superhumandisasters

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  1. Summary

    A man is lost to HYDRA.
    The Soldier discovers his body.
    The Asset loses its body.
    The Soldier is a thing.
    It is nothing.
    A 5+1 where Bucky rediscovers his body. He is so much more than a body.

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    The only plot here is these two dummies seeing more in each other than the world does and falling madly in love.

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    “What I want to know is,” Jaskier continued. “has anyone ever...taken care of you?”

    “Taken care of me? Of course. That’s what I pay for after all,” answered Geralt.

    “No, no. I don’t mean orgasm.” said Jaskier. “I mean. Taken care of you.  Taken you. Have you ever utterly surrendered?”

    “You and your pretty words,” said Geralt. “Be plain, Jaskier.”

    Jaskier said.  “Fine. Has anyone ever fucked you until your toes curled?” 

    Geralt was still and thought a moment before he answered. “That isn’t usually what people want from me.”

    “Yes, but people are tragically unimaginative. No one is only one thing. Least of all you.”

    “I suppose that’s true,” answered Geralt.

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    23 Sep 2020

  2. Rec 58

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    My entry for Geralt Whump Week 2020. Inspired by (but unrelated to) this passage in A Little Sacrifice by Andrzej Sapkowski:

    "Geralt? Did you have lunch today? No? And tomorrow? And the day after? I see little chance, Witcher, very little. It's difficult for you to find work normally and now, with your arm in a sling --"

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    11 Aug 2020

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    Unrelated one-shots of witchers being really goddamn weird.

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    22 Jul 2020

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    18 Jul 2020

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    When something is wrong with Geralt, Jaskier and the witchers at Kaer Morhen combine their strengths to save him in time.

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    03 Jul 2020