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10/11/25, 6 PM...
BOYFRIENDS🔥🔥🔥🔥
Shidou Ryusei created a group chat
Shidou Ryusei added 3 people
Shidou: HIIII CUTIESS 😝😝😝
Rin: Kys
Isagi: Woah chill
Sae: Stfu isagi you have no right to tell anyone to chill
Isagi: Why not
Shidou: sae chan thinks your deranged
Rin: You’re* also it’s not only him
Isagi: Fuckers if im deranged yall are like metaranged
Sae: Isagi I trust that you won’t get offended
I feel like if someone went around talking about some imaginary “Isagi Syndrome” no one would ever notice its imaginary
Shidou: 😭😭😭😭
Isagi: Is that an insult
Shidou: (say no or hell call u slurs)
Sae: Idfc
Also
It’s not an insult
Rin: It’s not a compliment either
Sae: It’s an observation
Isagi: Okay
Rin: The hell is that response shitty npc
Isagi: Aw worried i might take it personally and cry myself to sleep without the warmth of your embrace? So sweet rin 🥺
Rin: Jump off
Isagi: 💞
Shidou: awww lovers
Rin: No.
Isagi: Nah im playing
Shidou: pussy
sae chan ily
Sae: Huh?
Rin: What do you even love about him.
Shidou: hes like a hot ice cube with a grabbable waist hes outside of the laws of thermodynamics
Isagi: Somehow an accurate description 😭
Sae: 💀
Rin: 💀
Isagi: Omg brotherly synchronization
Sae: We don’t synchronize, Rin just copies whatever I do
Rin: No I don’t??
Sae: Yes you do??
Shidou: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Sae: Nice stolen personality you got there.
Rin: Stfu
Isagi: Bless
I think you two are so apart tho
Shidou: nah they prolly breathe the same amount of oxygen 💀
Isagi: Anyone with eyes can see the difference in their personalities.
Sae: What he means is that I’m better and everyone knows
Rin: Sure Mr. I-went-back-to-my-ex-13-times 💀
Shidou: SAE CHAN WHAT
Isagi: LMAO NAHH
Bro kept count 🙏
Sae: This is forbidden territory
Shidou: sae chan forget abt that other bitch im right here 💔💔
Isagi: Don’t call them a bitch? 😭
Sae: Don’t defend him?
Isagi: Ok sorry for triggering your past toxic relationship mb
Rin: Sae was likely the toxic one
Sae: You’re getting on my last nerve by calling me Sae
Rin: It’s your name
Sae: Disrespectful dipshit
Isagi: I’m with sae on this one
If my lil bro called me by my name id whip him tbh
Shidou: whip me sae chan forget rinrin
Sae: That doesn’t sound too bad
Shidou: FOR REAL? 😝🔥😻😻
Sae: Not you omfg
Whipping Rin
Rin: Child abuse
Sae: You’re no child
Isagi: Legally he is
Shidou: damn minors
so sae chan since were not minors when are we getting married
Sae: I have an offer for you that involves sex and travel
Shidou: OMG FR??
AM I FINALLY GETTING IT
WHAT IS IT
Sae: Fuck off
Isagi: LMAOO9O
THAT WAS GOOD
Shidou: ☹
Rin: Get clogged fucking roach
Shidou: isaisa tame ur doberman 😾😾
Isagi: Hes more like a black cat but either way that task is impossible
Wait no nothings impossible
Sae: That fuckass blue rose has influenced you way too much
Isagi: Hes constantly pestering me i have no escape from the subliminals his voice carries
Rin: Lukewarm excuse
Isagi: 💔
11/11/25, 1 AM…
the lock with no key and it happens to be blue
Otoya Eita created a group chat
Otoya Eita added a bunch of people
Chigiri: tf is that lame gc name
Otoya: got smth to say princess?
Chigiri: be fr
Kunigami Rensuke left the group chat
Reo: ??
Chigiri: i’ll summon him brb
Chigiri Hyoma added Kunigami Rensuke
Isagi Yoichi sent a voice message (01.49 minutes)
Bachira: isagi u good? 😿
Otoya: 1 min i aint listening to allat
Karasu: is he srsly drunk messaging rn
Aiku: Yes Isagi were also convinced that the atmospheric force exists now please go to sleep
Nagi: i didnt listen but if its isagi it must be righf
Chigiri: what did you even drink dude
Isagi: I forgor
Reo: 💀
Dumbass
Isagi: Home go get a spine you the type to text your ex at midnighr
Otoya: WHAT
did bro just say home instd of homie
Karasu: such trivial details otoya
Reo: I’ll pretend I never read that
Isagi: Dp you thinj just by pretending your sins would go away teo?
Otoya: teo 💀
Reo: I don’t know a Teo, sorry
Chigiri: he’s got a point tho
Reo: Shut up princess
Chigiri: love ya too
Isagi: Wait omh imagine
If Kaisee died randomly
Id be sad ngl
Bachira: isagi dont you tell that guy to khs on a daily basis 😭
Isagi: Thats differemt
Bcux
He wo9nt khs just bc i told him to
I WISHHHGH
Like
Go on do everythinh i say 😴
Wrong emohu
🥱
Aiku: Isagi
Isagi: Ywgj
Karasu: woah
bro invented a new language
Aiku: Please go to sleep
Isagi: Slwwp comes t9o me
I wont go
Idc
Bachira: i can come too 💛
Otoya: isagi can u take ur shirt off send a vid
Isagi: Why
Nagi: good ide
Reo: a
Wait no
Bachira: did u just finish nagi chans sentence 😭
Otoya: for educational purposes
ill send the vid to professor lavinho and ask him for improvement
Isagi: Oohh
Alr
Chigiri: ISAGI NO
Listen
No
Isagi: Huh
Otoya: princess 😠
Karasu: princess.
Aiku: Wasted reserve of blackmail
Chigiri: that fucker is lying
he’ll spread ur nudes trust
Isagi: Woah
Thats nor nice
Otoya: thats not the case at all
i wasnt gonna spread em
i was gonna SELL em
aint studyin international trade and logistics for nothing 🙏
Aiku: Nah nvm the eyelashes junior would wreck you otoya, not worth the trouble
Isagi: Eyelqshes
Whar
Whose eyelsahrs
Aiku: Rin’s
Isagi: Ugh
Im mad at jim
Bachira: whos jim
isagi whso jim
Reo: He meant “him”
Chigiri: why are you mad at rin
Isagi: BECAUDE
HE
Annoysingme
Karasu: Ah yes
Annoysing
Nagi: isagi do i annoys u :x
Isagi: Yed
Def
Nagi: oh
Isagi: Every9own here
Is annoyind rn
Karasu: finally showing your true colors?
Isagi: Blue
Otoya: LMAO
i want that kinda brain ngl
Aiku: You can’t
He a genius, you aint
Isagi: No no no ni
Genius am not
Talenywd learnet
Chigiri: huh
Reo: ?
Bachira: isagi what r u even sayingg
Karasu: yeah we get it go on
Isagi: Kys
Aiku: WOAH
CHILL
Reo: You should be canceled
Nagi: ehh whats wrong w it :x
Otoya: 💀
Chigiri: hes just joking trust
Isagi: Whoevwer gets offended by kys have no AUT0NOMY frfr like you honna kys just bc i said so? alr bark for me too b4 you die
Karasu: i fear he has a point
Chigiri: i dont fear he has a point
Otoya: im convinced af
Aiku: Nah yall trippin 💀