Agent O
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz had only felt loved, truly loved, once in all of his very short life.
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- Part 1 of Agent O
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It was Odette who first heard the siren call of the OWCA, but it was Otto who figured out what to do about it.
Heinz and his siblings stow away to America to find a better life.
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- Part 2 of Agent O
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Thirty years have passed. A new threat has come to the Tri-state Area, and a mostly retired Heinz must now re-don his Hat to face down a new nemesis - the evil Doctor Platypus.
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- Part 3 of Agent O
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While adoption by a host family helped numerous new agents balance their work and personal lives, it hadn’t been required back in his day.
Heinz didn’t need this adoption malarkey to make him a top agent.
That also didn’t mean that it didn’t hurt every time he was passed over.
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- Part 4 of Agent O
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It had been just over three months of familial bliss, and now that it was mid-April, the boys could take their inventing back out into the backyard. Heinz was currently stretched out in the most perfect patch of sunlit grass when his wrist communicator beeped. He peeked over at the boys where they were hovered over their newest set of blueprints, then slowly rolled over and snuck towards the house.
A short ride and grappling hook later, Heinz dangled from the ceiling with a steel manacle around his ankle. Doctor B, impeccably dressed as always in black slacks and open-collared black button-down, white lab coat gleaming, grinned at him, and all was still right in the world.
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- Part 5 of Agent O
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“Welcome to LOVEMUFFIN’s Annual Pageant of Evil!” the MC announced, his microphone free hand held out in a wave to the audience’s applause. “These three contestants will compete for the chance to become your new supreme leader!"
And Heinz, Newton and Peter have the front row seats.
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- Part 6 of Agent O
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Heinz just wanted to get in, get it over with, then hurry back home to watch his favorite soap opera – the Flynn-Fletchers were out for the day, and the station was having a marathon.
*****
aka, How Two Oblivious Boys FAIL at Taking HINTS from the Universe.
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- Part 7 of Agent O
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It was a mid-September when Stage One of Operation “Shit Hitting the Fan” began.
Heinz must’ve missed one hell of cosmic memo, because he had thought, over the last eleven months, that the universe was done fucking with him.
Apparently, it had just been lying in wait, plotting against him.
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- Part 8 of Agent O
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Heinz blinked, looking up from his food. The front door shut, and before Heinz could move the sound of a very familiar tread walked into the kitchen and halted abruptly.
Heinz’s ears flattened and he cringed, turning slowly to meet Doctor B’s stunned expression.
‘Agent O?!’
*****
aka, Operation 'Shit Hitting the Fan' officially starts now.
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- Part 9 of Agent O
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It was never going to be easy…
But you honestly didn’t think Perry would just give up, did you?
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- Part 10 of Agent O
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It seemed that Perry was always cited in the articles in the protests he’d received citations for, so he typed in ‘Perry Platypus’ in the Australian media site to see what other protests the man had gotten up to that he hadn’t been given warnings for…
Oh. Heinz’s eyes widened at the search results. Oh fuck.
*****
aka, Perry and Heinz learn each other's deepest secrets.
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- Part 11 of Agent O
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Just a collection of stories, showing Heinz and the other members of the family he's always wanted.
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- Part 12 of Agent O
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'Where's Perry?' Heinz signed impatiently, and Carl jumped forward.
“We’ve been trying to get a hold of Agent P, but he’s not answering his communicator. We haven't heard from him at all in the last thirty-six hours... Heinz!” he heard Carl yell after him as he practically flew out of the room.
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- Part 13 of Agent O
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Perry looked thoughtful. ‘Weapons could be a good idea,’ he mused, missing Heinz’s point entirely.
Heinz snorted. ‘Is this a date or did you get a new nemesis without telling me?’ Heinz asked jokingly.
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- Part 14 of Agent O
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Perry nervously rubbed his hands together as he surveyed the room before him. The sheets were dryer fresh, the furniture freshly dusted and the rugs newly vacuumed. Everything was ready and as prepped as it could be, and still, he remained both elated and totally freaked out.
Why? Because tomorrow would mark the first day of his best friend slash major love interest living with him. For an entire week.
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- Part 15 of Agent O
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“Are you even listening to me?! Ugh, this is why I invented this! The Other-Dimension-inizor! I'll find another Danville where my true evil genius will be appreciated!” Rodney yelled, holding up his remote. Heinz's eyes widened in alarm, and Perry reached down to quickly cut himself free.
“You're too late!” Rodney cackled, hitting the button.
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- Part 16 of Agent O
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Perry's phone rang, and he glanced at it, frowning a bit as he noticed the caller was Candace. He was near the entrance, so he stepped outside, even as he accepted the call.
His kids never called him, for obvious reasons, and Candace rarely even texted him. So for her to forget and call…
There was sobbing on the other end of the phone. His world narrowed down, and he didn’t even notice as the mug slipped in his hand, spilling tea on his shoes and the sidewalk below.
He churred loudly, letting her know that he was there and listening.
“Uncle Perry! We need help!” His heart clenched with fear. “I tried mom and dad, but I couldn’t get through. You’ve got to get over here right now… something’s happened to Heinz!”
Perry’s heart almost stopped all together. The mug shattered on the pavement, but he didn’t even notice, as he was already sprinting for his car.
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- Part 17 of Agent O
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This is a dumping ground of continued one-shots in the Agent O universe. My own little musings, and any reader requests.
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- Part 18 of Agent O