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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
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i fell down to earth by eatenpickelsticks for Not_a_Simple_Hobbit
Fandoms: mcyt, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Nov 2022
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Quackity is used to living alone, on the outskirts of the Antarctic Empire.
Then he found a hybrid bleeding amongst the snow, and Quackity has never been known for making good decisions.
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QUACKITY AND TECHNOBLADE FRIENDSHIP POG
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- Part 2 of Dream SMP Lyric drabbles
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nocturnal animals by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
21 Jun 2022
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Again, Tommy knew he shouldn’t care. But he knew he’d never be able to live with himself if he did what Wilbur asked. This guy deserved a chance to live, even if he was undead. His chance at a normal human life had been stolen, and while Tommy couldn’t explain why, he felt like he had to make that up to him.
“Just… let me try to find you a blood source that doesn’t involve hurting people,” Tommy said, squeezing his shoulders. “Once we get that worked out, and you don’t have to worry about feeding, we can figure out where to go from there.”
The frustration slowly leaked out of Wilbur’s face, until the only thing left in the lines of his forehead was exhaustion. Not physical exhaustion, but something more. Something deeper.
“You’re the worst fucking vampire hunter I’ve ever met.”
aka the fic where Tommy's google search history is probably 'what do I do when the vampire I'm trying to kill is depressed as hell and I feel too bad to actually kill him?'
(turns out the answer is 'make him your roommate and have a found family arc together')
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dance with me by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Apr 2022
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“Wilburrrr,” Tommy whines, snapping Wilbur out of his thoughts.
“What?” Wilbur asks, noticing that Tommy’s been tugging on his arm.
“I asked if we’re gonna dance! You promised you would dance with me!” Tommy says, pointing to the center of the square.
Wilbur’s eyes widen when he sees that people are pairing off, the musicians preparing to resume their playing. A bright smile spreads over his face and he grabs Tommy’s hand, noticing how his fingers are sticky with icing from the festival roll he’d already eaten.
“Yes, we’re absolutely gonna dance,” Wilbur tells him, tugging Tommy to the square.
Tommy giggles, his smaller hands squeezing Wilbur’s, and Wilbur’s smile grows wider as his bare feet hit the warm cobblestones again.
or, Wilbur is an orphan who lives on the streets, Tommy is a rich kid who likes to run off, and it's the day of the festival. Aka, Wilbur's favorite day of the year. Too bad Tommy's penchant for running away has finally caught up to him.