @avengers

[W] Apparently they're trying to make a beef wellington with yorkshire puddings?? And a lasagne? And tacos? Okay?????

The Avengers √ @avengers

[P] Clint found what he was looking for in the cupboard. It was a whisk. 

The Avengers √ @avengers

[P] The capsicles are in charge of the tacos. The spies and bruce are doing the beef and puddings. Tony's making the lasagne. He was VERY specific about being the only one to do it. Italians.

      wendy🕷 @polo_hernandezx

      Beef wellingtons aren't very easy.... 

            The Avengers √ @avengers

            They unfortunately do not care.

The Avengers √ @avengers

[W] I'm very afraid this will not be edible.

The Avengers √ @avengers

There's a fire.

      rhodey @whoremachine

      ??????????

The Avengers √ @avengers

Fire is out all!

Sam Wilson @falcon

WHERE is Pep?? Who allowed this to go through????

Pepper Potts @saltandpepper

I'm in San Fransisco and if i come home to no kitchen. Someone's dying @avengers

The Avengers √ @avengers

.... they forgot to pre-heat the oven. Tony's pissed. 

The Avengers √ @avengers

[W] Tony's doing well now that the oven is on. He looks very peaceful in his little corner of the kitchen. The lasange is almost ready to cook. Can't say the same about the capsicles, they are doing more yelling than cooking. There's food on the stove though!

The Avengers √ @avengers

[W] Clint and Nat are currently trying to kill each other. Bruce has left. He was looking a little green. There's beef on the floor and the pastry is melting. Somehow.

The Avengers √ @avengers

[P] There's food on the walls. Nat and Clint are on the floor with a pint of pistachio ice cream between them. The beef is still on the floor. Dodger is eyeing it off from his perch on the couch.

The Avengers √ @avengers

[W] Lasanga is cooling and the taco shells are heating up in the oven! Alpine, Ruby and Liho have joined us in the kitchen. No idea how the kittys got downstairs unless they know how to use the elevator...

The Avengers √ @avengers

OKAY OKAY!!! TONY ATE WITH THE LASAGNE. The tacos were simple so there wasn't much they could do wrong, well, it's a little too spicy for some of us but. Edible. The beef wellington and yorkshire puddings. Um. Nonexistent.

mike @stevebigdicenergy

How are the avengers all still alive atp...

The Avengers √ @avengers

If you're in Montpelier and any surrounding suburbs, take cover and get inside if you can. Staying outside to film the ongoing attack on the city is not worth your life.

TMZ √ @tmz

The Avengers have arrived on scene in Vermont. Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Spider-Man, The Winter Soldier, Agent Carter, Falcon and War Machine have all exited their jet. Scarlette Witch, Hulk, Vision and Quicksilver have not yet been spotted and are believed to have stayed behind. Thor and Loki are still off-world.

Breaking News CNN √ @CNN_Offical

We're receiving live updates from our sources right now, saying that members of The Avengers have been kidnapped in the midst of a fight in Vermont. Our sources say their location is currently unknown. The kidnapper is known to be extremely dangerous and magically enhanced. (1)

Breaking News CNN √ @CNN_Offical

Reports are saying that the attacks in Montpelier, Vermont were a trap to gather the Avengers and have since ceased after their sudden disappearance. Follow and turn on notifications for live updates. #AvengersMIA (2)

BBC News (World) @BBCWorld

We're praying for the Avengers' quick and safe return to NYC.

TRENDING: 

#MadamePresident

#ElectionDay

#AvengersMIA

#ArcaneSeason2

#StrayKids