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    Between the drought and the Depression and the dust, and keeping the farm on what's left of its feet, Clark Kent has a lot on his plate. But the Kents have been hospitable as long as there've been Kents in Smallville, and putting up a meteorologist for a few days while his car's fixed isn't that much of an imposition.

    In other news the exact same story: Bruce Wayne, playboy prince of Gotham, is getting married. Just... not yet. Right now, you see, he's got a science mystery to solve—in Kansas of all places.

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    In which Bruce helps out around the place, digs around in the dirt after space rocks, uncovers several decades-worth of buried secrets, falls more than a little bit in love, tells a lot of lies, is part of the Great Cow Rescue of 1935, and (a couple of times) is rescued himself.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    After fifteen-year-old Jason Todd claws his way out of his own grave, it’s not the League of Assassins that find him—but Father Michael.

    Jason never becomes a killer.

    Instead, he becomes a priest.

    Five years later, a grieving man unknowingly walks into the confessional of the child he lost.

    “Bless me, Father,” he says. “It’s been five years since I buried my son.”

    Jason recognizes the voice instantly.

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    A boy dies. A man rises. A prodigal son returns home.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    The Gotham underworld finds out that deadbeat dad Batman owes poor, hapless Matches Malone decades worth of child support after having thrown him away to latch onto the city's most famous omega instead, and they sure have some opinions about that.

    Bruce just has a headache.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Clark wasn’t completely oblivious about him having a type. He was self aware enough to recognize when he was slipping into a habit. He knew he was done for the moment he heard Bruce laugh.

    Of course, at that point he’d been the Batman still.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    “It’s not a crusade,” Bruce told Alfred. “It’s research.”
    Alfred hummed but said nothing. He just poured Bruce a cup of coffee from the freshly brewed pot and looked over his shoulder at the footage.
    “He does have a rather nice smile, sir.”
    Bruce snorted. “The devil always does.”
    “The devil, really? That’s a bit of an exaggeration.”
    “No, it’s a prediction. An estimation. That man, alien, he’s a ticking time bomb, Alfred. One we’ll need to know how to defuse when it comes down to it.”
    “Of course, sir. And that fetching blush of his, that’s surely a countdown to detonation?”
    “That will be all, Alfred.” Bruce said it like the words would work, but Alfred acquiesced—only with a sly and slight smile on his lips.
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    Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent meet.

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    04 Mar 2026