AlternateCannon
Recent bookmarks
-
Getting Away With Tax Fraud 101: The Geo Archon Edition by oh_fudgecakes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
A small indulgence now and again never hurt anyone, Zhongli maintains. Though in retrospect, perhaps he had allowed himself a few too many of them. It's regrettable that he had only realized his error when it had come knocking at his door, presenting him with an expense record that would make anyone quail — even the God of Wealth himself.
“Your expense record this year is nearly ten times your yearly income,” the civil servant tells him. “Could you declare the source of funds for your purchases?”
After minting a small fortune for the purchase of antiques, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to a poor cover up attempt by an ever helpful Childe, blows up into accusations of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei and the adepti are pulled in and court shenanigans ensue.
Series
- Part 4 of genshin fics
Bookmarked by AlternateCannon
10 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
"Curran," Heinwald says, "Do you think that we should attempt to have intercourse?"
---
Elisanne makes the mistake of asking Heinwald how he and Curran got together and the answer is a lot more than she bargained for. What starts as a story told to a single person grows larger and larger, people coming from all over the Halidom to listen in.
Curran, meanwhile, hasn't the faintest idea that any of this is happening.
Bookmarked by AlternateCannon
06 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Neuvillette looked as if he wanted to say more, unsure of where to start, but he just shook his head and made to leave. He paused as his fingers curled around the door handle.
“Why Wriothesley?” he asked.
Wriothesley shrugged. “It’s a name that better reflects the man I am now.”
“And who’s that?”
I’m sorry.
He locked his jaw. “Someone who did what the Law couldn’t do.”
Bookmarked by AlternateCannon
18 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
When Will initially declares that he would not leave the country without the dog, Hannibal briefly wonders if falling from a cliffside had made all of the man’s profiling and forensic knowledge fall clear out his ears. Hannibal doesn’t quite ask if Will is serious. It is obvious that he very much is.
“Only the one?” asks Hannibal mildly, pressing a square of iodine-soaked gauze to his gut wound to clean the stitches.
---
Hannibal unintentionally learns how to share, and against his will, how to grieve. A gentle post-Season 3 look at falling in love and losing again.
Bookmarked by AlternateCannon
30 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“I am not,” Kunikuzushi retorted. “I merely think that if anyone were to wrong me, then they should pay for it. Even if this story had not been one about lovers but about a solitary wanderer who was doomed to burn in hell, I would have given the same answer. The world should flip itself over to beg for forgiveness.”
“Interesting,” Kazuha said. “I don’t object to your view. But if it were me, I think I would find a way to rewrite the stars.”
how a wanderer and a beautiful vagrant became the immortal kitsune and his electro archon.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,996
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 51
- Kudos:
- 701
- Bookmarks:
- 167
- Hits:
- 8,974
Bookmarked by AlternateCannon
18 Jan 2026