Captain_bread_crumbs
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"After all, I'm owed a son." by Captain_bread_crumbs, field_of_bluebells
Fandoms: Shark Tale (2004)
02 Jun 2025
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Actions have consequences. And Frankie's death brought a lot of them.
- A regret of two, sober, non-horny authors
pls comment so I can call in sick for work tomorrow
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Following Total Atomic Annihilation (ON HOLD) by Captain_bread_crumbs
Fandoms: Fallout 4, Fallout (Video Games)
15 Apr 2023
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Donna Peterson was living a perfectly average life.
Her Dad is back home to spend time with his family, her Mom can finally brush off the dust from her Law degree and her little brother Shaun has a whole life of adventure that she can't wait to be a part of.
But the the bombs fell.
Now she's scrambling to survive in a world where her parents are gone, her brother is missing and lots of things want to kill her.
(In which Nate and Nora's first child is tasked with a mission to find her baby brother, while also unintentionally becoming the hope that The Commonwealth needs to defeat The Institute.)
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This story is currently on hold, read the most recent chapter for more details.
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What could I have said to raise you from the dead? by Captain_bread_crumbs
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
26 Dec 2022
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Evelyn Marston lived her life constantly fighting for her fathers love and affection. Time and time again her attempts failed.
But for as long as she lives, she'll never stop trying.
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Torrance is gripped by a wintry chill as yet unheard of in California. Flambae is the busiest man in town, but makes time for a dispatcher freezing in his apartment.
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- Part 1 of firestorm | the flambert files
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24 Mar 2026
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“We think it’s a Soulmate Eater,” Blazer explained to him, the moment he sat down.
“I'm sorry… a what-the-fuck-now?”
“Yeah, that was me, about five days ago,” she sighed, rubbing her shoulder unconsciously, where Robert assumed her mark must be, underneath the purple sweater she was wearing. “But... they’re a thing, apparently! There’s been twelve of them, in recorded supervillain history."
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A new supervillain is terrorising the city, draining people's soulmate connections and leaving them catatonic, in order to fuel some kind of unknown plot.
But that's totally ok, because Robert Robertson doesn't actually have a soulmate... or so he thinks.
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- Part 2 of fuck it! dispatch fic collection
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24 Mar 2026
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Preening was the most intimate ritual in avian cultures. Done only by family and partners, it was more than simple hygiene for avians. It was a gesture of trust and love. There were very specific customs about where they were done, what words were spoken to cue the ritual, and who could do it. Traditions varied slightly, but the core concepts remained the same. Among avians, requests to preen and be preened were expected to be semi-frequent, in order to maintain the deep bonds that avians kept with each other.
Or, 5 times Bruce preens his birds and 1 time they preen him.
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14 Mar 2026
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"Father was hit by a magic user on patrol."
"Me," Little Bruce clarifies, stumbling to try and place the jug of orange juice on the island without spilling it all over himself, "I'm father."
It's worse than Duke could have ever assumed, but he kind of can't stop smiling, "His memories have regressed too?"
Damian sighs, "Yes. He's currently eight."
"Eight and a half," Bruce corrects petulantly, frowning at Damian, which is hilarious because Damian glares back with the exact same expression.
(Bruce is hit with a de-age spell, now its up to his three youngest kids to pick up the pieces.)
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13 Mar 2026
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Another hairpin turn in our dialectic of bullshit.
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V endured the dreams, and Johnny never mentioned it. Sometimes, she woke with an itch.Bookmarked by Captain_bread_crumbs
04 Mar 2026