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Getting up from the table, Buck said, "Bye Eddie," and leaned down to kiss him. Eddie's hand came up to Buck's cheek as he kissed him in return, before each of them froze and then slowly drew apart.
"What the..." Hen murmured, staring at them wide-eyed.
Buck stepped back from Eddie, telling himself not to panic, and then spun on his heel to where Chimney was sitting on his other side.
"Bye Chimney," he said, leaning down and planting a kiss on the other man before he even had time to think about what was happening. Chimney froze, eyes wide as Buck straightened and moved around the table.
"Bye Hen," Buck said, leaning down to kiss her and having to chase her a bit as she automatically pulled her head back as far as it would go. He managed a brief peck on her lips before heading around towards Bobby, where–
"No!" Bobby said loudly, putting a hand up to stop Buck's approach. "Absolutely not."
Halting in front of his captain, Buck rocked back on his heels and slid his hands into his pockets.
"Right, okay." He nodded nervously and risked another look at the others at the table.
Hen and Chimney were both staring at him in horrified confusion, while Eddie had his lips pressed together tightly in an effort not to laugh or smile.
"Okay, bye," Buck said, figuring it was past time he got out of there. Pivoting, he began striding towards the door quickly.
He was almost out when Bobby called after him, "By the way, we already knew! You two suck at keeping secrets!"