All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
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“You’re recruiting this moron who tries to kill you several times a day and isn’t even smart enough to know that I can kill him with a thought?” Law scoffed. “Your standards are slipping.”
“We kept you, didn’t we?” Whitebeard laughed, not bothering to hide his amusement anymore. “Didn’t you stab Marco when he came back to collect you and Rosinante?”
“That doesn’t count. He’s a phoenix and I was fourteen,” Law replied. “This is a half naked arsonist with a knife and a cowboy hat.” -
All My Role Models are on TV for the Wrong Reasons by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
12 Sep 2024
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Between the four Blues, Paradise, and the New World, Trafalgar Okojo has plenty of people to befriend (read: gaslight).
Chapter 1: Mihawk
Chapter 2: Crocodile (and Buggy)
Chapter 3: Eustass KidSeries
- Part 12 of Heartstrings
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Look Who's Laughing Now by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
27 Aug 2024
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I really like Torao, Luffy thought contentedly.
I like him, too. The words felt like a warm echo of his own thoughts, bumping against the inside of his skull in a gentle but insistent way.
That was weird. But not the weirdest thing Luffy had ever experienced, so he ignored it.
“Did you get something in your eyes, Mugiwara-ya?” Torao asked. “They look a little pink.” -
The Horror and the Wild by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
14 Aug 2024
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“Captain! Back so- what the fuck?” Shachi blurted out. “Why are you two covered in blood?”
“Pull up the anchor and get us under the surface as fast as you can,” Law ordered as he carried Okojo past their crew and into their ship.Series
- Part 11 of Heartstrings
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If You're Sad And You Know It (Clap Your Hands) by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
09 Aug 2024
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He had just popped the bottle open when he realized that there was someone sitting on his other side. He slowly turned his head, then jumped and screeched, nearly falling off the cliff and then nearly knocking his booze off.
Okojo was sitting beside him, cross-legged, watching him like a slightly smug, slightly sinister cat.
“What the fuck?” Buggy choked out. “How did you-“
“You’re not that fast,” Okojo informed him. “I just followed your feet.”
“Why?”Series
- Part 9 of Heartstrings
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I Know We're Lost (But Soon We'll Be Found) by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
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21 May 2023
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The re-emergence of an old enemy brings Macaque and Wukong to face their shared history and decide if they'll share a future.
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A self-indulgent Genshin Dragon Rider AU that no one asked for but I keep writing anyway.
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Self Indulgent Genshin Impact Things by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Aug 2022
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Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.
Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!
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Bambi Applies for a Job (The Devil hired Him) by SinnerSunFlower
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Dec 2025
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A slow, vicious smile curves Lucifer’s mouth.
“Go on then, Bambi.”
He points a finger upward.
“Fetch.”
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30 Dec 2025
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After capturing Lucifer in episode 7, Vox gets pulled away on business before he can connect him to the Might of Lilith... giving Lucifer and Alastor a stolen moment to chat. Alastor has a request - and a promise of something in return.
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They call me Aurora (actually, Tomioka also works) by Darlingdaringsoul
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
15 Oct 2025
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It’s the fifth time Sanemi has caught Giyuu slipping out at an hour only owls approve of, always heading for the west wing of the Ubuyashiki residence. Never during the day—only under a sky full of secrets. Maybe he’s training. Perhaps he’s conspiring. Maybe he’s just being Giyuu.
Whatever the reason, Sanemi intends to get to the bottom of it. Because he is a diligent Hashira who cares.
Not because he’s nosy.
And definitely not because he’s curious about the quiet swordsman with the unreadable eyes.Alternatively:
Sanemi needs to learn to mind his own business, and Giyuu just needs new flowerpots…but somewhere between midnight stakeouts and mysterious midnight walks, curiosity starts to feel a lot like something else.
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- Part 2 of Sanemi through my eyes
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always an angel, never a god by Yoursplural
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
02 Oct 2025
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Halfway through his second wrist, the blade stops. The blood drips. He doesn't want to do this anymore.
Or: Giyuu tries to patch himself up after a bad night and hide it from the others. He fails. Sanemi helps.
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- Part 1 of when's it my turn to come out on top
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