Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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Five Times Kaeya and Albedo Matched Each Other’s Freak (and the One Time They Didn’t) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Feb 2025
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Five times Kaeya and Albedo caused utter chaos together (featuring aphrodisiac bread, weaponized romance, and cryo-infused homunculi). One time, Kaeya finally drew the line.
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- Part 1 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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Kaeya's Guide to Interdimensional Smooching and Annoying Your Alchemist Boyfriend by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Apr 2025
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Albedo stared. Blinked. Pressed his fingers to the bridge of his nose. “Kaeya.”
Kaeya smirked. “Yes, my love?”
“You—” Albedo inhaled, steadying himself. “You just consumed an experimental alchemical formula designed to alter the fabric of perception without knowing the full extent of its effects.”
Kaeya licked a stray drop off his thumb. “Mmm. Tastes like regret.”
Or, a sip of experimental potion causes Kaeya to glitch through reality and test the limits of Albedo's patience (and lips).
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- Part 2 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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Five Times Kaeya and Albedo Committed Public Indecency (and the One Time They Didn't) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Apr 2025
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Five times, Albedo and Kaeya drove the citizens of Mondstadt to exasperation with their flagrant displays of affection (involving anatomical studies in the library, dubious Khaenri'ahn rituals, public intoxication, bar-top seduction, and a Knights of Favonius demonstration). And one time, amidst all the chaos, they shared a quiet moment of understanding that proved louder than any words.
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- Part 3 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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The Kaebedo Crime Spree (Feat. Sir Reginald Featherbottom III) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 May 2025
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“Look at them,” Diluc muttered to a bewildered Klee, who had just wandered in holding a soup pot. “They’re lovers. Terrorists. I saw them carving ‘Kaebedo 4Ever’ into the side of the cathedral with a laser. That’s not even their ship name. That’s what THEY call it.”
Klee blinked. “What’s a ship name?”
Diluc leaned in, crazed. “It’s what you give your OTP right before they blow up your winery with fireworks and blame it on the Abyss Order!”
Klee nodded solemnly and ladled him some soup. “This one has frog in it.”
Diluc did not notice. He had begun mumbling the names of crimes.
“Arson. Public lewdness. Fabrication of government documents. They printed fake Vision licenses and gave one to a duck.”
Klee’s eyes lit up. “I want a duck Vision!”
“NO,” Diluc snapped. “NO MORE DUCKS.”
Or, Kaeya and Albedo commit ecclesiastical terrorism and call it foreplay.
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- Part 4 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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Five Times Kaeya and Albedo Pretended They Weren’t in Love (and the One Time They Stopped Lying) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 May 2025
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Five times Diluc stumbled upon Kaeya and Albedo pretending their intense connection was anything but love (involving a suspiciously detailed sketchbook, a drunken reading of field notes, a moonlit confession overheard by accident, a tense infirmary vigil, and the casual use of "beloved"). And one time, amidst their carefully constructed denial, Diluc inadvertently witnessed the quiet, undeniable truth of their intimacy (which, despite all the elaborate performances, felt like something the world had been subtly waiting for).
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- Part 5 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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Five Times Albedo Got Flustered (and the One Time Kaeya Did) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Jun 2025
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Five times Albedo was reduced to a blushing, stammering mess by Kaeya's brazen flirtations (involving public endearments, shirtless sketching, a read journal, and a very public dare). And the one time Albedo confessed something that left Kaeya utterly speechless.
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- Part 6 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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Five Times Kaeya Kissed Albedo (and the One time Albedo Kissed Him) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Jun 2025
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Five times Kaeya ruined Albedo’s carefully constructed composure (with the help of one rebellious amphibian, a mistaken bed, an illegal stargazing date, a slightly unhinged flirtation involving blood, and the subtle horror of kissing inches from Diluc’s emotional radius). And the one time Albedo shattered Kaeya’s brain with a very public kiss.
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- Part 7 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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Five Times Kaeya Called Albedo a Pet Name (and the One Time Albedo Said It Back) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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Five times Kaeya called Albedo a pet name (involving dandelion wine and crushed cecelias, a glowing sunflower, a near-combustion incident, a public injury, and a mandatory reassignment). And the one time Albedo returned the affection, shattering Kaeya's world in the most beautiful way.
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- Part 8 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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Five Times Kaeya Failed the Albedo Theorem (and the One Time He Got It Right) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Jul 2025
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Five times Albedo refused to be a theorem solvable by flirtation, danger, or Kaeya’s chest window (involving academic humiliation, explosive sandwiches, and a highly aphrodisiac plant). And one time Kaeya solved nothing, said everything, and was finally met halfway.
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- Part 9 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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Five Times Kaeya Said “I Love You” Without Saying It (and the One Time He Did) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Aug 2025
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Five times Kaeya said “I love you” without actually saying it (through combustible toast, duels in cathedral courtyards, science-backed shirtlessness, aphrodisiac incidents, and a long walk through a blizzard with nothing but a beetle book), and the one time he did, like it was a confession and not a curse.
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- Part 10 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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The Plant Was Sparkly, Your Honor by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Aug 2025
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“Subject is exhibiting dramatic aphrodisiac-induced degradation,” Albedo said to no one in particular, jotting something down. “Also possible tendency toward poetic metaphor and compulsive flattery under stress.”
Kaeya whimpered. “Please,” he whispered, “say that again but slower.”
“I am trying to help you.”
“You’re writing dirty talk in your notebook and pretending it’s medicine.”
“You touched the plant, Kaeya.”
“You wore that fucking coat.”
“…What.”
“You know what I mean.” Kaeya’s gaze dropped to Albedo’s gloves, the thin line of wrist exposed beneath his rolled sleeves, and then lower, far lower. “God, everything about you is unfair.”
In which Kaeya touches the forbidden sex plant and Albedo has to do something about it. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. With data and copious amounts of edging.
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- Part 11 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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Five Times Kaeya Was Jealous of Albedo’s Experiments (and the One Time He Became One) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Sep 2025
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Five times Kaeya was jealous of things that couldn’t possibly compete (a slime with pheromonal needs, a photosynthesizing rival, a vial that pulsed when he got too close, a clock that ticked in metaphors, and a painting that wasn’t quite him). And the one time he let Albedo study him properly—heart first, body second, fear last.
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- Part 12 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
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Paint Me Carefully, Ruin Me Slowly by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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“I want to know what you look like when you come undone,” Albedo says.
Kaeya shudders.
“Is that so?” he rasps.
“Yes,” Albedo says. “I want to see what happens when you stop pretending to be invincible.”
Kaeya laughs. It’s breathless. Unsteady. “Darling, I’ve never been invincible. I’ve just been very, very good at misdirection.”
“Then don’t misdirect,” Albedo says, fingers drifting again—closer now. Still not touching where Kaeya wants, but God, it’s unbearable. “Be honest.”
Kaeya tilts his head back. “Honesty is terrifying.”
“So is desire,” Albedo murmurs. “But you’ve let me have both, haven’t you?”
His fingers curl. Just slightly. Paint smears over the edge of Kaeya’s hipbone.
Or, Kaeya agrees to pose for Albedo, but becomes the one painted in gold, in reverence, in oil and longing.
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- Part 13 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
- Part 1 of Ad Vivum
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Draw Me Carefully, Worship Me Softly by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jan 2026
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The first line is a straight stroke down his sternum.
The second curves out, delicate, to the arc of his ribs.
Kaeya draws like he’s afraid of permanence. Like he’s trying to teach the charcoal restraint. Like each touch is a question posed to a man who never answers until the last page of the book. He draws ribs, not bones but wings. Traces breath, not lungs but song. He follows the curve of Albedo’s collarbone like it’s the horizon line of something sacred, smudging with intention, letting the black seep beneath his fingernails.
“You’re still not moving,” Kaeya murmurs.
“I don’t want to miss any detail,” Albedo replies, eyes fixed on Kaeya’s face. “Every breath would alter the line.”
“You trust me that much?”
Albedo tilts his chin. “I trust you to draw me cruelly if you need to. And worshipfully if you don’t.”
Or, Kaeya learns that reverence doesn’t mean restraint. It means wanting, fully, and still choosing to stay.
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- Part 14 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics
- Part 2 of Ad Vivum
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Five Times Albedo Tried to Replicate Kaeya’s Charm (and the One Time He Weaponized It) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Mar 2026
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Five times Albedo tried to flirt with Kaeya using the scientific method (involving measurable eyebrow angles, a pomegranate-liquéur war crime, a scarf engineered for seduction, an admiration monologue that short-circuited a grown man, and one disappearance-induced meltdown). And the one time he applied his findings directly to Kaeya with devastating romantic results.
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- Part 15 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics