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    What if Dirk and Harper broke up and Dirk decided to actually sleep with the Hanks out of spite?

    Dirk sighed, slightly disappointed in himself that he'd reached the point in his life where he was venting to coat hangers about his shitty relationship, but he decided to continue nonetheless. What's the worst thing that could happen?

    "Well it's just my girlfriend-" Dirk paused, mentally scolding himself before correcting his slip up, "My Ex-girlfriend, is an absolute fucking lunatic! you know why? She thinks I'm hooking up with you! All of you!" Dirk exclaimed exharphatedly, "Like, how out of it do you have to be? Obviously I'm not fucking doing that, even though I kind of wish I was-"

    Dirk cut himself off.

    Apparently, that was the worse thing that could happen.
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    Now is not the time to want relief. Not when he's under the watchful gaze of an entire courtroom that expects no less of their Chief Justice than to conduct himself in a composed and proper manner. Which means sitting through every trial to its conclusion, or until a necessary recess is called.

    And calling a recess on the basis of needing a restroom is far from proper for the Iudex.

    A hectic day for Neuvillette leads to a mortifying end.

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    Stanley traps the Timekeeper and Narrator in the bucket apartment, Narrator thinks of an... interesting punishment.

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    "I think we've got the humble Dan Heng today," March says, giggling mischievously.
    "Humble…?" Dan Heng asks, looking utterly confused.
    "Yeah, you're not even mentioning how awesome your hands look and how strong you are like you could totally protect all of us," March says, trying to remember what went down.
    "And don't forget how you might need a sword too, because you're totally capable of handling it," Welt chimes in.
    "Oh, yeah! I heard that too!" March exclaims. "Like, alright, chill out, Mr. 'I'm a pro with a spear and a sword,' my bad for just being a bow user."

    in which Dan Heng swaps bodies with Blade

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