Castillon02
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Bond's coworkers sometimes offered edible support at his hospital bedside; Q was both the most and least efficient at it.
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Diagnosis: OQS (Overworked Quartermaster Syndrome) by Castillon02
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
26 Dec 2024
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Q definitely had amnesia. Absolutely. No doubt whatsoever. He was the unfortunate victim of a terrible amnesia whose duration mysteriously lengthened whenever M asked if Q would come back to work.
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You Either Die a Hero or Live Long Enough to Become a CEO by Castillon02
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Dec 2024
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“Right. Okay.” Jason rubbed his forehead. “You know how sometimes start-up companies get successful and then they suddenly realize that they have a million employees instead of ten and that they should probably have things like an HR department and a pension plan?”
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Chemical Assistance by Castillon02
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Dec 2024
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Wade did a little research on Spidey's web fluid, considered his lack of a chemistry degree, and then remembered that Spidey sucked at lying and his web fluid was probably made out of chemicals scavenged from a high school lab. Operation: Give Spidey Drugs So He Can Keep Ejaculating His Stringy White Fluid was officially a go.
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Boombox Bugging by Castillon02
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Nov 2024
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Spidey reveals an unexpected power. Also, he and Wade are both able to diagnose each other's "Now That What I Call Music! Volume Ten" jam-out songs with embarrassing accuracy.
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Broken Curses by Castillon02, greedy_dancer
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Aug 2020
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A series exploring the ways Geralt and Jaskier trust each other. All works can be read independently.
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Playing with fire by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Apr 2025
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Peter Parker has always liked to flirt with danger. Enter Deadpool, the most dangerous thing there is. They team up to solve a crime.
Bookmarked by Castillon02
17 Mar 2026
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The Princess Murdered by TheMangosity for ClingingBlossoms
Fandoms: Columbo, Princess Bride (1987)
17 Dec 2025
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Humperdinck tries to start a war with Guilder again, but Columbo is making it difficult.
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
10 Mar 2026
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scenes from a rooftop: tricks and treats by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Oct 2023
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"How do you end up covered in this stuff all the time?" Wade picks the tiny bits of leaf off of Peter's glove. Between the fabric of the suit and the web residue, they're really stuck on there. "You cheating on me with a leaf blower or something?"
"Nah, I just grab 'em out of the air."
"You-" Wade laughs. "You have superhuman reflexes and you use them to grab falling leaves out of the air."
"Wouldn't you?"
Wade thinks for a moment. "I've used leaves as target practice before."
"That sounds... unsafe."
"Hi." Wade shakes Peter's hand. "I'm Deadpool."
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Daily fun-sized sweets for October. Don't eat them all at once or you'll spoil your dinner.
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- Part 2 of scenes from a rooftop
Bookmarked by Castillon02
27 Feb 2026
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5 Times the Raptors Tried to Kill Miriam, and 1 Time They Didn’t by tardigradetardis
Fandoms: Jurassic Park (Movies)
12 Nov 2015
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Miriam thought the job working for InGen sounded perfect. Tropical island, good pay, first dibs on publications… At least, she thought so until she found out that she was the only behaviorist on staff. Once the eggs hatched, it became all she could do to keep up–with the dinosaurs, the science, and her health.
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
18 Jan 2026
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“You made the wrong call, and that cost you the mission.” Bruce thundered “I expected you to lead, to work with me while I’m recovering, not go against our preset plans. You should have kept in control.”
“Maybe I’m done being in control, Bruce!”
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After an argument with Bruce, Tim unexpectedly finds himself going nonverbal. The rest of the family are there for the fallout.
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- Part 2 of Batfamily Oneshots
Bookmarked by Castillon02
21 Oct 2025