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    Queen in the North Sansa Stark, first of her name, passes away after a long and peaceful life of ruling. She's at peace, knowing her eldest son will watch over their kingdom after her.

    Yet, she opens her eyes again. But this time, she's Helaena Targaryen, the tragic sister-wife of Aegon II Targaryen, mere years before the beginning of the Dance of the Dragons. Armed with her knowledge of history and her wits, she has no choice but to fight for the faction she's been born into, for war is inevitable. She might be a dragon in this lifetime, but she was born a wolf and only a united pack can survive winter.

    ASOIAF 2025 Fanfictions award:
    Category #6 Best HOTD/Dance fic:
    3rd place

    Best Original character in an fic: 2nd – Lyarra Umber

    Best Canon ship in a fic: 1st – Aegon II Targaryen/Helaena Targaryen

    Best Chapter: 2nd place – Chapter 58: Rhaena V

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    28 Jun 2023

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    Peter Parker is a self sacrificing teenager. 14 with dead parents, dead uncle, and now a dead aunt. Foster care is rough, rougher than being Spider-Man ever was. With his friends ignored, and almost total isolation Peter Parker assures himself that he mustn't be the only Parker left.

    But he's not even a Parker.
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    Peter knows he’s selfish. Knows how incredibly selfish it is to want to drag a man into this. Into his life. Into the fucked up things he has going on. But the man should know right? He deserves to know that he has a child out there.

    Peter pushes down the whimper he feels at the man’s expression. It changed from assessment to pity in an instant. “Hello Mr. Matt Murdock! In college you had relations with a certain Mary Fitzpatrick, later renamed Mary Parker.”

    Matt’s grip tightens on the desk he was lax resting against. He swallows thickly.

    “She had a son. And uh.. Might be fifteen years late on the announcement but um..” Peter shuffles awkwardly. “Hi, I'm Peter Parker, and I'm pretty sure you're my dad.”

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    03 Apr 2025

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    Getting lost in the woods while trying larping for the first time was definitely not something Eddie had planned. And then somehow ending up in none other than King Steve's backyard? No way! And then adding almost drowning to his list of problems? He should’ve just stuck to the table. Not to mention Steve apparently wanted to take care of him? At first Eddie just thought Steve was afraid Eddie was gonna sue him for almost drowning in his pool, like he wasn’t trespassing in the first place, but Steve actually looked offended by the idea.

    Slow to update

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    16 Mar 2025

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    There were times when being a Crown Prince truly sucked. The gods apparently hated him and nothing was ever going to work his way, that he should know.

    But there was no way Callisto could have ever predicted Penelope was pregnant, neither was he aware of how far her pettiness could go—not until she’d been hellbent on hurting him as much as he’d hurt her.

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    13 Sep 2024

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    (𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬!𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐱 𝐈𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢’𝐝!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫)

    “What’s your type?”

    “Tall, dark and handsome. Who’s your favourite Sanrio?”

    “Pompompurin”

    “You basic bitch—”

    You didn’t know being constipated was an unspoken rule that led you to be in Jujutsu Kaisen. Neither did you know you would have a special-grade companion, plushie-triggered curses and being naturally born with positive energy.

    How hard can it be?

    (𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐊𝐎-𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍)

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    17 Jul 2024