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The fatui bully trio:
Yelan: y'all won't believe what I did
Ayato: oh Lord
Diluc: it better be something fantastic
Ayato: I mean come on everything she says is non- sense whenever she's with us
Yelan: shut up
Yelan: I stole the Tsaritsa's gift
Diluc: no way
Ayato: hell yah
Ayato: let me guess, Pantalone huh?
Yelan: yup
Yelan: that bitch rlly thought I wouldn't catch his little goon's
Diluc: damn. I'm..
Diluc: actually proud wow
Yelan: 😏 yeah I'm great aren't I
Ayato: y'all better be kicking some fatui ass
Diluc: ofcourse what else is there to do?
Diluc: honestly sometimes I just get rid of them cause I'm bored
Yelan: btw u guys r still in the secret organization right?
Diluc: yeah
Ayato: yup, honestly It feels so long ago that we bailed u out from the fatui's base right??
Diluc: hmmm yeah it does
Yelan: oh don't remind me
Yelan: we looked so stupid disguised
Ayato: I swear I can't believe they even fell for it
Diluc: honestly at first I feel like I was saving u guys rather than u both saving me
Ayato: we did our best ya know
Diluc: believe what u wanna believe
Yelan: we sure will
Yelan: hold up
Diluc: ?
Yelan: did traveller just add us in a group???
Ayato: that can't be good