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The One Where Luffy Gets Pegged

Summary:

Luffy just wants to be topped, and none of the other guys will do it. Nami is sick of hearing about it, so she makes an offer.

Notes:

I wanted Luffy to get pegged. Zoro might be a little OOC?

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Sanji liked to be fucked in the pantry. They asked him about it once, and Sanji said it reminded him of the sex he used to have at the Baratie. Luffy thought pantry sex was some of the best sex with Sanji. Luffy could tell when it was about to happen. His fingers would get so jittery he had to put his knife down. Then, he’d grab which ever of the four of them were closest and drag them into the pantry.

Luffy always made sure he was the nearest to Sanji when he noticed. He loved watching Sanji desperate. Sanji was so hot when he was desperately horny.

Sanji leaned his back against the pantry shelves as he roughly worked open his belt buckle. “Need to start keeping lube in here.” He grumbled as the buckle fell open. “Grab the green bottle of oil. It’ll do.”

“This one?” Luffy asked as he grabbed a green glass bottle off the shelf behind him.

“Yeah.” Sanji unzipped his pants and shoved them along with his boxers down around his ankles. Luffy licked his lips as Sanji’s cock sprung free. He nearly went on his knees and sucked it right there. Sanji turned around before he could and braced himself with one arm against the counter. With his other arm, Sanji reached back and spread his ass cheeks. Luffy could tell that Sanji had already been with someone on the crew that day. His asshole was a little red, and Luffy could see something – either cum or lube – leaking out.

“You must be really horny today, Sanji.” Luffy snickered. He reached out and squeezed Sanji’s ass cheek. “Hey, Sanji, what if you were on top this time?”

Sanji turned around and looked at him. “No, you’re the captain.”

“So? I wanna get fucked.”

“I thought that’s what we’re doing?” Sanji snapped. “Just hurry up and finger me. We gotta finish before the oven timer goes off.”

Luffy sighed. He wanted to argue more, but he didn’t want dinner to burn.  He pulled the cork off the bottle with his teeth and poured some on his hand. Sanji’s breath hitched in anticipation as Luffy brushed his slick fingers against his entrance. The first two slipped in easily; Sanji was still loose from either Usopp or Zoro. Sanji moaned so loudly when Luffy’s fingers entered him. Luffy was jealous. He wanted to know what it was like to be bottom. Sanji, Usopp, and Zoro all switched around, but none of them let him. Every time, he was met with the same answer.

You’re the Captain.

He didn’t know what that had to do with him having a dick in his ass. It looked like it felt really good. Sanji definitely thought so. Luffy spread his fingers as he slowly fucked him, watching as Sanji’s asshole spread open for him. He wanted someone to do this to him. He was rubber! He bet his asshole stretched really well.

“Captain, go ahead.” Sanji groaned, pushing back against his hand. “Need your cock.”

“Chopper said he was gonna kick all our asses if we kept doing it without enough fingering.” Luffy reminded him. Chopper had to ban Zoro from sex for over a month because he always told them to fuck him before he was stretched enough. That sucked. He didn’t like that they’d accidentally hurt Zoro, even if his first mate insisted it was worth it. “Wouldn’t be a problem if you fucked me. I’m rubber.”

“Luffy, you’re the cap-!” Luffy pressed his fingers deep into Sanji, digging them into his special spot to cut him off. He massaged it as he spoke.

“Why do you guys always say that? I don’t get why that matters.”

Sanji yelped and clutched at the pantry shelf so hard Luffy thought they would fall even with the wall bolts. “Luffy, are you going to fuck me or not? This isn’t fucking bedroom talk.”

“I wanna get fucked.” Luffy said. “And none of you will do it.”

“I am literally begging you to fuck me.”

Luffy didn’t even really want to have sex anymore. He pulled his fingers out of Sanji’s ass and pouted. “I don’t wanna do it like that. It’s not fair. I’m always asking you guys to fuck me, and none of you will, and none of you will explain why! At least when Nami doesn’t wanna do something, she tells me why!”

“We don’t want to emasculate you!” Sanji yelled, turning around to glare at him. “You’re the Captain, Luffy. You can’t just go around letting men dominate you!”

“That’s so fucking dumb!” Luffy shouted in frustration. “It’s not letting you guys dominate me; it’s us having sex. Like we always have sex! You, Zoro, and Usopp all let each other do it!”

“That’s different. You’re the Captain, we’re your crew.”

“Zoro’s first mate.”

“A vanity job for the vanity moss.” Sanji rolled his eyes. “Just code for him being your bitch, so it makes sense for him to bottom.”

“What are you even talking about!?” Luffy grabbed his hair in frustration, then grimaced when he remembered his oily fingers. Now, he had to take a bath, too. Sex was supposed to be fun. Why was Sanji making all these rules?

“It’s just how it is, Captain.” Sanji sighed. “Are we going to fuck or not?”

“I’m not in the mood anymore.” Luffy declared as he pulled his hands from his hair. “Now I gotta take a bath.”

He turned on his heel and stomped away towards the bathhouse. He could see steam floating up from under the door crack as he approached. He couldn’t decide if he was upset about the bath being in use or not. He supposed it depended on who was in there.

Nami glared at him when he pushed open the door, crossing her arms over her breasts. “This is a solo bath, Luffy.”

“I’m pissed off at Sanji.” Luffy informed her.

Nami sighed. “Close the door and get in.”

Luffy slammed the door and quickly stripped out of his clothes. The bath water was nearly scolding when he climbed in. He could smell the flowery oil Nami put in her baths and saw the little rainbow sheen where some floated in the water. Nami held out her arms to him, inviting him closer. He settled against her chest with his head between her boobs. Nami’s fingers slipped through his hair. She cupped some water in her hands and began wetting his hair.

“Why are you pissed at Sanji?” Nami asked.

“I’m pissed at Zoro and Usopp too, but I just fought with Sanji about it, so I’m most pissed at him.” Luffy explained as he closed his eyes. Nami’s fingers felt so nice in his hair. Her nails scraped against his scalp just enough to feel good.

“Oh, is this about the you bottoming thing?” Nami asked as she pulled her hands away. Luffy heard the sound of a bottle opening and something being squeezed out. “Yeah, I hate their macho bullshit around anal.”

“It’s so dumb. I don’t understand it, but they all agree on it!” Luffy huffed. Nami’s hands returned to his hair, this time scrubbing circles in his scalp with the shampoo. It smelled like oranges. “Do you understand it?”

“Yeah.” Nami said. “I understand they have baggage about their sexualities they need to unpack.”

“I just want them to fuck me.” Luffy whined.

“It’s waste, really. You have a body designed for anal when you think about it.” Nami said thoughtfully. She began rinsing the shampoo out of his hair, using her hands to cup the water and sprinkle it over his hair like a little rainstorm.

“That’s what I keep saying.” Luffy pouted.

Nami was quiet as she finished washing the shampoo out of his hair. “I can do it.”

“What? How?” Luffy asked.

“We can buy a strap-on,” Nami explained. “It’s a sex toy. It’ll make it like I have a dick, and I can fuck you.”

Luffy sat up and turned to look at her. “Really, Nami?”

Nami nodded. “I’ve never done it before, but I’m tired of the others’ bullshit too. If our Captain wants to get fucked, then you should get fucked.”

“Thank you, Nami!” Luffy grabbed her face and pulled her lips to his.

*

Usopp’s fingers were soft against Nami’s skin, drawing small circles on top of her tattoo as they both read their magazines. Usopp had the softest fingers of her boys. He was always careful to avoid the scars underneath the ink. “Luffy’s pissed at you guys.” She hummed softly as she flipped past some gossip article about Red-haired Shanks and Buggy the Clown. Luffy wouldn’t want to see that.

“What? Why?” Usopp asked in shock. “All three of us?”

“Yup.”

Usopp cringed before he even asked his next question. “Is it about that thing he fought with Sanji about?”

“Yup.” Nami said, emphasizing the p.

“Why can’t he just let it go?” Usopp asked. “It makes us uncomfortable.”

“Normally I would say that’s enough, but I think you guys need to do some self-reflection on why.” Nami declared.

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, I’m kind of tired of being in a relationship with three homophobic bisexual men.”

“Zoro is gay.”

“Zoro ate my pussy and fucked me stupid this morning.” Nami retorted with a roll of her eyes. Neither Zoro or Sanji would identify as bisexual. Nami didn’t like doing it either. She wasn’t going to dance around the reality of it or make excuses for why it was magically different with her crew, and she was a lesbian. She spent her entire teen years trying to wish away her attraction to men. To her, it was like a guppy wanting to fuck a sea king. It’s how you end up dead. In all honesty, she found Usopp, Sanji, and Zoro’s obsession with emasculation to be trivial. It was hard not to just tell them they were fucking idiots and to get over it. That wasn’t going to help the problem, especially since that’s also all it seems Luffy does, too. “Stop putting your self-worth into how you have sex.”

“Easy for you to say. You’re a woman.” Usopp grumbled.

Nami set down her magazine and glared at Usopp. “Excuse me?”

“Um… I’m sorry, Nami, I didn’t mean…”

“You know if I wanna go to a lesbian bar in Port, I can’t even mention I’m bisexual, or I’ll hear from three worst women in there that I’ve been tainted by dicks?” Nami pointed. “And let’s not get into the guys asking to watch when I was with Vivi. Including you.”

“I mean, we do a lot more than what-“

“That was different.” Nami cut him off. “This? The thing between all of us? It wasn’t established yet. To me, it was my friend asking to watch me fuck my girlfriend so he could jerk off. And it made me feel gross.”

“I’m sorry, Nami, I didn’t realize-“

“Yeah, you didn’t. I didn’t even mention the really nasty stuff, and you know it. I’ve been assaulted in front of you, Usopp! Ever think it kind of fucks with my head I sleep with men? Willingly?” Usopp cringed when she said it. Nami didn’t like bringing up what happened on Thriller Bark, either. She didn’t go into details about anything else that lurked in her past except with Zoro. He didn’t need many details, just enough to know some of the things he did set her off. Luffy seemed to understand her without needing to say a word, never becoming as aggressive or rough with her as he did with any of the others. “You three whining about emasculation when all our Captain wants is to experience pleasure with you is getting a little annoying. Especially when I was able to put my bullshit aside for our crew.”

“I didn’t realize how much it upset you and Luffy.” Usopp mumbled.

“I think Luffy made it pretty obvious he’s been pissed off.” Nami hummed as she turned back to her magazine. “Which is why I’m going to peg him.”

“Wait, what, Nami?”

“You heard me. You, Zoro, and Sanji refused to give our Captain what he wanted, so I will.” Nami shrugged. She wasn’t too excited to peg Luffy, at least not the act itself. She’s not a massive fan of anal in any capacity. She had let the guys finger her there a few times but never put their cocks in. It was a toss-up most days if she was in the mood for vaginal sex; she had never felt a desire to be fucked in her ass. It was hot to think about doing it to Luffy, though. To give him something, the other three easily could yet refuse him.

“Are you serious, Nami?” Usopp stammered. “Nami, he’s the- “

“He’s the Captain. And I’m going to bend him over and fuck him.” Nami explained with a shrug. “Already bought the strap on. It’s gonna happen. Never would have even offered if you guys didn’t keep making your issues with masculinity everyone’s problem.”

Usopp stammered out some gibberish, seemingly to switch between arguments but never landing on one.

“How the hell did you break Usopp?” Zoro asked as he walked up.

Usopp turned to him with wide eyes. “Nami’s gonna top Luffy.”

“You can’t do that, witch. He’s the fucking-“

“Captain? Yeah, he is our Captain. And I’m going to give him what he wants. Which is normally your job.” Nami pointed out. “Guess I’m picking up your slack, first mate.”

“If another crew found out Luffy was bottoming for any of us, let alone a fucking woman, it would ruin his reputation.” Zoro was the worst about this bullshit.

Nami sighed and flipped back through her magazine until she got to the Red Hair Shanks article. “He doesn’t seem to mind being “emasculated” by Buggy the frigging Clown. And we all know our Captain’s entire worldview is built around Red-haired Shanks.”

“They’re both emperors.” Usopp argued.

“Wonder how many times your dad has fucked Shanks, Usopp?” Usopp looked terrified when she said it, but she kept going before he could reject the idea. “We all know what it is to be at sea for years and the bonds that form. I’m sure dear old Dad has bent his Captain over and released those frustrations plenty. Shanks looks like the type to be an absolute cock slut. Bet he’s passed around like a party favor. Wonder if Mihawk fucks him, too, Zoro? I mean, it looks like he’s already fucking Buggy. Who knows if the rest of Cross Guild is on the menu?”

Zoro and Usopp paused to look around, like they assumed saying such lewd things about Shanks would manifest their Captain from thin air. Nami was somewhat shocked that it didn’t. Nami would put serious money on Shanks having been Luffy’s first sexual fantasy. “You’re filthy!” Zoro finally manages to say. Nami could see the bulge beginning to strain at his pants, though.

“Maybe. And I’m giving Luffy something you say you can’t.” Nami knew that it was a bit of a low blow, that she was aiming directly at Zoro’s need to be used by their crew. Nami was usually happy to indulge when it was pleasurable for both of them, but there were some things she tried not to use as manipulation amongst the crew. A boundary she made for herself, really. Sanji enjoyed being manipulated and used. Zoro, too, though he’s less open about it than Sanji.

“You’re threatening the reputation of our crew.” Zoro declared, crossing his arms.

“You’re being a pathetic little baby.” Nami shot back. “Both of you. And not in the hot way.”

“You cannot do this, Nami.” Usopp tried to say sternly.

“I can, and I will.” Nami said with a smirk. She watched Usopp stammer, but Zoro just settled her with one of his thoughtful looks. She hoped he didn’t hurt himself. “You guys can watch. See what you’re missing out on. Pity it’ll be my silicone dick that gets to feel our Captain first.”

She heard a clatter behind her and turned just in time to see Sanji clutching his nose.

“You can watch too, Sanji, dear.” She emphasized the petname because she knows it gets Sanji hard. A bit of blood seeped out between his fingers.

*

Zoro leaned on the door, drawing Luffy’s attention away from the shower wall he had been staring at. There was a spider in the top corner, but if he pointed it out, Sanji would insist it had to go. He liked seeing it, especially if he had to take another shower this week. Nami insisted he had to clean himself before tonight. He thinks he’s supposed to do something other than watch his body. Usopp and Sanji always talked about doing something before they had sex to clean inside, but Luffy had never paid much attention.

“Captain, about Nami.”

“I don’t wanna hear it.” Luffy huffed. “I asked you to do it first, and you kept saying no.”

Zoro rolled his eye. “You’re an Emperor, dude. You can’t just let people do that.”

“Why not?” Luffy demanded. “It doesn’t make you less of a man.”

“Yes, it does.” Zoro snapped at him. Luffy turned to blink at him.

“That’s dumb, Zoro. You’re being stupid.” He declared. “You’re like the mannest man I know.”

“How do you not get this?” Zoro demanded. “You’re a marine brat; you were raised around pirates. Hell, I know Goa’s not much better than my home about…gay shit.”

“Yeah. I heard shit like that growing up too.” Luffy shrugged. “Shanks always kissed guys, and people gave him shit about it. Ace too. Ace said it made him less of a man, but Ace was the toughest guy in gray terminal. It was stupid when Ace thought it, and it’s stupid you think it.”

“You’re going to let Nami fuck you like a woman?” Zoro demanded. “Like a bitch?”

“We fuck Nami. Why’s it different when it’s two guys?” Luffy asked, then he paused as he thought over Zoro’s words again and glared at him. “Hey, it’s bad enough you think less of yourself about it all, but you better not think less of Nami or anyone else.”

“Of course I don’t. Nami’s a woman; she’s supposed to take it.”

“I’m not really good at this stuff, but that’s gotta be wrong.” Luffy declared. “You’re sounding like Sanji. Girls this, boys that. Is this all Sanji’s idea?”

“No, it’s just how sex works, idiot. Everyone knows this.” Zoro huffed with a pout. “You seem like the only damn person who doesn’t get this. Nami just doesn’t care. This is about our crew’s reputation.”

“Why does our sex matter to our reputation?” Luffy demanded.

“If it got out you were taking it from every man on your crew, everyone would think you’re a damn wuss.” Zoro rolled his eye.

“So? Plenty of people have thought that. I just kicked their asses.” Luffy shrugged. He reached out and pulled Zoro into the bathroom, pushing him against the walls. “I’m gonna do this. I wanna know what it feels like. It looks like it feels really good.”

“It does feel really good.” Zoro mumbled as he looked down at him with his one eye.

“That’s not far then. I wanna feel good. That’s the whole point of sex, and I wanna try it all.” Luffy pouted. Zoro’s face softened, and he brought his hand up to Luffy’s face. He grabbed his cheeks and pulled Luffy’s face up, stretching his neck until their eyes were level. He kissed Luffy, running his tongue along his bottom lip. Luffy opened his mouth happily, letting Zoro’s tongue in. Zoro tasted like booze, but not like Nami did. Zoro tasted like sake, which tasted like rice balls. Luffy didn’t usually notice the differences when he drank, other than if it was sweet or bitter. When he kissed Zoro or Nami, he really tasted what he assumed were the notes Sanji was always talking about. Zoro pulled back from the kiss with a groan.

“I’ll get you ready for Nami.” He said more breath than words. “Neither of you have even friggin’ done this before.”

“Who’s fault is that?” Luffy reminded him.

Zoro rolled his eye and quickly flipped them, pressing Luffy’s chest against the wall. Luffy liked that. Zoro never shoved him around in bed; Luffy always did the shoving. Zoro reached up and grabbed the showerhead. He brought it down and rested it against Luffy’s ass cheek. The water had gone cold while he and Zoro were arguing, but Luffy never minded that. They were near a summer island anyway, so it felt nice.

“Let me know if it hurts.” Zoro says, and that’s all the warning Luffy gets before two fingers are roughly shoved inside him. Luffy moaned and pressed his forehead against the cold tile. It felt strange to have something inside him, but not unpleasant. Zoro carefully spread his fingers to stretch Luffy further, and that definitely felt good. “Damn, you really are stretchy here.”

“Of course I am, I’m rub-“Luffy’s words cut off in a long moan as Zoro curled his fingers against something. He tried to grab the wall, rubber fingers making a squeaking sound against the tile. That must be the special spot everyone else talks about. Holy shit, that felt good. “Do it again, Zoro.”

Zoro grunted and worked another finger into Luffy. He messaged the spot roughly. Luffy reached down and wrapped his hand around his own cock. “Fuck, you do look nice like this, Captain.” Zoro pressed his lips against the back of Luffy’s neck, sending more shivers down his spine than the cold water. “This is probably gonna be cold.” Zoro warns before spreading Luffy’s asshole wide. Luffy could feel the cold air prickling his skin and then the even colder water as Zoro moved the shower head to spray against his opening.

“Shit, why are you doing that?” Luffy said through gritted teeth.

“Making sure you’re ready for Nami.” Zoro explained. “I’m sure she can figure out a way to thank me later, hopefully with booze.” Usually, when one of them wanted a thank you, it meant a blowjob.

“You always act like you don’t like sex with Nami.” Luffy said. The water felt weird, worse than Zoro’s fingers, but Zoro pressed a finger back into the spot that made him see stars, so it was easier to ignore.

“Not attracted to her. Don’t really think she’s attracted to me either.” Zoro explained as he let go of the shower head, letting it fall against the wall with a loud clank. Luffy could feel the water on his thighs as Zoro pushed his fingers deeper. “Don’t mean I don’t love her, don’t mean she doesn’t love me, and sometimes we show it with our bodies.”

“Dumb. Dunno how…” Luffy’s words were cut off with a gasp as Zoro pulled his fingers from Luffy’s ass. Luffy whined a bit at the loss, turning back to glare at him. “Hey, I didn’t finish.”

“Isn’t Nami waiting for you?” Zoro smirked at him. “Us, actually. Don’t know how serious she was with her invite to watch, but if you two are going to do this, I’m watching.”

*

Nami had never worn a strap-on before. Carina loved strap-ons and used one almost every time they fucked. It was fine, though if Nami wanted to be rutted on top of, she would have fucked a man. Looking at herself in the mirror, she thinks she got what Carina liked about it. There was something erotic about the sight of herself in the mirror, naked except for the black straps and the bright pink dildo jutting from her pelvis. She picked one that she thought would work well for her pussy. She figured if it wasn’t too big for that, it wouldn’t be too big for Luffy.

None of the guys seemed to have taken up her offer to watch. She had hoped they would. It was a little hot to think of the three of them sitting there, watching her top their Captain. Despite all their bitching and moaning, they’d all have their hands on their cocks before it was all done. The three of them could all be so pathetic when they were horny. It was hotter than Nami liked to admit. Even Zoro, if he got worked up enough.

Nami’s shocked Zoro even let it all get to this point. It was a real display of willpower in the face of Luffy from the swordsman. He must really have some complex about it all. Probably because he was a bottom, through and through. Usopp and Sanji couldn’t see it, but Nami could. Zoro liked to be pushed around in bed, and Zoro liked to be dominated. He wanted in sex what he couldn’t have in life. He can’t admit that to himself, and he can’t allow himself to see Luffy like that.

Nami had hoped Zoro would accept her invitation to watch, more so than Usopp and Sanji. It would be good for Zoro to break that mental barrier. Then he could bully the other two out of their silly ideas about penetration, and it wouldn’t be Nami’s problem anymore. She really only wanted to do this once, and if Luffy liked it, she knew he would ask her to do it all the time. She needed the others to get on board.

“Hi, Nami!” Luffy barged into the room without knocking, in only his boxers and wet hair. Zoro walked in behind him, the thighs of his pants damp and an obvious erection. Nami could tell the stain was from something spilling on him and not something less savory. Zoro’s eye landed on her. Nami swallowed at the intensity of it. Zoro rarely looked at her like that.

“This is the hottest you’ve ever looked, witch.” Zoro declared.

“Yeah, figures you’d like it.” Nami shot back with a smirk. “So, gonna watch?”

“If you’re gonna do this, I’m going to make sure you do it right.” Zoro huffed and crossed his arms.

“Zoro got me ready, Nami.” Luffy said as he flopped onto her bed. Nami watched as he lifted his hips and shoved his boxers down, his cock springing out with such force it bounced against his stomach. Every action Luffy did was so ridiculously animated.

Nami sat on the bed beside him and looked at Zoro. “Well, you got Luffy ready. Get me ready. Suck it.” She ordered, spreading her legs and pushing the dildo forward. Zoro looked at her incredulously.

“Go on, Zoro, suck Nami’s cock.” Luffy snickered. He was suddenly at her back, his erection pressing between her ass cheeks and arms wrapping around her to grope her breasts.

“Guess we’re doing this.” Zoro sighed in resignation as he fell to his knees before Nami with a loud thud. He leaned forward and swallowed the pink dildo in one go. Zoro was always a show-off. Nami bucked her hips up, pushing the dildo deeper, as Luffy’s fingers found her nipples. He rolled them and latched his lips onto Nami’s neck, sucking and biting like she was dinner. Zoro slipped his fingers between her legs, quickly parting her folds and shoving two in.

“Damnit, can’t you ever take it slow?” Nami moaned. She knew if she wanted that, she needed to go to Sanji or Usopp. Luffy grabbed her hair and turned her head, capturing her lips. Nami bit his bottom lip as she ground herself against Zoro’s hand. Luffy bit her back a little too hard, but he always bit back too hard before opening his mouth. Zoro pulled off her dildo with a pop. Nami knew Luffy always liked that pop sound; she always played it up when she sucked their Captain off.  

“Maybe if you can make our captain cum, I’ll eat you out.” Zoro said as he twisted and curled his fingers inside her. Nami broke the kiss with Luffy to moan, throwing her head back to rest against his shoulder. Zoro pulled his fingers out of Nami with a squelching sound. Nami looked down as he parted his fingers, a thick strand of her own juices connecting them. He spread them over the head of the dildo before he pulled away. “You got lube?”

“Top drawer.” Nami answered. Zoro leaned over, easily able to reach across the space between her bed and nightstand to pull open her drawer. Luffy untangled himself from her, and she felt the bed shift as he lay down. She turned to face him, crawling more onto the bed. Luffy smiled at her, spreading his legs wide. Nami’s eyes trailed from the purplish head down to the wrinkled skin of his balls all the way to the swell of his ass.

“Should I get on my hands and knees?” Luffy asked.

“No, I think we can do it like this. Just one adjustment.” Nami reached up and grabbed a pillow. She swatted at the side of his hip until he lifted them. She slipped the pillow underneath him with his help. She’ll make him wash her sheets.

“Good think I fingered him already.” Zoro said as he handed her the bottle of lube. “You didn’t cut your nails?”

“I don’t complain about the state of any of you guys’ nails. Mine are clean, and they’re not sharp.” Nami rolled her eyes.

“Whatever. Use a lot of lube; friction is still a thing with rubber.” Zoro ordered.

“Don’t tell me what to do.”

“Guys, stop arguing!” Luffy whined.

*

“You are so impatient.” Luffy watched as Nami opened the bottle of lube and squeezed it on the pink cock. Luffy licked his lips, reaching down to stroke his own cock as she did the same to the fake one.

“Hurry up.” Luffy ordered.

“Impatient, like I said.” Nami rolled her eyes as she moved between his legs. She spread the remaining lube along his asshole, then pushed one finger inside of him. A second quickly followed easily. Nami spread her fingers. Luffy moaned and stroked his cock quicker. Her fingers were smaller than Zoro’s, it stretched him a lot less, but she was about to give him something a lot bigger than Zoro’s fingers.

“Go on, fuck him, Nami.” Zoro said, leaning against the bed to watch closely.

“Go sit in the cuck chair.” Nami said, shooting him a glare. “I said you could watch.”

“We can’t keep calling Robin’s bed the cuck chair.” Zoro laughed but moved to sit on Robin’s bed. Nami pressed her two fingers deeper and bent them upwards.

“Fuck, Nami!” Luffy groaned, the hand not on his cock gripping the sheets as his toes curled. “Put it in! I told you, Zoro already did all this.”

“Fine, let’s do this.” Nami said as she pulled her fingers from him. Luffy grabbed his own knees, pushing them aside so he could look down and watch as Nami positioned the pink cock at his asshole. Nami pushed forward, and the flared head disappeared inside him. Luffy swallowed a moan as she slowly drove it deeper. It felt so good; he felt so full. Nami’s cock was rubbing right against that spot inside him already. Luffy knew this position drove the other guys wild, and he now understood why. Luffy felt like he might cum right away, and he didn’t want that. He moved his hand to squeeze the base of his cock as Nami pulled out and gave him the first real thrust.

Nami. Feels good.” Luffy said, gritting his teeth.

“I can tell.” Nami hilted her cock and leaned over him. She brushed her lips gently across his. “You look so pretty, Captain, taking my cock so well. I can’t believe Zoro let this chance pass him by.”

“Fuck you.” Zoro’s voice was more breathy than angry as he grunted it. Luffy glanced at him to see him working open the front of his pants. Zoro pulled out his cock and quickly took it in hand. Nami nudged his head to the side, away from Zoro, and kissed the column of his neck.

“It’s okay if you’re quick.” Nami’s breath was hot against his neck as she rolled her hips. Luffy clutched at her, pulling her chest against his and rutting against her stomach as she fucked him. It felt amazing, her cock stretching him wide and the soft skin of her stomach rubbing his cock with every thrust.

“Nami! More, please. Feels so good.” Luffy pleaded. Nami adjusted her hips and ground her cock right into that sensitive spot. Then she pulled out and thrust into it before repeating the grinding. It only took two repeats of that cycle before Luffy felt his balls tightening.

“There we go, Captain. Cum for me.” Nami whispered in his ear. He had to squeeze his eyes shut from the intensity of it all as the first spurts of his cum coated his and Nami’s stomachs.

*

Nami waited until Luffy’s cock had started to soften between them and the shaking in his thighs had lessened before she pulled out of him. Luffy looked absolutely blissed out, spread out on her bed with his cum all over his stomach. She had never seen him so satisfied after one round.

“That was really good, Nami.” He smiled widely at her and snickered before letting his head fall back against the pillows.

“Happy to be of service, Captain.” Nami assured as she began unhooking the straps around her thighs. They quickly began to chaff when she got to moving. Less cheap strap-on next time, she supposed. And she knew there would be a next time, given how Luffy was looking at her.

“Lay down, Nami.” Zoro’s voice was suddenly much closer than Robin’s bed. “Promised to eat you out.”

“I have never said no to being eaten out.” Nami hummed as she flopped down on the bed beside Luffy. Luffy’s hands were on her immediately. He pulled her face to litter lazy kisses on her cheeks and neck. Zoro crawled between her legs and bent his head. He started at her stomach, licking a long strip through the mess of Luffy’s cum on her skin. Nami shuttered, the skin of her stomach prickling with goosebumps. Zoro made quick work of cleaning her skin of any cum. Nami spread her legs to present herself to him more fully. She needed someone to touch her there, right now, preferably.

Instead, Zoro moved to pepper gentle kisses along the growing red marks around her thighs. “Need to get a better one of those straps.”

“Yeah, you’ll definitely need one that doesn’t hurt you.” Luffy agreed. Nami had a feeling she was going to regret this, but she couldn’t bring herself to care when Zoro swiped his tongue over her clit.

“Maybe one that vibrates too.” Zoro said as he pressed his lips to her clit and hum. Nami mewled, her hands flying down to grab Zoro’s short hair. Zoro roughly worked three fingers into her, quickly and efficiently like Zoro always is. Nami couldn’t even complain this time; she needed something inside her. She clenched around his fingers, pressing down on them to force them deeper.

“We’re focusing on me right now, not your pegging fantasies.” Nami ordered through gritted teeth. Zoro smirked at her before diving back into her folds. His lips wrapped around her clit and sucked, tongue darting out to tease the bundle of nerves as his fingers found her g stop. Zoro could never take his time; he was even worse than Luffy sometimes. Nami could feel her core tightening, her thighs beginning to shake. Then she got an idea. She reached out and snatched Zoro by his hair. She tugged him off her, and she knew he was letting her, but she appreciated that he let her pretend she could actually physically make him do anything. “Luffy, you think you have another round in you?”

Luffy hummed softly against her neck, but Nami could see his cock twitch rapidly to half-hardness. “Yeah.”

“Zoro, you should fuck Luffy.” Nami declared as she turned back to the swordsman. “I already did it; gonna let me get one up you?”

“Bitch.”

“C’mon, Zoro, please.” Luffy pulled his lips off of Nami to pout at Zoro. “Saw how hard you were watching Nami and me.”

Zoro sighed and rested his head against Nami’s knee, dragging her arm with him. “Guess if people think Luffy’s a bitch, we’ll have some more fights.”

“Are you trying to convince me to stop this?” Nami asked with a roll of her eyes as Zoro pulled his head out of her grasp and sat. “Get on your back, Zoro. Captain, wanna learn how to ride a cock?”

“Yeah!” Luffy exclaimed as he scrambled up to his knees.

“Alright, alright.” Zoro rolled his eye as he manhandled his way to lay between her and Luffy. “Like I ever fucking say no to you.”

“You said no to me a lot.” Luffy said, leaning over Zoro to glare directly into his eye.

“What a naughty first mate.” Nami hummed. “Telling our Captain no? That’s my job.”

“Shut up, you.” Zoro ordered.

“Naw, I’m gonna keep giving you a hard time.” Nami said with a shrug. Zoro just shoved his pants down, letting them bunch up around his knees as his cock stood at attention. Nami grabbed the bottle of lube from where she had discarded it and popped the cap open. She held it over Zoro’s cock and squeezed it. The swordsman only showed the slightest grimace at the cold gel spread over the head of his cock. She turned to look at Luffy. “Go on, kneel over him. I’ll help you get it in the right position.”

Luffy grabbed Zoro’s face and kissed him quickly before crawling over him. He knelt over Zoro’s middle, using his hands to hold himself up. “Like this?”

“You really are a visual learner.” Nami said as she ran her hand along his ass, down his thighs, and to Zoro’s body below him. “Bet you’ve been watching me and Sanji do this, huh? Taking pointers.”

“Maybe.” Luffy snickered at her. “You two are really good at it.”

“I’m good at everything.” Nami gloated as she grabbed Zoro’s cock. The swordsman groaned under Luffy and grabbed his hips. Nami manipulated Zoro’s cock until it was pressed against Luffy’s still well-lubed entrance. “Now, just lower your hips down.”

Luffy nodded and quickly pressed down. Nami watched each inch of Zoro’s cock disappear into him, his stretchy entrance easily accommodating every inch. Nami licked her lips and regretted not letting Zoro finish her off before this. Zoro’s fingers tightened against Luffy’s hips with each inch their Captain took, the rubber flesh contorting between them. “You’re bigger than Nami, Zoro.”

“Nami can pick any cock size she wants.” Zoro said through gritted teeth.

“Guess I’ll have to make sure my next dick’s bigger than yours.” Nami said as she pulled her hand away and watched as the last few inches of Zoro’s dick slipped into Luffy easily. “Would you like that, captain?”

“Yeah, yeah, I’d really like that.” Luffy gasped, his fingers grabbing at Zoro’s chest, trying to find some hold. Nami reached out to trace her fingers along Luffy’s spine and watched as the shivers shot back down.

“Roll your hips. It’s kind of like thrusting, just more…round?” Nami explained. She hoped that explanation worked for Luffy. Luffy nodded, and Nami watched as he picked up his hips, Zoro’s cock nearly popping out of him, then rolled his hips to take it all back in. Luffy’s nails dug into Zoro’s chest as he moaned and quickly repeated the motion. “Damn, you’re a natural, Captain.”

“Yeah, so fucking good.” Zoro gasped, his eye squeezed shut. “’ M sorry, Captain. Shouldn’t have told you no.”

“No, you shouldn’t have.” Luffy agreed before leaning forward and kissing Zoro. “You’re gonna have to fuck me lots to make up for it.”

*

Nami shoved his face away from Zoro’s. “I’m gonna use his face.” She explained.

“Don’t talk about me like a sex toy.” Zoro grunted, thrusting his hips up to meet the next roll of Luffy’s hips. Luffy could see that he had broken the skin of Zoro’s chest with his nails, and then redlines formed across the muscles of his abs. Zoro liked it when they marked him up during sex.

“You like it.” Nami rolled her eyes and threw a leg over Zoro’s face. Luffy licked his lips in anticipation, pausing his fucking on Zoro’s cock to watch as she lowered herself onto his face. “You like being a good first mate for the whole crew, don’t you, Zoro?” Nami said as she pressed her pussy down against his face, grinding against his nose. Luffy saw Nami bite her lip, her eyes half closing. “Make us cum, Zoro.”

“Bitch.” It was muffled by Nami’s pussy. Luffy watched as his neck moved, knowing he was working his tongue into her as he saw each swallow and contraction of her muscles. Luffy really liked this position, though usually, when they did it like this, Luffy was inside Zoro. Luffy liked having Zoro inside him; he liked the feeling of Zoro’s cock stretching him and the solid weight of him between his thighs. His cock was bigger than Nami’s. Luffy knew he had to convince Sanji and Usopp to do this as well. Their cocks were both bigger than Zoro’s, and he wanted to know what it felt like to be stretched by them.

“Oh, see, we’re late to the show.” Usopp’s voice drew Luffy’s attention to the door. Usopp was looking at them with wide eyes, his hand already palming itself through his overalls. Sanji stood next to him, a solid trickle of blood seeping down his chin and his lit cigarette about to fall from his shaking hands.

“Shut the door, get in the cuck chair.” Nami ordered, pointing to Robin’s bed. Zoro released Luffy’s hips long enough to repeat the motion before grabbing him again. Luffy could just make out a muffled yeah from under Nami.

“We can’t keep calling Robin’s bed that.” Usopp said as he sat on Robin’s bed, never looking away from them. Sanji slammed the door and joined them. He wiped at the blood on his chin with his sleeve, staining half the cuff red.

“Nami, my love, if you want to come over here and experience better than that stupid moss-“

Nami held up her hand, cutting Sanji off. “Not about you right now. Watch and jerk off.” Luffy liked it when Nami got mean to them. She was so hot when she was mean.

“Yes, ma’am.” Sanji immediately began to open his pants. Usopp shrugged and followed suit. Zoro seemed to finally get tired of all of them sitting there and talking. He picked Luffy up and began moving him up and down on his cock.

“Zoro!” Luffy gasped, digging his nails deeper into Zoro’s chest.

“So, did you act…” Luffy didn’t need to look at Usopp to know that he had started touching himself as his voice trailed off in a whine. Luffy was too focused on what Zoro was doing anyways, the feeling of his cock stretching Luffy and the way his neck moved as he pleasured Nami at the same time. Nami’s hands brushed against Luffy’s as she wandered Zoro’s chest, her fingernails dancing along the edge of his muscles until they reached his nipples. Usopp’s voice was a lot rougher when he spoke again. “Did you actually peg Luffy, Nami? Or did Zoro give in?”

“I pegged him.” Nami paused for a moment to moan, pressing her face down harder against Zoro’s face. “And Zoro thought it was so fucking hot he had to try. Luffy’s reputation be damned.”

“Fuck.” Sanji gasped, his voice muffled by the cigarette held tightly on his lips.

“See how much fun we can have when you guys aren’t being stupid?” Nami said before reaching out and grabbing Luffy’s chin. “Tell them how good it feels. You love taking Zoro and I’s cocks, don’t you, Captain?”

“It feels so good. I love it.” Luffy said, smiling at Sanji and Usopp before it broke off into a groan as Zoro thrust into him again. Sanji let out a strangled noise and came, the jizz staining his dress pants. Sanji was always quick the first time. Zoro pulled Luffy back down, slamming his cock into the spot. Luffy threw back his head and moaned, his cock twitching desperately to be touched.

“Fuck, did Zoro hit your prostate?” Usopp said as he fisted his cock quicker. “Gonna cum for us, Cap? Let us see you spill it all over Zoro’s chest while he fucks you?”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah.” Luffy found it was all he could say as Zoro pounded into him, the words slowly morphing into gibberish and moans. Luffy could barely see, he could scarcely think, he couldn’t do anything but feel Zoro’s cock each time is slammed home. His cock was leaking precum. Luffy wasn’t sure if it could even really be precum anymore or if he had actually started to orgasm from all the sensations. Nami pulled his face to hers for a kiss. She reached out and brushed the long tips of her nails lightly across his cock, and that was it for him. He bit down on her lip and tasted copper as he came, the orgasm shaking through his whole body.

Holy shit . He wondered if this was how it felt for Nami every time she came. No wonder she was always whining about being too sensitive after. He thought the first time was just because it was the first time, but it was just as intense this time. Maybe more so because he’d already cum once from Nami’s dick. He was vaguely aware of the sounds of Usopp cumming off to the side. He could just make out the faint rumbling of Sanji’s voice. He forced himself to look up to see Sanji with an arm around Usopp, talking in his ear as he jerked off their sniper’s cock. His hand was covered in a mix of his and Usopp’s own seed.

Zoro was making a lot of sounds under Nami. Nami hadn’t let up on grinding against his face, but her hips were becoming more erratic. Zoro’s were, too, losing any semblance of rhythm as he rammed into Luffy. Fuck, it was too much. His cock twitched painfully, softening and yet still leaking cum all over Zoro. Nami shouted and pushed herself so hard against Zoro’s face Luffy knew he couldn’t breathe. Her thighs were shaking, gripping hard against the swordman’s face as she came. Luffy felt the first warm squirt of Zoro’s release inside him. That felt good. It was so much better than the cold water earlier; it made him feel warm and used in a good way.

Nami climbed off of Zoro and fell on the bed beside them as Luffy collapsed against his chest, getting more of his own cum all over his stomach. Zoro wrapped his arms around Luffy and held him close. Zoro’s half-hard cock popped out of Luffy, pulling a moan from his lips. Luffy could feel Zoro’s seed leaking out of him. Luffy wondered if it looked hot. Luffy always liked that part, watching his jizz drip out of a well-fucked hole.

“You guys can leave the cuck chair and join the cuddle.” Nami said to Usopp and Sanji as she rolled over and threw an arm over Luffy. Luffy heard the sheets of Robin’s bed rustling before Nami’s dipped. Usopp shoved himself into Zoro’s side, wiggling into the small space where his arm wrapped around Luffy. Sanji went to Nami’s side, wrapping his arm around her. His hand found Luffy’s on the bed and intertwined their fingers.

“Guess I’ll have to top the captain next.” Sanji huffed, nuzzling his nose into Nami’s hair. “Show you what it’s like to be with someone better than moss.”

“Nami fucked me too. You should let her fuck you.” Luffy said. He snickered as he watched Sanji’s nosebleed pick back up.

“I meant it when I said you should get a vibrating one, witch.” Zoro said.

“Oh shit, yeah. If we’re letting Nami peg us, we should at least try that.” Usopp agreed.

“When did I agree to peg anyone but Luffy?” Nami huffed.

“I wanna try a vibrating one.” Luffy said. “Like that lipstick thing you keep in your purse, right? You really like that. Bet it feels fucking great.”

“We gotta stop telling this man about new sex acts.” Usopp sighed. 

Luffy turned from Nami to him. “Why? I like trying new things with all of you. I love you.”

Usopp’s face softened, and he smiled. “We love you too, Captain. Sorry we kept ignoring what you wanted.”

“That’s okay, just don’t do it again.” Luffy ordered as he sat up. “You and Sanji are gonna fuck me next…but maybe later. I think I’m actually done for the night.”

“Holy shit, Luffy is actually satisfied!” Sanji laughed.

“You’re one to talk, Mr. No-Refractory-Period.” Zoro rolled his eye, then shut it. “Now shut up, all of you. I’m taking my post-sex nap.”