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Getting Away With Tax Fraud 101: The Geo Archon Edition by oh_fudgecakes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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A small indulgence now and again never hurt anyone, Zhongli maintains. Though in retrospect, perhaps he had allowed himself a few too many of them. It's regrettable that he had only realized his error when it had come knocking at his door, presenting him with an expense record that would make anyone quail — even the God of Wealth himself.
“Your expense record this year is nearly ten times your yearly income,” the civil servant tells him. “Could you declare the source of funds for your purchases?”
After minting a small fortune for the purchase of antiques, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to a poor cover up attempt by an ever helpful Childe, blows up into accusations of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei and the adepti are pulled in and court shenanigans ensue.
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10 Mar 2026
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"Curran," Heinwald says, "Do you think that we should attempt to have intercourse?"
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Elisanne makes the mistake of asking Heinwald how he and Curran got together and the answer is a lot more than she bargained for. What starts as a story told to a single person grows larger and larger, people coming from all over the Halidom to listen in.
Curran, meanwhile, hasn't the faintest idea that any of this is happening.
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06 Mar 2026
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Neuvillette looked as if he wanted to say more, unsure of where to start, but he just shook his head and made to leave. He paused as his fingers curled around the door handle.
“Why Wriothesley?” he asked.
Wriothesley shrugged. “It’s a name that better reflects the man I am now.”
“And who’s that?”
I’m sorry.
He locked his jaw. “Someone who did what the Law couldn’t do.”
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18 Feb 2026
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When Will initially declares that he would not leave the country without the dog, Hannibal briefly wonders if falling from a cliffside had made all of the man’s profiling and forensic knowledge fall clear out his ears. Hannibal doesn’t quite ask if Will is serious. It is obvious that he very much is.
“Only the one?” asks Hannibal mildly, pressing a square of iodine-soaked gauze to his gut wound to clean the stitches.
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Hannibal unintentionally learns how to share, and against his will, how to grieve. A gentle post-Season 3 look at falling in love and losing again.
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30 Jan 2026
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Public Bookmark 146
Mystery Work
Part of Test
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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18 Jan 2026
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“I am not,” Kunikuzushi retorted. “I merely think that if anyone were to wrong me, then they should pay for it. Even if this story had not been one about lovers but about a solitary wanderer who was doomed to burn in hell, I would have given the same answer. The world should flip itself over to beg for forgiveness.”
“Interesting,” Kazuha said. “I don’t object to your view. But if it were me, I think I would find a way to rewrite the stars.”
how a wanderer and a beautiful vagrant became the immortal kitsune and his electro archon.
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18 Jan 2026
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When Qiuyuan was given the order to kill Geshu Lin, he didn't expect to fail in this task. Fate is a fickle mistress, and in the months that follow, their swords face each other again and again. 'Rivalry' is one name for it. 'Revenge' is another. And Geshu Lin has always been a dangerous man.
OR: They fight, Qiuyuan gets fucked. Everyone claps. The end :)
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12 Dec 2025
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“You-” Ygraine said, stepping up to point a finger in Uther’s face. “You are a liar and a murderer. The fact you think someone as sweet and caring as Vivienne is destined to marry you is a tragedy in itself, but if you expect me to hand over my brother’s rightful claim to Camelot’s throne-”
“My claim to Camelot’s throne,” Uther threw back, face growing more red as Arthur looked between his parents in utter bewilderment. Merlin didn’t blame him. He had envisioned Uther and Ygraine’s love story to be more… well, less based in war and battles.
Ygraine’s eyes narrowed as she grabbed a goblet of wine and threw it in Uther’s face. A few of the guards shifted, but Uther only raised a hand to pause them, spitting out the wine with furious eyes.
“You,” Ygraine said coldly. “Are unworthy to sit upon a stool, let alone a throne.”
From a few feet away, Balinor scoffed as he sipped from his own goblet. “I kind of like having her as a hostage, Uther. She livens up the place.”
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In a desperate attempt to save Arthur at Camlann, Merlin tries to reverse time. It works perhaps a tad too well.
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26 Oct 2025
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Glitch by Fangirl_on_fire
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Feb 2024
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“Something just… changed.”
“In my ass?”
“No!” Izuku drags a hand through his sweat-wet hair. “I don’t know how to explain it. You just looked… different.”
Rage explodes over his face. “Are you saying I don’t turn you on anymore?”
“No, Kacchan, no! Would you just listen to me? I’m saying you didn’t look like you. Like, for a second, you were still you, but a different kind of you.”
It wasn’t the first time Katsuki had changed during sex - his hair color was the same, the shape of his face unchanged, but somehow he looked entirely different.
It takes Izuku a while to realize that he’s seeing the Second One For All user.
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19 Oct 2025
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A Different Set of Values by Comet360
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
21 Feb 2021
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Itachi has a relaxing vacation in a peaceful world. Aizawa gets a months-long headache. The League of Villains suffers a major setback.
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19 Oct 2025
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They said Mavis had been dead for over a decade, but they never found a body, and rumours spoke of a fairy-like girl who roamed the world at the side of a black-haired immortal. Oneshot (but posted in three chapters).
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04 Sep 2025
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In retrospect, inviting the feral dragon-raised child to make himself at home in the guildhall probably wasn't the smartest thing Makarov had ever done. Or, how Makarov (and the guild) came to adopt Natsu. Oneshot (but posted in two parts).
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04 Sep 2025
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“Come on, Ren-kun,” Yukari nudges Ren as he slumps. “I dove into being Pink Argus with little experience myself, and I haven’t regretted it since. Maybe you’ll feel the same.”
Ren thinks about it. His life really couldn’t and shouldn’t revolve completely around the shadow world, he supposes. And he’s not obligated to do any more than this if acting doesn’t agree with him after all.
Ann’s going to freak. Futaba is going to lose her shit.
“You remember the Phantom Thieves of Hearts business a few years back?” The director asks. “It won’t be a complete one to one, but I do have to admit that this series’ plot is loosely based on it.”
Okay, now that’s just unfair. Now Ren has to take the role.
So that’s how Ren becomes a Featherman Ranger.
Or, Amamiya Ren becomes a Featherman actor, bases his character off Akechi, and the real Akechi Goro disastrously simps from afar.
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23 Aug 2025
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“My friend left something behind over there,” the child pointed somewhere behind Ratio, “I need to go get it before we go.”
“How funny. I’m also looking for things my friend left behind. Perhaps we’re looking for the same man.”
“Does your friend have pretty eyes?”
Ratio almost laughed - what a silly question, “Indeed.”
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Dr Ratio meets Kakavasha while looking around Clock Studios Theme Park.
Russian translation available here!
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28 Jul 2025
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When Senju Tobirama makes his decision to turn around and fight the silver and gold brothers during the second war, he knows he won’t make it out alive.
But when he turns to his students, knowing he has to chose one of them as his successor, he doesn’t pick Hiruzen.
He also doesn’t pick Danzo.
He chooses Kagami.Bookmarked by AlternateCannon
23 Jul 2025
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caerulae lunae by kjm126316
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), ヴァ二タスの手記 - 望月淳 | Vanitas no Carte | The Case Study of Vanitas - Mochizuki Jun (Manga), ヴァニタスの手記 | Vanitas no Carte | The Case Study of Vanitas (Anime)
10 Jul 2025
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"The name which Luna had given the malnomen was ‘Joueur de Flûte, He Who Sings Lies,’ because they’d always been very, very bad with names, and preferred archaic references that only made sense to them, and to those in on the joke. It had been very, very trying.
A ‘world swap,’ of sorts. Again, very trying."
Wherein Vanitas and Noé run afoul of a curse-bearer with the ability to send them to another world, the Traveller is commissioned to help with a sudden vampire problem Fontaine seems to be having, and amidst all of the commotion, the Second of the Fatui Harbingers comes to investigate.
This bodes well for no one.
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02 Jul 2025
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the event of burning that i cannot remember by QueenWithABeeThrone
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Jun 2025
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“March 7th?” the man says, incredulously.
“Uh, yeah,” says March, squinting up at him.
“Thought I was the only one who got named after a date,” the man mutters, pinching the bridge of his nose. Those are nice gloves, she thinks, sleek black fingerless things. “Just because some people can’t be bothered—” He lets out an annoyed sigh, and said, “August 16th.”
“Seriously?” March yelps.
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20 Jun 2025
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“They are meant to help you sleep more peacefully, so please take it.” Rover said that so why is he sharing dreams with a man that is supposed to be dead. Where is the peace is that?
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26 Apr 2025
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“You look nice,” Boothill blurts.
Fuck no. A notification pops in the corner of his vision that reads in loud letters: Shut your fucking trap.
Surprise flits about Argenti’s features, seeming to bounce between a few different emotions before finally setting on bashful.
“Such a compliment is unusual,” he says, after a moment, “especially from an honest soul such as yourself. I am honored to be held in such regard from someone I treasure dearly, and someone with as much passion for life as you.”
“I jus’ said you looked nice,” Boothill says lowly, picking at the threads of his pants.
“Did you mean it?”
“Why, ‘course.”
“Precisely,” Argenti says, as if that explains it all.
After the cults have been disbanded and the leads have been followed, Boothill finds himself stuck in Penacony against his will due to a blunder in the system. To make it worse, he has to survive the week in the company of Argenti—a Knight of Beauty who seems a bit too keen on making his acquaintance.
or: Two lonely men are shoved into a hotel for a week, and they both learn some new things.
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23 Mar 2025