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    Eru’s gift is such that one appreciates it only after it has been taken away. A British neurosurgeon finds herself in Arda Marred. Facing the desolation of time, Lysandra must follow her fate in the Music. From Aman to Middle-earth and back again – the tale of a young woman as she learns to embrace the duties of her new life, celebrate her gains, and mourn her losses.

    Author's Note: As of Chapter 21, the story follows the events of The Hobbit.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    A locked folder from Shane's phone ends up on the internet for everyone to see, including his teammates. It certainly undercuts their victory against the Bears, but it'll all turn out right. Eventually.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked.

    So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either.

    Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa
    Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya

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    09 Mar 2026

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    The photos leak on a Wednesday. Ilya sets his life and career on fire on Sunday, mostly out of spite. On Monday, he is the first out queer player in the NHL.

    Nobody handles the ensuing circus well, least of all Scott Hunter.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander thought he’d retire a Metro.

    Instead, he gets a phone call about cap space, strategic realignment, and how loyalty looks great in a press release but terrible on a spreadsheet.

    Montreal trades him.

    Ottawa waits with the porch light on.

    Between a late-night highway drive, a captain with pale curls and a competitive streak a mile wide, and a press conference full of carefully polished lies, Shane discovers that maybe losing a franchise means finally finding a home.

    Also, he is absolutely not getting first line centre without a fight.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    “I told you. Hollander and I, we are in love. He is my hockey player.” Ilya wiggled his eyebrows at the joke, but couldn’t keep himself from watching Scott Hunter.
    “Sure, Roz. You and Hollander are in love, want to get married, spend the rest of your lives playing hockey together.” When Ilya didn’t immediately reply to that very accurate statement, Hunter continued: “If you two are in love, I’m straight. That’s how likely that is.” He had laughed and skated away, though Ilya really hadn’t understood what was supposed to be funny about that.
    Standing alone on the ice, the crowd slowly filing out of the rink, Ilya was faced with a startling realization: telling people may be harder than he thought.
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    What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!

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    07 Mar 2026

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    [Tweet] @roz81: My son has turned into iPad baby. How do I stop this? Somebody give me phone number of Apple. Tell them to destroy iPads

    [Tweet] @HerezPilton: Breaking News! confirmation of multiple illegitimate children from Ilya Rozanov. Go to the link in bio for full article!

    or, Ilya is an online menace much to everyone's dismay

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    07 Mar 2026

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    In defiance of her company, a scientist liberates a captive Predator from the clutches of scientific exploitation. But her act of mercy unleashes unforeseen consequences as the alien's fascination with Jory veers her into dangerous territory.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    The project of a lifetime turns into a nightmare when an IT contractor finds herself caught in the middle of a Xenomorph infestation, a Yautja jailbreak, and the human black ops teams that have been sitting on this remote island powder keg like nothing could possibly go wrong.

    Good thing Gemma makes an impression on the Yautja faction because a plucky can-do attitude can only kill so many Xenomorphs.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    Shane is sick of this whole ally shtick, so he decides to do something about it.

    Cue Hayden and Jackie finding out about Ilya...

    The world finding out that their beloved ally is in fact a homosexual...

    Ilya being deemed the new face of hockey allyship...

    But wait! He's bisexual?!

    Hey why is Rozanov making dinner plans with Hollander in the middle of the game?

     

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    Shane comes out, Ilya comes out, wait they're TOGETHER?!

     

    A multi parted continuation of my previous fic!

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    05 Mar 2026

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    What if the video never leaked and their relationship was still a secret when Shane joined the Ottawa Centaurs? The team wait in anticipation for Rozanov's reaction to his career-long rival joining their team... but wait a minute, they're jumping into each other's arms, giggling like a couple of schoolgirls?

     

    Aka 5 times Ilya and Shane’s 'friendship' seems really gay and the 1 time everyone realises it’s been actually gay the whole time.

     

    Cue the Ottawa Centaurs being absolutely clueless, the Montreal Metros mourning the loss of their best player, and the Centaur WAG's (+Harris) being absolutely done with their ignorant partners.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Nat @NatHaasiel12: luca haas back at it again

    A shaky video, taken at a recent Centaur’s game. It slowly zooms in on the ice, where the ice crew quickly skate with shovels to clear the ice of snow. The Centaurs keep moving, some towards the bench to take a drink, Wyatt Hayes in the back moving around to stay warm. The video catches one player, Luca Haas, standing stock still. He is clutching his stick at his side and stares off in the distance, expression blank, seemingly not noticing the ice crewmember having to sharply pivot to not crash into him. “Oh my god,” the person filming says, laughter in their voice, “What is he doing? Why is he just standing there?”

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    04 Mar 2026

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    TROY:
    Is there such a thing as a player walk out? Like what if we just refused to play our game on Monday?

    Or: The first few days after Shane and Ilya are outed, as told by group chats and social media

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    04 Mar 2026

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    hollanov’s third 🧚
    @hollanovoodoo

    so….did anyone see the way shane had to be held back on the bench when ilya got hit…i don’t think i’ve ever seen him that mad….

    wanda v
    @hellorhighwater

    montreal’s really done it now i hope they’re scared for their lives

    reagan 𓂀
    @shilya_hollanov

    his face when the refs called double minor….i fear we’re gonna see a shane hollander we’ve NEVER seen before in the last period

    Or, Shane Hollander plays Montreal for the first time since becoming a Centaur. It goes about as well as he expects.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    If you ask anyone who knows even the slightest bit about hockey, they would say that Shane Hollander is one of the nicest players out there. A generational talent with talks of a dynasty.

    If you ask Ilya Rozanov, he’d announce loudly that Shane Hollander is the best thing that happened to him. Don’t get it wrong; he’d still call him boring and polite and “very Canadian” and only the second best hockey player in the league. But there’d be a sparkle in his eye and a soft smile on his lips, and it wouldn’t be hard to see the pure adoration the man had for Shane Hollander. He’d mock him with “golden boy Shane Hollander,” but there’d be a thread of something hidden in his voice. Almost as if he doesn’t truly believe it.

    Or, Shane Hollander left Montreal. He's not sure if all of him did, though.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    The truth is public.

    The fallout is coming.

    As the dust begins to settle, messages start flooding in. Shane and Ilya find themselves surrounded, not by speculation, but by the people who matter.

    Eleven years in secret.

    One conversation in the open.

    And a support system they never thought they’d ever get.

     

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    Part 2 of “History has Its Eyes on You”

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Ilya: everyone welcome luca haas new rookie 🫨
    Ilya: i gave him all your numbers do not introduce yourself
    Ilya: i do not need phone buzzing i am busy

    Or, a look at Luca Haas's life—and consequently, Shane and Ilya's—through his texts over the years.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.

    Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    You needed an escape. Life had taken a turn, and you were stuck. No way forward, no way back, everything crumpling around you like a house of paper.

    Then your Uncle Fowler offered you a job that came in answer to your prayers, because it offered shelter, food, and income. The only catch?

    You might just die trying to live.

    Because Ratchet needed a medical assistant, and the Autobots needed someone who it didn't matter if their mind got read by the ominous prisoner held so carefully confined in a secured cell.

    So, that's how you met Soundwave. Big scary bad guy all locked up and rusting away, but that's not how things stay between you.

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    Another wandering tale. Whimsical. Less structured and edited than my more serious novels. Yet another tale written for fun and emotional therapy. This tale has a lot more emotional angst and hurt, especially due to the nature of the imprisonment / captor circumstances.

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    11,145

    16 Feb 2026

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