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Summary:

Pantalone: Rip. There's Genshin uses in the John Lee tag.
Pulcinella: oh no 😦 taggers, why??

Notes:

Someone said "tag wrangler AU" and my hands typed this.

ETA 2023-03-23: Now with this fantastic Slack workskin by Khashana!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Pantalone (2:20 AM)
Rip. There's Genshin uses in the John Lee tag.

Pulcinella (2:34 AM)
oh no 😦 taggers, why??

La Signora (2:47 AM)
What fandom owns that one? Can we ask them to disambig?

Pantalone (2:48 AM)
It's a metatag. There's 5 different John Lee's on the archive.
(😱 4)

( 2:49 )

And before you ask, no, the usage is very split. No chopping this tree.

Pantalone (3:21 AM)
Nvm, false alarm, the Genshin uses are an OC.

Capitano (3:43 AM)
they named their genshin oc john lee???

Pantalone (4:00 AM)
Yeah, idgi either. But, like, he's got an electro vision and purple hair, so he's probably not Zhongli.

Childe (9:12 AM)
can we really be sure? 🤔 big dong zhong has fooled us before

La Signora (9:25 AM)
You are literally the only person here who didn't think he was Rex Lapis

Childe (9:28 AM)
😔 it still stings...
(🤣 2)

Capitano (1:52 PM)
n e wayzz did you guys play through the new quest yet? details threaded but tl;dr i can't believe mihoyo did this to us again
17 replies Last reply 18 hours ago

Capitano (10:11 PM)
yeah okay i think we've got as good a solution as any... it'll be our first triple pipe, but there doesn't seem to be any other option...

( 10:15 )

question for the room, though: should we still add the disambig on the end when they've got three single-word names?

Sandrone (10:15 PM)
Yes.

Il Dottore (10:15 PM)
yes.

La Signora (10:16 PM)
If you have to ask...

Capitano (10:17 PM)
😮💨 okay, okay, i hate it, but fine. thanks, all. i'll start on those renames...
(👍 3)

Pierro (11:39 PM)
Thank you for your service 🙏

Scaramouche (6:06 AM)
fuck me. someone dropped 2 full pages of crossover rel tags in the bin. 15 different fandoms. no character tags on the work. no idea if there's any OCs involved.
(🍀 1)

Scaramouche (6:11 AM)
don't clover me, you asshole. i'm not touching them. i'm closing the tab and forgetting i ever saw it.

Sandrone (6:14 AM)
😂 Suuure you are.

Scaramouche (6:42 AM)
...okay fine, i dealt with most of them. and most of the other rels in the bin.
(🎉 2)

( 6:42 )

but mark my words

( 6:44 )

if i have to wrangle one more tag about Mr. BNF Childe Ajax Tartaglia slutting around with every Genshin Impact character or mob, i am going to murder him. this is my confession of premeditation. you've all been warned.

Capitano (6:48 AM)
noted.

Sandrone (6:55 AM)
I'll hold him down.

Childe (7:30 AM)
hey, wtf, it's not my fault! people write what they want!

Scaramouche (7:38 AM)
you encouraged them!! you knew that if you made that stupid 'smash or pass' video they'd write it!!

( 7:39 )

fucking hell, would it kill you to tell your fans to tag unambiguously, at least? it's all 'ajax this, ajax that' - like there's no other ajaxes in the world. and i can't even use tag search to find shit to canonize because you keep changing your fucking handle!!

Childe (7:41 AM)
you're just mad because no one wants to watch your shitty streams, so no one's writing you banging Diluc

Scaramouche (7:42 AM)
I'LL KILL YOU RIGHT NOW

La Signora (7:43 AM)
Boys, stop fighting. Don't make me call in you-know-who...

Scaramouche (7:43 AM)
piss off, signora
(😮 2)

La Signora (7:44 AM)
:/

Tsaritsa the Wrangling Tsupervisor (7:47 AM)
joined #genshin-wranglers.
(❤️ 1)(👋 2)

Childe (7:48 AM)
oh lol you're in for it now, scara

Tsaritsa the Wrangling Tsupervisor (7:48 AM)
I expect better of you both.

Childe (7:49 AM)
wait, what did i do?!

Scaramouche (7:49 AM)
lmaooo

Tsaritsa the Wrangling Tsupervisor (7:50 AM)
Childe. Scaramouche. Please.

Childe (7:51 AM)
🤐

Tsaritsa the Wrangling Tsupervisor (7:52 AM)
Thank you. Now, as I was saying.

( 7:55 )

We are here in a common purpose - to archive and organize the world's fanworks, making it easier for people to find exactly what they're looking for, whether it's G-rated fluff or deathfic or debatably-incestuous gangbangs or, yes, even video blogging RPF crossovers. Please remember that.

( 7:56 )

We may all be volunteers, but we are coworkers. I expect you to act accordingly. None of this sniping at each other! And no death threats!

( 7:57 )

We don't permit our users to harass each other or make death threats. I will not stand for the same behavior from our tag wranglers. Further infractions will be met with reprisal. Do I make myself clear?

Childe (8:01 AM)
yes, ma'am! 🫡

Scaramouche (8:02 AM)
crystal.

Tsaritsa the Wrangling Tsupervisor (8:02 AM)
Good.

La Signora (8:02 AM)
Thank you, Tsaritsa! ❤️

Tsaritsa the Wrangling Tsupervisor (8:03 AM)
Of course! 🤍

Tsaritsa the Wrangling Tsupervisor (8:04 AM)
left #genshin-wranglers.

Scaramouche (8:09 AM)
i'm still going to kill you.

Childe (8:10 AM)
love ya, too, scara <3

La Signora (8:14 AM)
Ugh. Why do I even bother.

Notes:

Nothing in this fanfic actually ever happened, but some things are exaggerations or reimaginings of real events. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. 😛

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