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Loki and mobius are sitting in Loki's bed, then Loki falls on the floor while Mobius stands up, he stretches his arms and says, "Mobius you have to help me up i cant get up by myself!" "are you really that lazy?" says Mobius, unimpressed. "Nuh uh, but you have to help me up" answers Loki.
Mobius gives him a weird look before reaching his hand out and helping Loki up, "You have to be more sporty, Loki" Says mobius, "Okay" Answers Loki.
After helping him up he notices that loki is levetating off the ground, and in the next second he crashes into Mobius' arms with a thud, before proceeding to give him a little kiss. and then they stand there in an awkward silence for about 30 seconds before Loki speaks up, "Sorry if that made you uncomfortable" "Nonono, its fine" Answers Mobius, "But should we get started on dinner?" says Loki.
"Yes, thats a good idea" Answers Mobius as Loki struts into the kitchen, Car, their Cat, Looks weirdly up at him, he meows so fast and in such a spesific tone that he starts speaking normal words. "I want food aswell." Says car.
"No, you're a bigback" answers Loki. "Nuh uh, am not" says Car. "Okay fine, you can have food." Says Loki, and then proceeds to cut off his toe and then he gives it to Car, then he continues his journey to the kitchen.
"Should we make food?" asks Loki and Mobius nods, "Yes thats a good idea"
Loki turns on the oven and then looks at Mobius, "Do you want to dance, Mobius?" he says and Mobius agrees, and then they start dancing.
After a bit, Car comes and innterupts them. Loki then throws Car into the oven and closes the door, "Meow Meow Meow" Says Car, aka "I didn't get to finish the toe, you potato."
and then Loki says, "Now we just have to wait for Car to become really crispy, and then we can eat,"
"Okay" says Mobius.
Mobius sits down at the dinner table, while Loki continues to cook Car, after a while he takes the now dead Car out of the oven, and then he also seasons him a little with gasoline, before he puts Car on a plate and goes over to Mobius, He sits down while Mobius looks at him, "I'm hungry, this should be good" He says.
"Okay" says loki "I put on extra seasoning, just for you, #love"
Mobius picks up his knife and cuts into Car, Mobius takes Car's toe into his mouth. "Nom Nom Nom" he munches, "Ew Loki, you burned Car!" "Nuh uh" Says Loki, "You're just being dramatic".
"I hate you!" says Mobius, he then picks up the kitchen knife and stabs Loki, "Betrayer!" says Loki before dying.
And then Mobius takes the burned Car and together they run away and live happily ever after.