CharlottePuddingWannabe
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So Sebastian had the worst possible opinion of him. At least that should make Haley see reason that just because two guys turned out to be gay in the same valley, it did not mean they were in any way attracted to each other.
Which was of course why the first thing Haley said to him once they sat together in their next class, was, “He’s so attracted to you!”
“How did you get there from ‘I think Alex is a meathead jock'?” Alex sighed, rubbing his temples. “I overheard all of that, by the way.”
“Good, then you must also have heard how he praised your good looks!”
“You mean when he said that I’m way too concerned with them and it made me stupid?”
Haley waved her pencil about, like a teacher trying to explain a difficult concept. “It’s about reading between the lines!”
“Look - I’m not good at reading the lines, period. I’m not sure what you want me to find between them.”
“Love!” Haley proclaimed, throwing her arms up. “And a handjob!"
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05 Mar 2026
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At forty, a mysterious Grand Line phenomenon whisks Zoro to a life other than his own. He tries to return to the one that belongs to him, and keeps finding Sanji instead.
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Sanji hooks up with his hot neighbor.
Things spiral from there.
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“You’re 39?!” Sanji gaped, eyeing him up and down. Regrettably, the mosshead had filled out well. If one looked at the right angle, the stupid swordsman would even look, god he was gonna throw up, kind of decent. It made him wonder what he looked like at 39. Hopefully still as handsome as he was at 19.
“Tch, 39 is not that old.” Zoro crossed his arms, looking away in annoyance. “Anyways, I gotta go back home soon. You can come if you want.”
Home. Never in a million years would Sanji think he’d hear Zoro use the word ‘home’. But domesticity will do that to a man. He wasn’t jealous, definitely not.
Would Sanji, 20 years in the future, have a home as well?
After being hit by some devil fruit powers, Sanji finds himself being transported to a world where he and Zoro are old and married???!!!!
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Pouring the steamed milk with his practiced, signature spiral, Sanji steps up to the counter with the finished product. “One Lavender sedative for the Mosshead,” the witch prompts with a wink; Zoro snorting indignantly at the nickname.
Their hands brush in the transfer and the blond finds himself lingering on demonfolk’s fingers, the digits dark black, as if dipped in charcoal, and searingly warm to the touch.
If Zoro notices, he doesn’t mention it. The man instead glancing between the swirl in the coffee to the curl of the witch’s eyebrow before smirking, “Thanks Curly,” he says, tipping his chin up in a nod After a moment of lingering amusement, the demonfolk turns and heads to the far corner of the cafe.
Sanji watches him go with a frown, his fingertips tingling and a furious blush warming his ears.
What a bastard.
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Urban Fantasy Zosan - Witch!Sanji and Demon!Zoro - Rating for full story - Tags updated with chapters
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