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    Peter Pettigrew was a villain, a coward, a betrayer, someone to spit. A disgusting character no one likes.
    And she, a common and nameless reader of questionable Harry Potter’s fanfics, became Peter Pettigrew.
    Just like that. One day she woke up and was Peter (not the spider-man, mind you). A lot less than that, the Peter Pettigrew. Not a hero, but a small villain. A guy (she wasn’t a guy and didn't want to be one).
    The Peter Betrayer Pettigrew. The Bloody Peter Coward Pettigrew. The Peter Rat-like Man Pettigrew. The Peter Scabbers Disguised Rat Pettigrew.
    A guy. That sleeps in the same dorms with The Marauders (that slept years later with the Weasley’s boys as a pet rat as well). With Sirius! (oh, God...) And Remus! (fainting) And... well... James, the dad… At Hogwarts!
    The Sirius Abused Black. The Remus Low Self Esteem Lupin.The James Terror Mayhem Potter.
    Wait! Will I have to fix this? No, no, no, years of therapy had taught me to NOT try to heal boys. Beware of traumatized boys, do not try to fix them! They don't listen! Not my responsability! Not my responsibility! What should I do? What should I DO?

    Well, at least I will not have bloody (literally) cramps anymore... right? Right?!

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    Coupé is to cut

    That’s what she does, To cut is what she Always does.

    So to cut is what she Will do.
    What happend to Coupé when she got cut from the team?
    In this fic it will explore her throught around the team after she got cut and why she joined Shroud and the final battle with him.
    (I will probably change the summary soon This is still in progress.)

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    Tendo's chocolate shop is failing, and Ushijima needs a husband for Tax reasons. A contract marriage should solve both of their problems, right?

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    You were such a wonderful person back then. Your odd and annoying behavior slowly grew on me. Everyday felt like an adventure whenever I am with you. Your bright pink crystal, although dangerous, gave me comfort to push through everything. Even after everything that happened during your childhood, you still remained intact. I was there for you, you were there for me. We were inseparable...

    ...But what happened? Was everything in the past nothing to you? You were influenced a lot by them. You weren't like this before.

    Who even are you now?

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    I LOVE LIGHTVISION (Brightney x Vee) ehm its just Vee and Brightney yapping and stuff idk im really bad at explaining stuff

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    There are countless ways to remember. They say even a wish is a kind of request, and so you ask your memories to linger—to stay a little longer inside your head—hoping those shadows might become eternal. But, like stars that burn themselves out after granting the prayers of humankind, everything has a limit. Memory, especially. Unfortunately.

    Do not mourn that truth, for there is no joy to be found in remembering too much.

    Grief does not come to break you, nor to drag you into the depths. It arrives to remind you—to remind you of what once mattered, of what was cherished, of the love and moments that shaped the person you are now. Sorrows are not only weights; they are signposts, urging you to remember that even pain is proof of connection, of having lived and cared deeply.

    The world is still far too vast to explore alone, so take the hand of a new northern star and step forward. Ursa Minor will always wait in the night sky, its fragile tail guiding you toward its mother, toward a wider universe, toward a future whose shape you cannot yet see.

    And when you arrive there, you will find not the memories you lost, but the memories still waiting to be made.

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    Akiyama Mizuki, a mentally ill teenager seeking for a way to pass the time, finds a new passion in video editing, leading to her joining Nightcord at 25:00 with Yoisaki Kanade, Asahina Mafuyu, and Shinonome Ena. After posting a few songs, however, Mizuki notices something odd. Kanade has started speaking less in the group chat, and when she does, there's an odd amount of coughing...

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    Harry Potter had never heard of the lost Malfoy child, even though his story is tied to his own. On the day that Harry lost his parents, the Malfoys lost Draco’s twin brother. He disappeared the very night, the Dark Lord attacked the Potters, never to be seen again – until an old magic failed and it turns out: Harry Potter was a mere façade hiding an eerily familiar face.

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    An au wherein Jude already trusted Sharpness so he didn't feel the need to test him. As he was refilling the trap with armour stands, Sharpness pulls the trigger for the back-up trap and leads Jude to his demise.

    ‎!!! : They can't respawn in this AU unless revived through divine intervention or smth, but the person revived loses all their memories

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    The chain between their wrists clinked softly every time one of them shifted. Twenty-four hours a day, seven days straight, that metallic whisper followed them like a third presence in the room.

     

    Kanukei had long since stopped trying to strangle Saparata with it; the links were too heavy and the cuffs too tight. All that was left was this constant, maddening proximity.

     

    Saparata hated him.

     

    Kanukei hated him more.

     

    And yet, in the dark hours of the night when everyone was asleep, when even the guards stopped pacing the hallway, Kanukei found himself cataloguing every detail he was forced to endure up close.

     

    The way Saparata’s throat moved when he swallowed, the faint rosey and an airy-note scent that clung to his skin, the small, unconscious hitch in his breathing whenever Kanukei leaned too close on purpose.

     

    Or

     

    Kanukei and Saparata Smut I wrote at 7 in the morning.

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    It had been 10 years since his husband had disappeared during the strange events at Playtime Co., leaving behind nothing more than broken families and missing person notices.
    For the last decade, he had relentlessly searched for him. He never remarried and had to raise their child alone.

    Perhaps everything would change when he received the mysterious package.

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    Tsukasa lives a normal life as a prince; does what he's asked to, waits for his sister to come back— the normal.

    But one day, he watches a show that makes him feel weird, what was that sensation? Why does he feel like he already knows those people?

    Or, this idea came randomly to me, and I just wanted to write it. Might be rushed, I don't have the story written so I might forget some things in future chapters and updates will take a while, just so you know.

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    It was just a small job working as a background character inside a movie, the money was good and most of the food offered to them was delicious.

    Most of the food.

    Because the pastries were horrible (an opinion supported by many people, not just them four).

    That's why Micro, Banana, Neptune and Panzer decided to sneak some pastries bought elsewhere inside the studio.

    Who would have known they would end up selling them to their fellow desperate coworkers?

    And Micro meeting what the others called his special one it's nothing important to be talked about, obviously.

     

    Or the actor AU I wrote to fight all the angst under the Fluxarata tag expanding to Thomicro and the Canadian Cartel.

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    Stephen Strange is the most brilliant (and arrogant) neurosurgeon in New York. Tony Stark has only been Iron Man for eight months. When they meet in a coffee shop at six in the morning, neither of them is prepared for the other—especially since Stephen hasn't the slightest idea who Tony is.

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    “I’m… terrible.” His teammate frowned. “I can’t hit anything.” His eyes began to look glassy, on the verge of tears. “How am I supposed to fight alongside you like this?”

    Prince walked toward him, but Laceless kept talking.

    “Team Newperor is strong…” He pressed the weapon against his fingertips. “Everyone is good…” His voice came out quieter this time.

    “And me…”
    He took a deep breath.
    “I’m never going to be good enough for this team.”

    The yard fell silent again, but this time it felt heavy.

    Prince watched him for a few seconds before speaking firmly.

    “No.”

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    After falling asleep on his commute following a grueling shift, rookie lawyer Oikawa Tooru gets a late-night scooter ride home from a "bus driver" who is actually his boss, Iwaizumi Hajime, working undercover.

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    He grew up in Nevis—a tiny island in the Caribbean—until he was five. When his mother died, Alexander was sent to live with a cousin. Alexander remembered the smell of vomit. He remembered that he had recovered first and that he had gone outside to empty the bucket. When he came back, he tried to tell his mother—but she was already lying in bed, her eyes closed, her body growing colder and colder on its way to the afterlife.

    His cousin committed suicide a few weeks later. He didn’t leave a note or any explanation. One day, when Alex came back from school, he found him hanging, a small stool kicked aside.

    Alexander remembered shouting. He remembered stepping closer. He had seen his cousin’s cheeks streaked with tears, and his lips purple from lack of air.

    He was cold when Alex found him.

    · · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·

    Alex needs the Washingtons to accept him.

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    He had made it in life. He was out of Hogwarts and on into the real world as one of the trusted followers of the dark lord.

    Oh but he knew nothing about the real world.

    ...

    Severus ordeal of having to be raised this late in life.

    Or, Lucius and Cissa teaching Severus about life in pureblood society and him following them around like a lost puppy.

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    «…Do people like them deserve so many sacrifices, Kennedy?»

    I thought about lying, saying, «Of course not, no, they’re not worth it…», because I valued everything that had been sacrificed and didn’t want to cheapen those moments, but… But in my head, there were only the voices of my new comrades. The voices of people who became my family, who gave me a happy past and a grand future, so I answered honestly: «Of course! Even in a universe where I don’t exist they are worth everything!»

    I lowered my head: «I’m the one who’s worth nothing…»

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    Just your usual morning between a human and his beloved worker drone who he adores the most! However... How much can you trust the human and his morals?

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