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sew me up again by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: Magic Kaito, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
15 Dec 2018
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You're pretty much trapped between death by sniping or death by overpowered seven-year-old.
It's probably a bad sign that you're pondering your options.Series
- Part 1 of dcmk oneshots
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heavy sarcasm, holding hands, a kitchen filled with the scent of cookies by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
16 Dec 2018
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Baking cookies had to be less dangerous than a case, right?
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- Part 1 of Tumblr Asks
- Part 2 of dcmk oneshots
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escape without a scratch (not really the type to hold a grudge) by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito, Addams Family - All Media Types
28 Apr 2019
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Heiji thinks it must suck to be normal.
Normal people can't drink drain cleaner straight out of the bottle or even drizzle it over their rice without having to go to the hospital.aka the addams family crossover that absolutely no one asked for
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- Part 3 of dcmk oneshots
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tread too far and you’re out of bounds by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
22 Aug 2019
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"Interesting" is a word Shinichi finds himself using a lot in regard to KID. He probably shouldn't be thinking about that in the middle of a soccer game while he's acting as bait, though.
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- Part 4 of dcmk oneshots
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more than what you can see by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
01 Oct 2019
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Everyone who lives remotely near the Kudou mansion believes that it’s haunted.
(And they’re not wrong about that. It’s just…not the reason they think.)-----
Day 1 of Spooktober (Haunted Mansion)Series
- Part 1 of Spooktober
- Part 5 of dcmk oneshots
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the shadow in the background of the morgue by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
04 Oct 2019
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“Then it’s decided. I accept the contract that is as follows: you will help me take down the organization that caused me to shrink, I will help you take down the organization that killed your father and accidentally turned you into a demon, and there will be no exchanging of souls. Agreed?”
aka the black pearl heist goes a little differently
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Spooktober Day 4 (Demon Pact // tongue/mouth trauma)Series
- Part 4 of Spooktober
- Part 6 of dcmk oneshots
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wring my neck i won't feel a thing by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
08 Oct 2019
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Haibara had tried to fix it.
She really, really had.
But it was no use.-----
Spooktober Day 8 (Terminal Curse // exposed insides)Series
- Part 7 of Spooktober
- Part 7 of dcmk oneshots
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you shine in the dead of the night (and I was the first to fall) by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito, Original Work, maybe? - Fandom, idk - Fandom
09 Oct 2019
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I have a secret.
It eats at my soul, dissolves my very being.
...
This isn’t even my secret to tell.-----
Spooktober Day 9 ("You're Next" // eye trauma/multiple eyes)Series
- Part 8 of Spooktober
- Part 8 of dcmk oneshots
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but I'm glad to be a real nightmare (so save me your prayers) by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Oct 2019
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Conan doesn’t really like telling scary stories.
Honestly, his life is enough like a horror film (or maybe a buddy cop movie when Hattori’s in town) that he doesn’t really feel the need to augment that by actively seeking out material.
But apparently the Detective Boys don’t feel the same.-----
Spooktober Day 10 (Serial Murderer // nightmares)Series
- Part 9 of Spooktober
- Part 9 of dcmk oneshots
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shooting for the stars, desperately reaching for something in the dark by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
13 Oct 2019
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“...This is almost as weird as the time Hattori and I had to fight off zombies with a sword and a boom mic.”
“I find myself more partial to baseball bats in terms of a zombie apocalypse, Tantei-kun.”
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Spooktober Day 13 (Zombie Apocalypse // baseball bat)Series
- Part 11 of Spooktober
- Part 10 of dcmk oneshots
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don’t get close or you will drown by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
28 Oct 2019
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Out of habit, you apathetically bring the jewel up to the light of the full moon. You’re really not expecting anything at this point, but, to your complete and utter astonishment, it begins to glow.
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Spooktober Day 19 (Red Room // hallucinations)Series
- Part 13 of Spooktober
- Part 11 of dcmk oneshots
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all your worries come in flurries by blenderfullasarcasm for FanaRain
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
25 Dec 2019
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Conan’s leaning over a body (because of course he is; clearly, it would be too much to ask that he, perhaps, be allowed to go somewhere without some sort of crime happening) when he feels it the first time. The hairs on the back of his neck rise up, and he freezes, the distinctly cold sensation of being watched washing over him in a wave - the kind that sneaks up on you, that you don’t notice until it’s almost too late.
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- Part 12 of dcmk oneshots
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THIS IS A BURNER PHONE ONLY RELATIONSHIP by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days, DCU
25 Aug 2020
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Akai Shuuichi [14:36]
hey just faked my death heres my new numberSeries
- Part 1 of akai shuuichi’s colourful dating history [CLASSIFIED]
- Part 12 of Misc Oneshots
- Part 13 of dcmk oneshots
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i know the future looks blurry by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: Magic Kaito, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
29 Jul 2021
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The apocalypse is starting in less than five minutes and all Conan can think about is teeth.
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- Part 15 of Misc Oneshots
- Part 1 of ORV AU
- Part 14 of dcmk oneshots
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Some Things Sonoko Knows by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
26 Aug 2021
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Deduction Queen Sonoko examines the web formed by coincidences and barely plausible explanations (lies) and comes to a conclusion because she is not actually an idiot.
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- Part 15 of dcmk oneshots
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and someday soon someone will notice me by blenderfullasarcasm for Fanfic_CJ
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
02 Sep 2021
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"Haibara Ai," Sonoko announced grandly, spreading her arms wide, "how would you like to go shopping?"
"...I'm sorry?" Ai inquired politely.Series
- Part 16 of dcmk oneshots
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poison rationality by blenderfullasarcasm for deadfishmarinate
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
23 Jan 2022
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Conan will do anything to get out of his math homework, including riding the subway at rush hour with an enhanced sense of smell in order to help Hattori find the sender of a mysterious letter, apparently.
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- Part 17 of dcmk oneshots
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i wanna see your face and know i’ve made it home by blenderfullasarcasm for kuroko99
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
09 May 2022
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Sonoko has been swallowing down bloody petals for nearly five years now.
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- Part 18 of dcmk oneshots
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funny how the tables turn by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Dec 2022
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“I want a divorce,” Ran announces plainly.
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- Part 19 of dcmk oneshots
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The Detective rummaged through the drawer, eyes not straying from the window. He found his cigars by feel alone, his fingers knowing their shape as well as they knew the worn handle of the pistol at his belt, hidden beneath his trench coat. He bit one end of the cigar, wedging it between his teeth, and scrounged around for the packet of matches that he knew was in there somewhere among the wrappers and detritus coating the bottom of the drawer.
That was when the Dame walked into the office.
or: Genta gets to live out his (faux) noir detective dreams
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- Part 20 of dcmk oneshots