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    “I have a new bumper sticker,” Flins told him, all smiles, as he leaned over the window, refusing to take the damn two Hot Wings he had ordered from Rerir's outstretched hand. “It says I <3 hot KFC workers.”

    “Piss the fuck off.”

    Flins drove away with a laugh, the two chicken wings somewhere on the car’s floor where Rerir had thrown them without a second thought.

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    This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.

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    As he watched Mydeimos’ expression, Phainon felt heat bloom beneath his cheeks as he focused on the powerful hips thrusting underneath him.
    The white-haired warrior felt his body moving up and down with every push and pull of Mydeimos’ pelvis.
    The movement of their bodies sent his mind plummeting into the gutter and forced indecent thoughts to the forefront of his brain, which felt like it was melting.

    — Like this, it was like the couple were simulating having sexual intercourse, with Mydeimos driving into Phainon from below.

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    Cyrene always says that Phainon's better off working the fields than manning a fishing rod, but Phainon doesn't think he does that badly; he can usually catch a few chubs at the very least.

    And then he fishes up a dead(?) body.

    Hm. Yeah. Maybe Cyrene's onto something here.

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    Phainon may have started panicking. At the bare minimum, he felt blindsided— Mydei was purposefully being combative, despite Phainon having been nothing but amicable, and now he was making it sound like Phainon was the one in the wrong.

    So he did the most logical thing he could think of in response, of course— acting before really thinking about it— and demonstrated his willingness to participate in what he'd perceived to be a provocation from the Crown Prince—

    He undid the knot holding the tiny modesty towel in place—the pristine white fabric fell, and with it, so did Mydeimos's gaze. 

    “Oh,” Mydei answered eloquently, an odd expression crossing his face as he stared unabashedly, while Phainon, much more abashedly, allowed him to. 

    Be it through ignorance or wishful thinking, Phainon interprets Mydei's shamelessness as a direct provocation to settle the score between them, following the event of their ten-day, ten-night battle resulting in a draw.

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