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DMS: Deceit & Not Recluse
Deceit: when r u coming over
Deceit: dont bring candy apple btw
Not Recluse: ..THAT'S YOUR CHILD
Not Recluse: also ill be over in a few i gotta get dressed
Deceit: do you have to?
Not Recluse: …
Not Recluse: what's that supposed to mean?
Deceit: nothing
Deceit: ignore it
Not Recluse: is there something you're not telling me
Deceit: yes
Deceit: many things
Deceit: unless you wanna know how licorice lampreys reproduce then dont ask
Not Recluse: i think im good
Deceit: good
Deceit: its been 4 minutes wya
Not Recluse: getting dressed
Deceit: send me a pic ?
Not Recluse: no
Deceit: pls
Not Recluse: i will if you answer a question
Not Recluse: are we dating?
Deceit: idk
Deceit: are we
Not Recluse: do you want to??
Deceit: no idea
Deceit: sounds like work
Not Recluse: yes because thats what a relationship is?
Deceit: how the fuck am i supoosed to know that
Deceit: supposed*
Not Recluse: have you srsly not been in a relationship before
Deceit: I SPENT THE LAST FEW MILLENNIA IN A FUCKING TREE PURE VANILLA
Deceit: THERE WASN'T A LOT OF TIME FOR MERRYMAKING
Not Recluse: merrymaking??
Not Recluse: ok whatever
Deceit: are you still coming over
Not Recluse: yeah?? Why wouldn't i be
Deceit: cuz its been a while
Not Recluse: Shadow Milk. It's been 6 minutes.
Deceit: yeah thats like forever
Not Recluse: you know i have like 5 million different robes right
Deceit: pick one
Not Recluse: i can't theres things that i need to make sure are on them
Deceit: nilly i dont care
Deceit: unless you show up in neon green
Deceit: then we have issues
Not Recluse: okay just dont be mad
Deceit: wtf do you mean
Deceit: what did you do
MAIN CHAT:
Gnat: has anyone seen Pure Vanilla today
Alcoholic: no
Kfc: maybe?
Gnat: wdym by maybe
Kfc: i saw someone who looked like him staring at flowers on my way back home
Gnat: why would he need flowers
traitor: Shadow Milk
Gnat: theyre actually fucking dating? I thought he was just fucking with us
Grapevine: no he's strictly gay why would he do that
Gnat: who tf is Grapevine
Gnat: also thats gross
Gnat: i hate him
Kfc: so do i
Kfc: but if Pure Vanilla's happy…
Lesbian: he is :)
Lesbian: he came over like 30 minutes ago
Lesbian: trying to make sure that he got everything in order
not legendary dragon: i can confirm this i was there
Alcoholic: so its official??
Gnat: i don't want a Beast around me much less him
Deceit: bitch you have salt clinging on to you like a leech
Deceit: what the fuck do you mean you dont want a beast around
Gnat: SHUT UP
Deceit: no
Deceit: anyways should i wear a suit or a dress
loser: dress
Kfc: dress
Lesbian: dress
Deceit: damn okay
Deceit: how do i look
Deceit has sent one image file
Lesbian: kinda hot actually
Deceit: ty
Deceit: im trying
Deceit: anyways nilly's here gotta go <3
Gnat: we're so fucked