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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Homelander didn't frequent Tek Knight's masquerade orgies often, but he was bored.

    And after catching Butcher's scent at such an exclusive party? Well, now he was glad he came.

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    In the aftermath of the mess that was Herogasm, Butcher receives a visit.

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  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    It's common knowledge that Homelander has invulnerable skin. However, even as the strongest man on Earth, he still has his insecurities. Age and mortality weigh him down, but he finds himself crawling to the one man that makes it all feel better: Billy Butcher.

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  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    "Word gets around quick in a small town, and news of him not only getting his ass whupped but that damn bunny sound moved fast.

    He tried to shake it off. There were whispers and smothered laughter and Donnie acted like he didn’t care. Like he didn’t notice. But the humiliation burned hot and made him feel sick.

    He tried to still do his job. He didn’t need help. He didn’t need anyone. This didn’t matter, he was still a tough guy.

    It’s just that it was getting harder to swallow down the lump in his throat, to meet anyone's eyes, to ignore the laughter behind his back.

    And it was all the Preacher’s fault."

     

    Starts with Canon and then goes way off. Donnie is traumatized, and desperate to make it stop any way he can. He feels like there is no way out.

    I wanted to write a quick smutty fic with that word of god power, but Donnie being so devastated broke my heart and this happened instead. Bolded words are god voice "commands"

    In this story Betsy is a cold bitch, Tulip never came back, the church never got sieged and impostor god never showed up causing the town to explode. Just Jesse with his Word of God power trying to save his town and get his life right.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    When he comes back down for good, when he actually starts to feel grounded and present in his own body again, Donnie takes a moment to reflect on how fucking ass-backwards the night has gone.

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