Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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Tango logs back onto the server after a while off-world visiting other friends and family, he goes to visit Etho and finds blood all over his house instead of a welcome-back party.
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Etho gets himself into trouble and doesn't ask for help.
Whumptober prompt: Race Against the Clock
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- Part 1 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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Grian struggles to fall asleep around others due to his past with the Watchers. Mumbo thinks Grian might finally trust him.
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Grian falls asleep by Mumbo and wakes up very paranoid.
Whumptober prompt: Trust Issues
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- Part 2 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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it's like being abandoned in walmart but the walmart has guns by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
03 Oct 2024
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Etho asks Joel to participate in a mission with a team of newly graduated agents. Joel hates this idea and knows it's going to go poorly.
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Joel follows Etho's orders and gets hurt, Etho feels guilty and protective.
Whumptober prompt: Set up for failure
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- Part 3 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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Tango crashes while flying with a box of redstone. He inhales a lot of it, which turns the void red, and it begins giving him visions.
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Tango redstone addiction inspired by Queen's Gambit, ft. protective hermits
Whumptober prompt: Hallucinations
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- Part 4 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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i'm two-tired to keep going by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
05 Oct 2024
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The Hermits are out on an all-day group ride on their motorbikes and toward the end, the heat gets to Joel.
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Joel gets heat cramps and exhaustion while riding.
Whumptober prompt: Sunburn (heat exhaustion)
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- Part 5 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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i do! er... i did... by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
06 Oct 2024
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The lead hero Shadow (Lizzie) fights for the last time in a Watcher attack. Joel refuses to let this be real until his friends force him to feel it.
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MCD, Lizzie dies and Joel fails to cope, ft. good friend hermits.
Whumptober prompt: not realizing they're injured
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- Part 6 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
- Part 1 of i'm not a mourning person
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guess that etho head canon by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
07 Oct 2024
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Etho and Joel get pranked to death, literally, and end up back at spawn surrounded by hungry wolves. Joel can shift into a wolf but can't fight them off alone.
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Joel finds out that Etho can shift too.
Whumptober prompt: Only for emergencies
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- Part 7 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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sleep is for the weak... next week... by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
08 Oct 2024
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Bdubs is a phantom hybrid who has to get to sleep before sunrise or else his instincts will keep him awake all night. He misses the sunrise twice.
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Phantom Bdubs versus concerned Etho and Impulse.
Whumptober prompt: Sleep deprivation
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- Part 8 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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the prompt was "obsession" what other duo could it have been? by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
09 Oct 2024
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Vigilante Etho takes his regular route on patrol and notices that Joel's window is smashed. He speeds in to find the apartment a mess.
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Someone fails to kidnap Joel and Etho finds him injured after fighting them off.
Whumptober prompt: "Obsession"
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- Part 9 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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ravager? i hardly know her by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
10 Oct 2024
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Joel is determined to beat Jevin's high score on Ravager Rush. Spoiler alert: he fails painfully and some of the Hermits try to convince him to stop.
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Joel gets beat up playing Ravager Rush ft. Etho and Pearl.
Whumptober prompt: Blow to the head
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- Part 10 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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shadowhunters?! lizzie run!! by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
11 Oct 2024
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Etho has been missing for four months and Joel can feel all of his pain through their Parabatai bond. He finds Etho again in a convenience store...
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Shadowhunters AU with Parabatai boat boys.
Whumptober prompt: Seeing double.
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- Part 11 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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Mumbo is a new vampire and Grian discovers that he hasn't been drinking human blood like he should.
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Mumbo vampire angst ft. protective Grian
Whumptober prompt: Starvation
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- Part 12 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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this is halo-t to take in by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
13 Oct 2024
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Tango and Impulse have been rival assassins for years, constantly trying to kill each other. When Tango didn't escape his explosion, Impulse thought he'd succeeded.
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Assassins AU but Tango and Impulse have guardian angels, Etho and Skizz.
Whumptober prompt: Team as Family
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- Part 13 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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at least they didn't cut off his moustache by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
14 Oct 2024
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Grian's final opportunity to catch Mumbo begins with a phone call, in which Mumbo painfully begs for help somewhere in the city.
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Grian has to catch and rehabilitate villain Mumbo, Ft. Scar & Bad Boys.
Whumptober prompt: Left for Dead
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- Part 14 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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there are two wolves inside him and they both crave hugs by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
15 Oct 2024
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Grian and Etho notice Joel hiding from everyone lately. When they catch him to talk, they find that he's sick from suppressing his instincts.
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"yeah he's a fool, little sad guy, refuses hugs, but needs hugs" - Ash Ember Herebychancee, 2024
Whumptober prompt: Childhood Trauma
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- Part 15 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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tango needs a light by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Oct 2024
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Etho asks the old party to help him take on a hydra that would kill him alone. Tango gave up monster hunting years ago, but he didn't give up caring about Etho.
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Tango likes fire and hydras do not.
Whumptober prompt: Swamp/"No, I can't feel anything"
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- Part 16 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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abandon (relation)ship!!!! by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
22 Oct 2024
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The two most feared captains of the seas team up to hunt the most feared beast in the waters: The Dragon Turtle. They use a curse to bind their souls together so they can't kill or injure each other along the way, or after it's over.
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Joel and Etho in the get-along t-shirt (curse) but they learn to appreciate each other.
Whumptober prompt: Nowhere else to go/shipwrecked
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- Part 17 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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dwinking this much was whiskey... by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
23 Oct 2024
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Part 2 of "I do! er... I did" in which Joel finds the villain that killed Lizzie and takes revenge.
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Joel gets worse and everyone worries a lot. Ft. protective Hermits.
Whumptober prompt: Revenge
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- Part 2 of i'm not a mourning person
- Part 18 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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zombidaritygaming (almost) by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
04 Nov 2024
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Some members of the Hermitcraft and Life Series servers have gathered in a new server to spend some time together between games and seasons. They were supposed to be relaxing, taking it easy. Jimmy has gone missing.
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Jimmy tries to prove he can be useful and gets injured. Ft. protective Bad Boys & Tango
Whumptober prompt: Blood trail
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- Part 19 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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it was eating me up inside by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
04 Dec 2024
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Joel stops villains from injecting an innocent civilian with a powerful killer parasite... by getting injected himself. Grian is the first one to reach him.
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Grian has to stab Joel to kill the parasite inside of him. Joel may or may not live and everyone is worried out of their minds.
Whumptober prompt: Emotional angst
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- Part 20 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024