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Slightly sensing the newly received series of nerve impulses from the owner, the prostheses began to light up. Fizzarolli stretched and fell from blue feathered bust directly onto the curled up Blitz.
Simultaneously screaming and hissing, they jumpied away in different directions, like cats scared of each other.
- You only guys, can awaken me better together..., -Asmodeus muttered, barely opening his neon eyes. The heads in the mane wrinkled and, delaying the moment of awakening, tried to hide in the fur. It seemed that, to some extent, they were even jealous of Stolas, who had buried his beak in the blue feathers, who continued to sleep soundly, completely ignoring the noise and the fact that the mad hooves managed to run over them.
- What fuck strange crap? He should hear everything better than anyone else, - Fizz crawled up, puzzled, looking at the owl under the blue “wing” of sin.
- Hmm, have you both ever even seen owl ears? - Noticing the strange interest of the imps, Ozzie made a mysterious face.
- Uh, aren't these just holes under the feathers like all of you? ...Us? - Blitz wagged his tail in bewilderment and even touched his own, just in case ears. Unlike the hellhounds and goats, imp's also did not have an external ear (like reptiles).
- There’s a hole between your legs, - Fizz elbowed him, - Holy Satan, fuck, you don’t know anything but a bird’s pussy.
In contrast, fizz seemed to already be an expert in all things avian. Starting from the knowledge of the fact that the color of eggs in chickens is determined by the color of the earlobe and ending with the fact that peacocks don't peck grains, but snakes.
- That's all - his ear, - Asmodeus carefully traced the feathers on half of the facial disc with his fingertip, - he can hear everything is better than all of us.
- So Stolas could have heard me fart in the library at the other end of the palace, but just didn’t say about it? - Blitz thought, imagining how it looked from the outside, - what a fuck-up.
Ozzie suppressed a laugh and carefully lifted a row of feathers by the corner:
- And if you move it away like this, you can see the eyes through the auricle... well, the back part of them.
Blitz held his breath, examining the thin pink skin that covered the hollow bones of the skull. It seemed to him that he was now literally looking into his boyfriend's head. Even the way he closes his eyes, how the process of his sudden awakening is visible from the inside of his eyes. Ozzie smooths his feathers back and pretends as if nothing happened:
- This moment will remain only between the three of us, okay?
- uhh...good morning...what are your talking about? - Stolas muttered listlessly, squinting as the hand of sin strokes his cheek.
Impressed, Blitz, like a fish, completely forgets about the words Ozzie said less than a moment ago:
- Did you know that you have fucking cute and freak ears?