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STEeeEEbv said bucky
you are not getting into this fort this for t is MINE
i ahave built it and i own the living room. rightfully owned. by me
Steeve pulled that face he does when it looks like someone told him he can't get it in the butt. He looked sad about it. He pursed his lips.
But then
he thought HEY. who among us has access to the linen closet around here oh right that would be ME
YOU ARE GOING DOWN BUCKAROO
and so he acquired blankets and pillowcases and stuff. you know, ammunition
seeing as they were both the most superlative of soldier, combat was fierce and fluffy
Bucky took a big feathery one in the face and was like "oh my fuck"
Steve gave it to him like it was prom night and grunted softly in the mid-day sun
Bucky was self-giggling because he was hoping to avoid weird sex stuff like fetishizing pillows down the road
but fuck, you can only fix so much, right
AND Also like let's be real pillows are so comfy, even though bucky had to relinquish control of the living room for which he had fought LONG AND harD against the blankets that jsut didn't want to stay where he put them i mean goddamn, pillow forts take a while to make
but then STEv had to come all in with his cute butt and stuff, and now bucky finds himself gettin did in the pillows
oh well
it was great
and now it's a different kind of great
"FOR RUSSIA" bucky screamed into the goose down
"for my CLEANINg bILL" screamed Tony STark, three floors up
"For AMERICA" screamed Steve, which no one heard because they had learned to tune that particular litany out by then
Steve nutted some amber waves of grain onto Bucky's honest but vulnerable beard and Bucky lapped it up like a rainbow at the end of another rainbow but smaller and just personalized for him, like it was his own fucking birthday.
"it;s like its my fuckin birthday" whispered Bucky around patriotic mouthfuls of cum
Steve whuffled appreciatively.
The peace talks had gone well.
The end?
epilog
WHAT THE EVERLOFING FUCK YOU GUYS
said sam
I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR THREE HOURS AND YOU DO WHAT TO ThE LIving ROOM
they were not sorry however