The 'playboy' in 'genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist' is NOT silent
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hell hath no fury like a scorned ex boyfriend by graveltotempo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Dec 2020
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“I cannot believe I’m saying this, but we have been saved by the power of Tony Stark’s dick,” said Fury, standing in the penthouse of Stark Tower with the rest of the Avengers and Loki.
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"To my dick!" then said Stark and everyone looked exasperated even as they raised their glasses and bottles."To Stark's dick!" they chorused.
or: tony stark is an unrepentant slut but he does save the avengers hell of a lot of problems
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the one where tony and stephen should really stop eye-fucking each other, hello, thanos is coming?! by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Dec 2020
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The Universe is about to end. Thanos is the formidable foe Tony has been worrying about since the Battle of New York and he's finally coming. That's what Tony is worrying about.
Or should he be worrying about.But then again who thought throwing him in space with his ex boyfriend was in any way a good idea?
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the seduction of a gentleman - a tale of obliviousness and blue balls by graveltotempo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Dec 2020
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Tony has been the most eligible bachelor omega of America for years now:
getting into Stephen Strange's pants should not be very hard for him.What Tony did not expect, however, was that Doctor and Sorcerer Supreme Stephen Vincent Strange is... a gentleman.
oh boy.
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tony's brownies bring all the avengers - and non - to the yard (suck on that, Meredith!) by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Mar 2021
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In a world where James Rhodes is recruited for the Avengers and Tony Stark is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, unmarried trophy husband and PTA dad, Loki still tries to use Stark Tower to start his Invasion.
Thank god Tony Stark has his good looks and his trusty frying pan in hand.
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tony has a type by graveltotempo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 May 2021
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In a universe in which James Rhodes is Iron Man and Tony Stark is his
mostlystay at home husband (and Pepper Potts' trophy boyfriend), Tony finds out that Rhodey's team includes a hot tall blonde and a short handsome genius.So he does the most obvious thing a petty and bitchy househusband such as himself would do.
He throws a dinner party.
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ex boyfriend major league by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Aug 2021
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alternatively called: Tony Stark walks into a meeting and six (and half) bad decisions stare back at him.
Tony has won every break-up he has ever been part of. Because he is just That Bitch.
So why the fuck did he just walk into a room and found 6 people he has slept with, one who he has (once upon a time) fantasized about and his baby daddy, all sitting side by side?
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back on my bullshit by graveltotempo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Oct 2021
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Despite what the gossip mill - looking right at you, James Rhodes! - insists on saying, Tony does NOT still have feelings for Erik 'Killmonger' Stevens. Absolutely not. He's completely over him, Erik is nothing but a forgotten memory, honestly Erik who?
(though he can admit that - from a completely objective and aesthetic and unbiased point of view - damn, he is fine)
(respectfully)
(he doesn't still like him, or miss him, or want him back, though)Series
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welcome home, cheater! by graveltotempo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Nov 2021
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Thanos and his army make a wrong turn after the andromeda galaxy and never attack the Asgardian refugees, which means that Thor, Bruce and everyone else make it back to Earth.
Where Thor comes face to face with the loving family he did not know he had but that he apparently left behind.
excerpt:
“Your Majesty,” said Heimdall, looking outside of the window as they got closer and closer to the coordinates they had received from the Midgardian satellite by the name of Veronica. “Did you not say that you were universally beloved by the people of Midgard?”
Thor looked at him with a frown. “Indeed I did, and indeed I am. Why?”
“My ability to read Midgardian is a bit rusty, but...” he started, motioning to where a rather large message was written over the Compound in fancy holographic letters.
A message spelling out: WELCOME HOME, CHEATER.
And under it, in only slightly smaller letters: THIS IS AIMED AT THOR, BY THE WAY.
“Uhm,” said Thor, blinking at the message. “Is this possibly aimed at a different Thor.”
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you ain't married to no average bitch, boy by graveltotempo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Dec 2022
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Tony really hopes he won't have to kill someone and frame his husband for murder.
That'd be really upsetting for everyone involved.
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cause we are living in a material world (and I am a material girl) by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Feb 2022
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Every year, in order to find himself a date for Valentine's Day, Tony throws a gala where seven lucky people have the chance to try and buy his love with expensive and rare gifts.
It gets dramatic.
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the bitchy trophy-house husband Tony Stark cinematic universe by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
10 Nov 2023
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The MCU shenanigans are unleashed upon recently widowed trophy-house husband and PTA dad Tony Stark, but don't worry: he's smart, he's pretty, and he's dramatic.
The world WILL know what hit them - a slap in the face.
Or a frying pan.Series
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when you, a Queen, come across another Queen, and discuss how best to maximize your joint slay by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), DCU
14 Feb 2024
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AU of an AU ('the bitchy trophy-house husband Tony Stark cinematic universe' universe)
Tony Stark chooses Thor, and then runs into another one of his old flames.
On twitter.+++
call me steph (NOT A WAYNE) @stephbrownie
GUYS I GOT IT
the starks: gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
the waynes: manwhore, manipulate, manslaughter
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the T.S. black book of past and potential lovers by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 May 2022
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The 'I want a baby' meme challenge, but with Tony Stark.
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society if everyone just listened to tony stark by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 May 2022
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When America opens the portal, Stephen and her are sent to a very peculiar universe.
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oops...! I did it again by graveltotempo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Aug 2022
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Tony Stark has the terrible habit of making everyone he comes across fall in love with him.
And now he has invited the Avengers to live with him.Nick Fury did not have any confidence in the ability of Earth's mightiest heroes to survive him.
OR: five times Tony accidentally makes an Avenger fall in love with him, and one time a villain seduces him.
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oops...! I did it again pt2 by graveltotempo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Jun 2023
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Tony Stark has the terrible habit of making everyone he comes across fall in love with him.
The Avengers fell within the first few months of their stay with him.
Five years later, and Fury has the sneaking suspicion that his power has only grown.
Like some sort of fungus.
OR: five more times Tony accidentally makes an Avengers fall in love with him and one time a villain seduces him. The author suspects he has a type.
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date ur fada by graveltotempo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Sep 2022
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Thor ditches his son and Tony to go play pokemon go with the Infinity Stones.
Tony takes revenge.
But if you break my heart
I go date your fada
You gonna be my son
You go call me your motherSeries
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you must not know about me by graveltotempo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Nov 2022
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Steve Rogers mistakenly thinks that he is irreplaceable in Tony's life.
Tony obviously proves him wrong.
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country songs to murder your Titan fiancé to by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Nov 2022
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Tony Stark parents a bunch of alien assassin terrorist sociopaths and attempts to kill his fiancé for almost 5k words.
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how tony stark won the break-up and became the #1 househusband of NY by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Feb 2023
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Tony Stark accidentally becomes every bored housewife's favourite Avenger.
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