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The Gang Goes Tavern Hopping by CalicoKitty402, TheFearsomeJabberwock
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls
21 Mar 2026
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"Wendy. Sybil is on top of shouty mountain. Why?” Alinor asked, looking to the girl.
“Well, okay–” Wendy hopped up to sit on one of the counters, looking up and away as she collected her thoughts. “She’s probably on top of shouty mountain. That would be my best guess, based on–so–I think they were going to be using Demnevanni’s portals? But you can’t do those all the time, because that’s how you get accidentally sucked into the void. And I think they walked to Saarthal, because it’s really not so far, and we’ve already got a trail set up to there for–y’know–the expedition people. So, based on the–the limitations, n’ the itinerary, and getting out to the site, it just seems likely that by now they’re… They’re there. Ish. Probably. On the way, maybe.”
“Okay,” Alinor said, blinking at her. “That… Did not answer my question.”
“Oh. …Oh. Right.” Wendy nodded. “They’re looking for powerful magic stuff.”
“Oh she would be doing dumb horseshit for a shiny trinket.” Alinor hissed under his breath.
“Oh, she’s in trouble, isn’t she?” Wendy asked, a mischievous little smile crossing her face.
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The Gang touches on some quests that may become relevant later while looking for Sybil.Series
- Part 23 of You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
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Draugr Don't Make Good Tour Guides (A Winterhold School Kids Adventure) by CalicoKitty402, TheFearsomeJabberwock, yelloskello
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls
14 Mar 2026
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The ruined city of Saarthal was an archaeological marvel, if one was into that sort of thing. It was the site of the first city built by Atmorans on the whole of Tamriel. That had to count for something, right? Sure, nowadays it was little more than the stones peeking out of the metric fuck ton of snow and the ruins of a city that had been burned out of spite, but… The history. The gods-be-damned history. Carved into every fucking stone, or whatever. Oh, all the pieces and shards of pottery, oh the old rusted cutlery, oh the... really old rocks.
Unfortunately, Murray couldn’t really appreciate all that history at the moment; he was too busy freezing his testicles off.
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Sybil and Aremi drag Murray and Lydia on an adventure.Series
- Part 22 of You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
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Franc Writes A Letter by CalicoKitty402, TheFearsomeJabberwock, yelloskello
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls
27 Feb 2026
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Francois Versoi Grungash Delacourt was a businessman first and foremost. He liked money. He liked having money, spending money, saving money, and acquiring money. He was the finest dressed orc on this side of Orsinium, he wore furs and velvets and the softest of leathers. His hair was braided in the most elaborate patterns he could afford, with his braids capped off with gems and precious metals. His tusks were whitened, his teeth straight, his eyes bright. He was broad, but quite well muscled, and his clothing tailored to emphasize his best features.
and he hated waiting.
Luckily for Francois Delacourt, he wasn’t going to have to wait too terribly long.
-Franc writes a letter or two.
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- Part 21 of You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
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The No Good Week And a Half by CalicoKitty402, TheFearsomeJabberwock, yelloskello
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls
18 Jan 2026
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“You’re too late you furry half breed cunts!” Frisli shouted, gesturing rudely at Farkas and Alinor as they seethed on the dock. Alinor paced left and right, eyes narrowed into thin slits. “I’ll remember you when I break his mind and drain him dry!” she cackled, wrapping an arm around Xantos’ neck as she leaned back against his shoulder. “You’ll remember this as th’day you shouldn’t have fucked with the clan Volkihar y’ Dawnguard pissants!”
Alinor eyed the water for a moment, taking a breath before shucking off his cloak and boots and preparing to dive.
Frisli was standing on the boat, her eyes wide and afraid. She looked left, and right, and brought her hands up– swirling them into a circle. The mist started to thicken around them as Alinor struggled against Farkas, shrouding everything into a thick fog.
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Everyone has a very bad week and a half.Series
- Part 20 of You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
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Alinor's Guided Drunken Tour to Skyrim by CalicoKitty402, TheFearsomeJabberwock, yelloskello
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls
28 Dec 2025
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Murray was having a weird week.
That was a given, really. He’d practically volunteered for it. During the festivities, he’d seen a deceptively sober looking Alinor wandering off somewhere nonsensical, and his damnable need to make sure his people remained in one piece led him to follow. He knew what a Sanguining looked like. He’d been Sanguined plenty of times; really, could call him something of a chum, now. Or… As chummy as a daedric prince was willing to be with him, at least.
This would be fine. He’d just… Round up the lad, gently usher him back into the Ragged Flagon with promises of treats and shenanigans, and then put roughly four to six guildmates on his ass to make sure he didn’t wander off again.He hadn’t accounted for Alinor ignoring the gentle ushering.
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Alinor takes a drunken tour of Skyrim, on one Sam Guevenne's suggestion.Series
- Part 19 of You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
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You're Gonna Go Far, Kid by CalicoKitty402, TheFearsomeJabberwock, yelloskello
Fandom Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
22 Mar 2026
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The great doors of Dragons Reach swung open, pillars lining a massive mead hall with great arching ceilings and balconies above. Once upon a time, in Skyrim’s more peaceful days, it would be host to every Jarl in the province, great moots held to determine the fate of Skyrim’s people.
As it was, the hall was empty save a single older man sitting upon a carved wooden throne and the court wizard in sleep clothes who went to stand behind him. His eyes had drifted closed, his breathing gentle and soft as he leaned hard against his palm. Ireleth took the steps up the dais two at a time, coming over.
“So the dragon has been driven off?” he asked quietly as the guards pulled Xantos up the last flight of stairs. One pattered up further, moving behind the throne while holding Xantos’ sword.
“Killed, my jarl, and I have brought the ones responsible- you’re... you’re not going to like it, my jarl.” Irileth looked over her shoulder to where the collected misfits were standing. "One of the heroes is a companion, the other is a dunmer girl, and a small breton mage-”
“And the last one is Xantos Ashborne.” Balgruuf finished. “How in oblivion did he end up fighting the dragon?”
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What Does It Mean To Be A Monster? by Lunar_Sybiosis_00
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
25 Feb 2026
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Katarina is a werewolf. She has been her whole life. When a group of witchers visits town, she figures she’s living on borrowed time. Eventually she hits rock bottom and decides to let the monster hunters do their job. And then… They spare her. One of the witchers, Alek, gives her a second chance. A chance to get her shit together and learn how to be a person.
Inspired by The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by inexplicifics because their Kaer Morhen is amazing and I want my sad sad werewolf to live there so she can be less sad.
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21 Mar 2026
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Jagoda is just in town to attend a healer's gathering. She's not looking to make waves or be noticed, especially by any Witchers. Which becomes a little complicated when Ruth, the hedgewitch that normally hosts the gathering, now works as a courtmage in the Temerian palace in Vizima.
What could go wrong?Excerpt:
"There is a moment, as the ringing in her ears is fading, and she feels the fresh blood dripping down her chin, where Jagoda wonders if she has damned herself."Bookmarked by CalicoKitty402
21 Mar 2026
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A Place To Rest by Hearthburn
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Accidental Warlord series - Inexplicifics
19 Mar 2026
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In the horrifying wake of the Temple sacking, Obi-Wan finds four precious younglings still alive, and flings himself into the Force on a wish and a prayer, hoping to find a place of safety for them all. He finds a better one than he could have dreamed of, an oasis of kindness in a galaxy gone Dark and mad. But this oasis has its own strangeness and secrets. If Obi-wan and the children can adapt, they may have a safe place to rest, heal, and even restart the Order. But adapting means Obi-wan must face some hard truths about himself, Anakin, and the Order as they knew it. The results will change the fate of the galaxy, forever.
Fic is finished and will update Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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21 Mar 2026
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how to get a quirk late by caffiendthegaydisastergremlin
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Apr 2023
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Midoriya Izuku doesn't really remember his dad, just faint memories of singed towels and his mother laughing fit to burst. But when he starts getting weird cravings and doing odd things, Inko takes him to meet someone he never knew existed... his father's little sister?
Join Izuku as he navigates the unfamiliar oddities of a quirk he didn't think he had, gets to know family he never knew he had, and learns exactly why his father left.Series
- Part 1 of how to train your izuku
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03 Mar 2026
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A Jedi Watchman for Mandalore (and a potential husband for the Mand'alor) by Hilimi
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
13 Mar 2026
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Feemor considered himself to be an open-minded man who only had a problem with people who had a problem with him. People beyond the Temple walls rarely disappointed him. That included a group of Mandalorian mercenaries, as surprising as that was.
The mishaps of young days... Such sweet memories.
He had completely forgotten that he had given Jaster his personal number at the time, so he was incredibly surprised to receive a request for a visit from him. He was even more surprised that the guy had apparently... well, taken over his planet? Oh, and his men had rescued a Jedi Initiate enslaved in a mine.
Was that all?
(That was only the beginning.)
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22 Jan 2026