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Charlie was doing some bullshit debate infront of a crowd, completely oblivious to the scene going on in a building nearby. He was spewing some shit out of his arsehole about gun violence, ironic isn't it. Saying some shit like gun violence is necessary or something, I didn't watch the debate.
Gem was in a hotel, gun in hand, with one target. Kill Charlie Kirk. No matter how, she had to kill him, and had to make it hurt. So, she aimed, and waited for the perfect time. She had her target in her sight, ready to fire.
"Blahblahblahblah Abortion is bad, if you're raped you have to keep the baby" Charlie said, with all of his energy. He was a fucking retard.
*BANG*
Gem pulled the trigger, a bullet flying through the air and hitting Charlie's neck. He was dead in seconds. Bleeding out and leaning back.
His fangirl, Donald Trump, was in the crowd, and he started hysterically crying and screaming. He then turned into a unicorn and flew away out of sadness, because Trump is secretly a unicorn. He just never put it on TV.
GeminiTay killed Charlie Kirk. Absolutely fucking worth it.
20 bucks is 20 bucks.
The end.