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To Fight Aliens, We Domesticated Other Aliens by Anonymous
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Pacific Rim (Movies)
12 Mar 2026
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“Nice shot, man!” Jazz yells, Bebop’s speakers carrying his voice.
The mech blinks at him and scowls. Which, wow, okay, it has a face. Mouth, eyes, a nose—the works. Well, one of the eyes isn’t lit up, but still. It can blink! Jazz couldn’t even get the clearance to have Bebop’s visor display emojis, and not for the lack of trying. Meanwhile, this guy gets a whole, expressive face and—holy shit, are those teeth?
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Inspired by the wonderful AU keferon's cooked up. Go check them out on tumblr.
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Oh, if My Engine Works Perfect On Empty by Bemmiecake
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
03 Mar 2026
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When his optics first come online, B-127 first sees the sky. The Well surges with power only feet from him, giving him a fond farewell even as his memory of crawling from it fades only moments after. His protoform is new and small, his body whirs with clicks and hissing as parts fall into place and his spark begins to glow all on its own, no longer sustained by Primus’ crafting hand.
It will grow, with time, his plating still a shining, unburdened silver. Glistening with its lack of abrasions and experience. Efficiency programs slot into place, and his processor works to teach him what little it already knows. His T-cog spins in his side, inactive now as New Sparks usually are, but it will burst with Energon and life soon enough. In the backlog of his thinking, B-1 can already sense the way the wind will whip around him, struggling to keep up.
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Or; B-127 is a new spark, born in the midst of war. He survives, and eventually joins the Autobots. But what has to happen to get him there? TFP universe, with some tweaks. Typically updates every other week. (Loosely) -
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Jazz drunkenly pretends that he's dating Prowl. Only he isn't, and the mech is right behind him.
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21 Jun 2025
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It has been 50 years since Shockwave was separated from his sparkling Bumblebee. A heart grows fonder with distance yet desperation grows as well. He just needs to make everything be perfect, then nothing will tear them apart again.
Bumblebee is finding his dad is acting very differently from what he remembers but it's fine... right?
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Shockdad the sequel now dealing with the events of canon and Shockwave is being Very Normal about it.Series
- Part 2 of Pretending to care is a fool's folly
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Insecticide by Aqua_Dot908
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
09 Dec 2024
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|| But Bee knew exactly how to cheer Megatron up! Talking to him always seemed to wind him down after a long day.
At least that’s what he thinks…
Megatron usually didn’t stop Bee and when it was time for Bee to trot away, he normally had a hint of amusement on his face. Bee practically buzzed with excitement with the hope of cheering up his buddy! ||
Or; Decepti!Bee learns the hard way that maybe the Decepticons need a licensed therapist and an anger management class on base.